1Ok my third chapter I'm new at this still it my first story so ya it still might not be that good I trying to make it better
don't own naruto...I wish tho... plz review k on with story
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Uh oh... someone's in the house but who? Probably a damn villager! I know I'll beat the shit out of the villager. Their he is! Take this you shity villager!
Just as naruto was about to assault the so assumed villager, naruto stopped to see it was shizune only she was in tights.
Hi their Naruto-kun...
Shizune says with a seductive voice.
Umm... why are you here in my house a-a-an-and in tights...
Naruto says as he starts to drool a little at seeing her bust.
Why naruto-kun can't a woman wear tights if she feel like it? Hmm? I happen to like the feel of my tights against me. And why I'm here well you'll see hehehehe...
Just then shizune approaches naruto and naruto not knowing what to do tries to run but slips and goes head first into shizune's bust.
(Lucky naruto hehe)
"Naruto's pov"
ooohhh... I never noticed how shizune's breasts are near tsunade's size
what am I saying! She's older then me plus she's like a sister to me. But
look how big her busts are no no stop thinking about that bad bad naruto "end pov"
Hey naruto like what you feel?
Says shizune as she looks down to see naruto's face is in her bust.
Uh..uh... s-s-sor-sorry! Shizune!
Says naruto totally embarrassed for what has just happened.
No worries naruto-kun it felt rather good, like the way I look? I got dressed just for you...
Says shizune as she starts blushing furiously .
Yes you loo-look very good shizune... ehehehe why are you and everyone after me! I don't mean to be rude but I've bin running a lot lately from crazed
woman and I was almost captured and who knows what she might have done especially the really crazed woman Anko sorry to be rude...
Naruto-kun... well... lets just say we ain't gonna stop until we are satisfied so you might as well take it or try to satisfy us. Lets say you start with me, take me on a date.
Says shizune as she gazes at naruto.
W-W-W-WHAT! I've never bin on a date! And I don't know what to do on a date! Why are you interested in me anyways?
Well you see naruto-kun we liked what we seen and you may not know what we seen and I'm not gonna tell you, now on to the matter at hand are you gonna take me out or are we gonna keep on hunting you down and do what we want? Or are you gonna try to satisfy us?
Damn barbarian woman naruto mutters in a very low voice so only he can hear. fine... oh and one thing.
What? Is shizune's answer
I refuse haha and now I'm gonna go run and have tsunade protect me from you woman be seeing you!
And with that said naruto dashed off to have tsunade protect him from the crazed females. Little does he know tsunade has something for him to.
(Will he make it or be caught before he does? Find out hehe)
As naruto was running for hokage tower he noticed that he was being followed and by Anko Kurenai and Shizune. Just then another joined the hunt
this one was ino.
Wow their all after me! Oh god! I got to make it to hokage tower now! Or
I'm done for.
Naruto says to himself just as he is pummeled to the earth by sakura.
Naruto says two things before he loses consciousness...crazed...woman!
And with that said he lost consciousness.
What should we do with him? Says sakura to her fellow ninjas.
Follow me says kurenai and call tsunade, naruto-kun one way or another we'll get what we want even if forced and with that kurenai and her fellow ninja all showed a creepy smile on their faces.
Ugh... what happened... says naruto trying to get up only to find himself bounded to something both arms and legs and then it hit him OH SHIT I've bin captured... and a-an-and I'm almost naked! oh my god I'm only in my boxers!.
Well well well your finally awake...
"Naruto's pov "
Is that who I think it is? Oh my god if that's who I think it is I have no one to protect me... I wish sasuke-teme was here then maybe they'd go after him and leave me alone... please don't let that be tsunade if it is all hell is loose on my poor body...
"End pov"
Why naruto-kun don't be nervous we're just gonna...take away something from you... it will never come back though... it will be pleasurable...I tsunade have chosen the perfect person for your first... behold Ino!
WHAT! Naruto said your not planning on devirginizing me are you!
Oh yes naruto-kun we're all gonna get what we want said tsunade.
HEY wait I get first dibbs! Screamed an angry shizune I went to him first but you woman interfered! EXCUSE ME! Roared anko I desserve to first, and then all of a sudden a huge argument began of who gets naruto first.
And when everyone was distracted naruto was busy getting himself free due to him training with the perverted sennin he learnt how to get free of being tied though I takes time.
(Sry if I spelled sennin wrong)
As soon as naruto's free you can here a big battle going on from behind him and hearing foul language luckily none of them noticed naruto running off from this this base like place.
"Naruto's pov"
Where am I crap! I got to get out of here quick before anyone notices I'm gone hey is that a window! I'm saved!
"End pov"
As naruto reached the window he seen that he's high up somewhere so he thinks and he wants to go out with style and all of a sudden he seen a long rope and he decided to do mission impossible style. (And I'm talking about mission impossible2 where tom cruise is sneaking in a building from the top with a line dropping him down little by little)
Shadow clone jutsu! Then one clone popped up and the real naruto handed him the rope and told him to lower him down the window and the clone nodded.
While naruto was being lowered down the window he was humming the mission impossible theme song and then all of a sudden he starts falling due to the clone disappearing from the crazed woman figuring out naruto escaped and while naruto's falling he has one thing on his mind right now: hell yeah!.
Next thing you hear Is hearing a hard fleshy thud hit something and then hear groaning. Yes! Yes yes I escaped! I'm free! Whats that... sounds like something falling... just then naruto looks up to see the female ninja coming down from the sky and here's naruto's expression: face turning pale and a look of pure horror and with that seen naruto runs for his life while he's running he sees a few kunai and shirukens fly past him after about a 20 minute chase naruto loses them and he says this to himself thank god for my stamina.
Else where in the village to the female ninjas
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ROAR! you can hear the female ninjas howl at their defeat... and they all say this at the same time... NARUTO! YOUR GONNA TAKE US ON A DATE OR BE PUNISHED!
back to naruto
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Maybe I should take them on a date so they won't attack me... well that's a yes actually because if that yelling was any indication I'll be in trouble if I don't ahhhhhh! naruto howls in pain as he feels pain in his balls.
So naruto-kun your taking me out first I tracked you down naruto-kun and that's just a little bit of pain to what you'll be feeling if you try to escape got it? Kurenai said
and with that said naruto just nodded and passed out and then kurenai lifted him up and took him to his apartment.
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Ok done with the third chapter and I'm really sorry for not updating for a long time but summer holidays came and I bin busy and I still somewhat new at this stuff still I made it longer I'm pretty sure I made it longer about almost 6 whole pages the other ones were like 4 and a half pages hope I made it funny still I don't own naruto and I guess I'll tell you now their's gonna be slight lemons later on or full lemons depends if I feel like it or if u guys want me to make some sorry for taking long and plz review. I worked somewhat hard on this chapter and had fun I tried to make it good so ya peace naruto's 15 remember.