Disclaimer: I do not own the Nightmare Before Christmas or the Harry Potter series. I wish I did. Thanks to WhittyWhereWolf for the review. We have a long way to go untill the swirly hill moment. I think I know what my fave moment will be, and it's a little closer to now. It's nice to find another HP fan. Chapter four!
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(Christmassy music plays, Jack picks up snow and eats it)
Harry: I really hope that wasn't yellow.
Hermione: Could you please take this seriously?
Ron: Why should w- OY DON"T LEAN THAT FAR OVER!
(Jack slides into a snow bank and pops out singing.)
What's this, What's this, there's color everywhere,
What's this, there's white things in the air.
Harry: Yeah, it's called snow!
Hermione: (Singing along)
Ron: Get out the earplugs!
Hermione: (Hits him)
What's this, what's this, there's something very wrong,
What's this, there's people singing songs.
Harry: Earth to Jack, YOUR SINGING!
Hermione: Don't pick on Jack!
Ron: I think Jack has another fangirl!
Hermione: Does not!
Ron: Careful, she might start S.O.J.S.
Hermione: And that would stand for…?
Ron: The Society of the Lovers of Jack Skellington!
Hermione: (Hits him)
There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads.
Ron: You know, if he slipped on that pole…
Hermione and Harry: Shut up Ron!
Hermione: I need Brain Bleach.Thanks alot Ronald.
There's frost in every window, oh I can't believe my eyes,
And in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from inside,
Oh look, what's this?
Their hanging mistletoe,
They kiss,
Why that looks so unique,
Harry: Kissing isn't that unique!
Ron: I think Jack has ADD.
Hermione: Shush.
What's this, in here; they've got a little tree,
How queer, and who would ever think-
Ron: Did he just call their tree gay?
Harry: I think he did.
Hermione: Queer is also defined as an unusual or strange.
Ron: Walking book.
Harry: Talking dictionary!
Hermione: If you don't want to be puking slugs, I suggest you shut up.
Ron: Okay!
Harry: No problem.
Oh my, what now, the children are asleep,
But look, there's nothing underneath-
Harry: He just broke into their house!
Ron: OH MY GOD, HE LOOKED LIKE A SPIDER! EEEEEE-
Hermione: Silencio!
The monsters are all missing, and the nightmares can't be found,
And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around,
Instead of screams I swear I can hear music-
Harry: There's an elf playing a trumpet right behind you.
Ron: Seriously.
Hermione: Grrr…
The sights, the sounds, their everywhere and
All around-
Ron: Stop the insaneness!
Hermione: (Pulls out wand and points at Ron) Don't call Jack insane.
Ron: Okay!
This empty place inside of me is filling up, I simply cannot get enough
Oh I want it, Oh I want it, Oh I want it for my own,
I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found?
What is this?
(Runs into pole)
Harry: Nice…
Ron: That's a huge pole, how could he not-
Hermione: Watch-the-movie!
(Shadow comes out of house, Jack hides behind pole)
Harry: Only Jack could pull that off.
Hermione: Finally, something positive.
Harry: Who said that was positive?