Unbelievable. The stupidity of that dobe... Sasuke couldn't believe it. Naruto was a ninja! Surely he could have TRIED to not be spotted...sheesh. He took a drink out of his fridge and opened it. 'Stupid dobe...' he thought.

Naruto watched Sasuke from a side window. Phew...Sasuke hadn't noticed him. He edged along the side of the house till he reached the front door. 'But how will I get in?' he wondered. He looked to see a doggie door at his feet. 'I just had to ask...' he thought as he knelt on the porch.

Sasuke had nothing better to do so he decided to go back to sleep(weird...you think he'd be training... O.O). He trudged slowly into his room and sat on his bed. He sighed sleepily. Then he fell onto the bed and was asleep.

Naruto had finally squeezed through the tiny doggie door. (Me: how... O.O) He stood up and looked around. 'Wow...Sasuke's place is huge...' he thought to himself. 'Okay...to work!' He rubbed his hands together. And now the fun begins!

Let's see...dish soap...check. Marshmallows...check. Naruto ticked off the ingredients for his prank. He smiled devilishly. 'Hehe….genjutsu time.

Sasuke tossed and turned. He was having the scariest, most STRANGE dream he had ever dreamed of...(hehe...Naruto induced dream...) He woke suddenly. Those creepy pink... He shuddered. He swung his legs over the side of the bed. SQUISH. He looked down, a repulsed look on his face. He had put his foot in DOG CRAP. 'WHAT THE FREAK IS DOG CRAP DOING IN MY HOUSE!' screamed the Uchiha in his head. He looked up to see a dog in his doorway, it's tail wagging. "WHY I OUGHTA!" screamed Sasuke. He stood up, shaking crap off his shoe. He ran after the dog, only to step in...dish soap! He slid down the hall. "GAH!" he screamed.

Naruto giggled from his hiding spot as he watched his plan unfold. It was so awesome just to know he had caused this! 'YES! I FINALLY GOT SASUKE! WHO'S A BAKA NOW!' screamed Naruto in his head.

Sasuke was finally able to slow himself down. He got up with a squelching sound, and he winced. Eww... He made his way into the kitchen. No way was he staying here! He slipped in some more dish soap. He cursed as he fell down again. Suddenly, marshmallows toppled onto his head. Now he knew who's fault this was. "NARUTO!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

Naruto's grin faultered a little. Well, he didn't know where he was, right?

SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. Sasuke made his way to his front door. He opened it and looked out. He saw a hint of orange. He smirked. 'Oh, the dobe will pay….' He thought. He made his way over the grass as quietly as he could, and sat down next to Naruto. He leaned over and whispered, "Why are we hiding?" Naruto turned to him and said, "Shh." Then he turned back. Suddenly he froze, realizing who was with him. He turned to face the enraged Uchiha. "Eh….surp…rise?" he said slowly, rubbing the back of his head.

Sasuke death glared his companion. 3, 2, 1.

Naruto didn't know what had hit him. Sasuke was on top of him, wrestling him to the dirt. Naruto pushed him away long enough to get up and start running. Sasuke was right up and running just about two feet behind.

'What am I doing?' thought Sasuke. He turned his Sharingan on, and jumped right in front of Naruto. Naruto screamed, stopping dead in his tracks, skidding a little.

"You don't wanna fight me, do you?" said Naruto.

"Hmm…..you're right for once. There's no WAY you could beat me…" said Sasuke, as he began slowly walking towards a hill.

Naruto put his fist up angrily. He ran(quite speedily actually) towards Sasuke. Sasuke turned around just as Naruto's fist headed toward his face. Naruto had completely jumped off the ground to put all his weight into the punch. Sasuke ducked. Naruto flew right over his head, but, in the process, caught Sasuke's jaw with his foot, and sent him flying back. The two tumbled down the hill.

Finally, at the bottom, Sasuke got up first. He walked forward a few feet. It was a good thing they stopped when they did-they were on the edge of a cliff. He looked down and saw a lake far below. He sighed in relief. Just as Naruto was getting up.

Naruto spit grass out of his mouth and looked at Sasuke. He was off guard! He ran at him hard. Once again, Sasuke turned around. His eyes widened and he put his hands up, signaling for Naruto to stop. He didn't. "You idiot there's a cli-" Sasuke tried to yell, but Naruto had knocked into him. He slid off the cliff. Naruto stood on the edge for a split second, waving his arms trying to get balance, before he fell after Sasuke.

"YOU BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Sasuke as he fell downward. Naruto's arms were still flailing in panic, trying to grab onto something. ………………………………………………………SPLASH!

The two genin were shovned downward into the water. Sasuke, being the smart one, started swimming to the surface. Naruto was still panicked-and he had gotten himself caught on a rock! He flailed about, trying to break free. He was so panicked he forgot about all of his jutsus.

Sasuke, believe it or not, was starting to get worried. "Where the heck is that dobe?" he wondered out loud. He looked under the water. He swore loudly, although it was broken by the liquid. Naruto had to get himself caught.

Sasuke swam as quickly as he could to where Naruto was. Naruto had passed out, and was hanging limply in the water. Sasuke prayed he wasn't dead and tried to get the fox boy out of this predicament. He decided the only way was an explosion tag. He threw one at the rock, and when it stuck, he pulled most of Naruto as far below the rock as he could, and shielded him with his own body.

KABOOM. The tag exploded, and rushing water hit the two boys. Sasuke didn't let go of Naruto, for he knew if he did, he would be swept away. He held on tight. Once the explosion had subsided, he looked down to the foot that had been caught. It was most definitely broken. But that wasn't the thing that mattered now. Naruto's face had turned purple. He grabbed him around the waist and tugged him up to the surface.

Sasuke breathed heavily when they broke through. He looked at Naruto. 'Not much time left!' he thought. He knew he didn't have time to swim for shore. It was now or never. He proceeded with CPR. He put is head to Naruto's chest. He could feel a slight beat. It was slight, but it was there. He checked to see if Naruto was breathing. No.

Sasuke knew what he had to do, but man it killed him. 'Eww…..' he thought, grimacing. Yes. Mouth-to-mouth. Sasuke leaned over and proceeded with that dreaded technique. He closed Naruto's nose and blew. The whole time he was fighting not to puke. After what seemed like hours, Naruto began coughing and spluttering. He threw up, but it was mostly water. After that, he passed out again. Sasuke checked his breathing and heart rate. Just fine. He sighed with relief. So Naruto WOULD be okay. He grabbed Naruto around the waist and began swimming for shore, making a mental note to wash his mouth out with soap when he got home.

What did you think? Yelch. Sucks fer Sasuke. NO THIS IS NOT YAOI! Sorry yaoi fans, but to tell the truth, I think yaoi should DIE. Review?