Chapter 6
Hey! Did you guys miss me? (snuggles) Sorry I didn't update over the weekend and on Friday –I was playing water polo at the local pool and I had some family stuff over the weekend. Anyways, I was over my friend's house yesterday and I sort of had an idea –we were spinning around and jumping on couches and killing each other with pillows…XD….I was also working on a new fanfic, "Attack of the Inners" and brainstorming ideas for my other fanfic "Starry Starry Night". Because of my other fics, I'm probably going to update every other day from now on, okay? Anyways, thank you to my latest reviewer, avanaru. Your surprise is…(drumroll)
You get to think up of an incident (funny, romantic, angst, action-y, whatever….i'd prefer either funny/romantic but it's up to you) and I'll somehow fit it into this story, okay? Let me know soon, though, so I can plan this out, okay? I'll also let the readers know when it's going to happen, for all my faithful reviewers and readers.
Anyways….I'm really bored right now and I have a couple of ideas so that's why I'm updating –I really wanted 30 reviews (sniffs…)…but whatever…I guess you can't always get what you want….
Anyways, ON WITH THE FIC! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Otherwise, Orochimaru wouldn't have his eyeliner pencils with him…
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"HOLY SHIT! THE PANCAKES ARE BURNING!" Itachi started screaming out loud while Sakura, Sasuke, and Lee just stared.
Seconds passed but they were all motionless, probably because Konoha doesn't have any fire extinguishers and people usually don't set their house on fire because of burning pancakes.
Anyways…
Sasuke did what first came to his mind.
"Gokakyu no Jutsu!" He yelled.
Sadly, it seemed as if hangovers affected Sasuke's thinking processing because that jutsu was a fire one, causing the fire to spread.
"SASUKE! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Sakura was screaming at the top of her lungs. "DO YOU WANT THE CABIN TO BURN DOWN? THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN NARUTO SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!"
Meanwhile, Itachi was about to run away from the fire when Sakura turned to him.
"AND WHAT ABOUT YOU! HOW CAN SOMEONE BURN PANCAKES?"\
Itachi was scared, "HEY! IT'S NOT EVERYDAY YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR BROTHER MIGHT BE YOUR SISTER! AT LEAST HE'S NOT! I MEAN, NOW THAT HE'S SLEPT WITH YOU AND ALL…"
"HE WHAT?" Sakura turned around. "SASUKE…" Suddenly, her eyes were replaced by flames as she started to walk slowly towards him.
Luckily, Lee saved Sasuke again, for the third time that morning.
"SAKURA! DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT YOUTHFUL! WE MUST QUENCH THE FIRE'S UNYOUTHFUL THIRST FIRST!"
Sakura snapped out of her "anger state" and focussed on the topic on hand; however, she didn't spare Itachi when he said, "wow…she definitely needs some anger management…"
Sakura snapped back, "Hey! I wouldn't look too happy there since SOMEONE'S bubblegum collection might be burnt if we don't put the fire out.."
That made both Uchihas fully understand the seriousness of the situation.
"MY TOMATOES!"
"MY BUBBLEGUM!"
And, of course, they didn't help out Sakura put out the fire as she expected. Instead, they both rushed to the fridge and began hauling it outside. Having done their task, they started laying down on the lawn while Sakura was stuck with Lee in the BURNING, WOODEN cabin. Fortunately, they made it out just in time as the cabin collapsed behind them.
"WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING?"
"…"
"…"
Cricket.
Cricket.
Silence. (It was about time the birds learned not to mess with Sakura…XD)
Itachi chose to speak first, and tried to make himself look hot so Sakura would overlook it and apologize for yelling at his hotness. However, all he accomplished was looking like a constipated turtle...(seriously people, you do NOT want to see that ever happen…).
"We were…uh…helping you save the food, Sakura…"
Unfortunately, Sakura was beyond reason at this point…
"SASUKE! ITACHI! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
And that's basically how Itachi, and Sasuke looked like beat up turtles and chickens/ducks/cockatoos when Sakura brought them to Tsunade's office.
"And THAT'S when they started hauling the fridge out and leaving me and Lee in there. FORTUNATELY," the boys cringed –I guess it wasn't so fortunate that Sakura survived after all. Sakura continued, "we got out just in time to see Itachi and Sasuke laying down next to the fridge, STROKING it's side," Sakura began punching the wall behind the two Uchihas. After about 5 minutes, it seemed as if it was about to collapse.
Tsunade sighed, "And this has all happened after ONE day? How about this? You three go to the local spa and rest up. By the time you come back here at midnight, I expect all your wounds healed, Itachi and Sasuke, and I want you to be calm, Sakura. When you come back, I'll give you a new place to stay and this time, I'LL take care of the groceries, okay?"
The three gulped and then nodded –no one wanted to be on Tsunade's bad side today because it was there was a sake tournament that Tsunade had to miss because of the piles of paperwork on her desk.
"Fine, now GET OUT!"
They literally ran for the door, but could hear Tsunade laugh as she took out her secret stash of sake out before they left.
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"Sakura…look, we're sort of sorry…" Sasuke eyebrows began twitching as he tried apologizing as they walked toward the spa. So far, Sakura had been ignoring them and was stomping, not knowing that she was using chakra to enhance her power, and leaving a trail of deep craters from Tsunade's office to the spa.
Sakura spun around violently as both Uchihas flinched.
"It's alright…Sasuke…I mean, now that we're at the spa and we're going to have massages and makeovers, I guess it's going to be alright!" Sakura smiled sweetly at him, causing Sasuke's stomach to flip.
Wow…wasn't she mad a minute ago?
Yo. Girls have mood swings…haven't you noticed that?
Oh yeah…I forgot it was THAT time of month again, which was why she wanted the bathroom all to herself. I guess that's why Itachi thought she was pregnant.
No duh…I thought you already knew that….
Yeah…but it started clicking a minute ago…anyways, why is she still smiling?
I don't think she's smiling at you….
Sasuke started. He looked around and saw that his Inner was right. Sakura was happily talking to the guy that had come outside to greet them. It turned out that they were at the spa already.
"So, Ms. Beautiful. Are you coming here for your spa? I'd be happy to offer you a massage, on the house," The guy who called himself Tomoke was happily flirting with Sakura while Itachi and Sasuke watched on.
Itachi stared. He HAD to get his plan working again. Sakura didn't deserve to be with that guy, according to him.
Sasuke started cracking his knuckles. What the heck was happening there?
"Hey! Sakura!" Itachi wanted to break this up fast, so he could get on with his plan. "We're finally here! Hey Sasuke, I think that your girlfriend is happy again."
At the mention of "girlfriend", Sakura and Sasuke turned to Itachi.
"We're not…"
"Wait…."
"Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
"What are you talking about?"
Itachi grinned. It seemed as if it was working, "You know, Sakura. I already told you about what happened last night. You were with Sasuke….
All..
Night…
Long…"
At this, Tomoke's grin faded. Itachi smirked in victory and hooked his arms with Sasuke and Sakura.
"Now, let's go! I can't wait for my massage!" Itachi winked at Tomoke suggestively while Tomoke started coughing and inwardly puking. Seriuosly, there's nothing worse than having a former evil but still hot guy wink at you. Especially if he happened to be wearing a pink frilly apron. It seemed as if Itachi had forgotten to take it off after the pancake incident.
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Sasuke's and Itachi's massages and back rubs were done and they were both waiting for Sakura. Itachi started putting his plan into action.
"Hey, Sasuke. I gotta go to the bathroom…"
"Hn…" It seemed as if Sasuke had turned back to his normal chicken/duck/cockatoo self again.
Itachi walked towards the bathroom but quickly scanned the area. Sasuke was meditating with his eyes closed, and there wasn't a spa attendant in sight.
Yes! Finally! Some action! Inner Itachi thought. (you won't be seeing much of Inner Itachi since his Inner is basically who he is at this point in the story…)
He crept towards the room where Sakura was in the jacuzzi.
Nude.
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recap
Itachi crept towards the room where Sakura was in the jacuzzi.
Nude.
End recap
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Itachi, being the amnesia-ridden perv that he is, had brought a small digital camera and began taking pictures of Sakura as she was in the steamy room.
After about 20 pictures, Itachi's nose started to bleed as he stayed in his spot. Suddenly, someone tapped his shoulder. He turned around.
"Itachi, I thought you were going to the bathroom…" Sasuke glared at his brother.
"Yeah…I sort of got…lost?" Itachi was too busy trying to stop his nosebleed to make up an excuse.
Sasuke leaned in and whispered, "If you keep this up, your camera is going to die…"
Itachi gulped, "Hey, you can look too if you want! Plus, this is going to be in Icha Icha Paradise so you can have a sneak peek for yourself…"
Sasuke started having a debate with his Inner.
Should I or not?
Should you do what?
Should I peek?
Of course! It's SAKURA we're talking about. She has her own FAN CLUB now. This is like a golden OPPORTUNITY!
Got it.
But wait…
What if she catches me?
She won't…I hope….and you can always say it was Itachi anyways…Good idea.
Sasuke quickly nodded at Itachi, who grinned in return.
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After about 10 minutes, they started pinching their noses.
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Then, Sakura started getting out of the pool.
Blood started pouring from both Uchihas' noses. They quickly ran back to the waiting room, and their noses started to stop bleeding.
"Hey Sasuke! Itachi! Let's go out to eat tonight before we report to Tsunade, okay?" Apparently, Sakura was in a good mood.
They all walked out the building and looked out into the sky, which was illuminated by the stars.
"It's so…"
"Beautiful…"
Sasuke finished Sakura's sentence and they both looked at each other and blushed. Their faces got closer until they could feel each other's breath.
"Yo! I'm still here! Get a room you two!" Itachi was happy that his plan had worked. "Or do you want me to tell you what happened last night, mmm Sasuke? Sakura?"
His smirk was met by twitches and knuckles cracking.
"Ummm…guys?"
They started chasing him.
"HE'S GOING TO PAY!"
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Itachi stopped running, after being chased by Sasuke and Sakura for about an hour.
"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!"
Sakura slowed down.
"You better be! Now let's go to Ichiraku's. I'm starving…"
Sakura's stomach made itself known by grumbling while Sasuke and Itachi tried to keep themselves from laughing.
"I'll race ya!" Itachi started running to Ichiraku's while Sasuke and Sakura ran to catch up.
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Kakashi and Sai stepped out of the shadows.
"Phase two, complete!" they slapped each other five.
Knowing that Itachi's plan was working, they headed off to Ichiraku's, promising themselves that by the end of this night, all of their friends would be hooked up. (this includes nejiten and naruhina, all you nejiten and naruhina fans…XD)
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