Chapter 7

Hey! I promised you some fluff in this chapter so you'll get it…if my favorite pervs don't make up a plan that backfires like last time, okay? Anyways, I was SO HAPPY when I got 10 reviews. I was like, MY READERS LOVE ME! You guys are seriously awesome. And guess what? I have a new idea for this chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways, I'd like to thank all of you who gave me ideas and I would like to add that there PROBABLY will be some inoshikatema in this fic but I'm not sure yet –I love the pairing but I can't imagine anything happening when I write about them so if you have any ideas, feel free to PM me, okay?

Now, ON WITH THE FIC!

Disclaimer: Like one wise person said, if I owned Naruto, I'd own Gaara…and Sasuke. And if I owned both of them, I'd own their bodies. And if I owned their bodies….oo lala, you do NOT want to know what I would do to them. XD However, I don't own Naruto so Gaara and Sasuke aren't waiting in my room for me. :(

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Unfortunately, Itachi beat Sakura and Sasuke to Ichiraku's. Sasuke, being the egotistical Uchiha he is, pointed out that Itachi was in prime condition while he was worn out from…a rabid squirrel bite. (one of my reviewers told me that rabies is highly fatal and if I don't heal Sasuke soon, he's going to die from a squirrel…it's sad, isn't it? XD)

Sakura, remembering Sasuke's "wound" suddenly stopped.

"Sasuke, we have to treat your wound. Rabies is a fatal disease."

"Hn…"

"Sasuke?"

"It'll heal."

"Sasuke! You could DIE!"

"So?"

"YOU COULD DIE BECAUSE OF A SQUIRREL!"

"…I won't die, Sakura. Do you really think a bite THERE will kill me?"
"Sasuke, your "noble Uchiha blood" will NOT help save you this time. Anyways, if you don't get it treated soon, there won't be any baby Uchihas or little Uchihas running around soon."

At this, Sasuke gulped.

"…Fine…how are you going to treat it?"

Sakura smiled. She was enjoying this greatly. (fyi: right now, Sasuke is just a friend to Sakura since he just came back from Orochimaru…but don't worry, fellow sasusaku fans, I'll …er…TRY to make them kiss…I mean, they've already slept together, haven't they? XD) Anyways, back to the story.

"Well…there are two ways to treat it. Either you strip and I place my hand over your –cough-wound-cough- and start healing you with my chakra, or we stick a syringe up THERE."

Sasuke's eyebrows started twitching. This was not good.

Sakura continued, "Personally, I prefer the second one. It's supposed to be more…effective, not to mention painful. However, IT might be swollen for a couple of days and there might be some…er…leaking…"

Sasuke inwardly threw up.

What has Tsunade been doing with Sakura?

I think you might not want to know….

I think you're right. Anyways, my mind is made up anyways. I can't believe all of this actually happened because of the friggin' squirrel…

Wait…so now you're thankful that the squirrel bit you THERE? I mean, I was being scarred there…seriously…

(apparently, Sasuke's Inner is the voice of reason…XD)

"Sakura, I think I've already made up my mind…"

"What?"

"I think I'll just have Tsunade heal me later on tonight…"

Sakura pouted, which was exactly what Sasuke wanted her to do.

"Hey Sasuke…you DO know that Tsunade prefers the second way to treating rabies…"

At this, Sasuke started twitching madly again, while Itachi looked on with amusement. However, his attention was diverted by Kakashi and Sai frantically beckoning him go over to where they were that he teleported off.

"Sakura…"

"Yes?"

"Fine, I'll go with the first way with you…but ONLY because I don't want something stuck up my ass…"

Sakura grinned in victory.

"Who said you didn't already have a pole stuck up your ass?"

At this, Sasuke started having another fit of twitching. However, he was interrupted by Sakura.

"Um…Sasuke?"

"Hn.."

"Where are you going to take your pants off?"

"in the bathroom…"

"Which one?"

Sasuke visibly gulped and twitched again.

"Fine, let's just do it over here." Sasuke pointed to some bushes that were conveniently growing near the road.

Sakura sighed. She was NOT planning on doing this in the bushes, but hey, a girl can't get everything she wants.

Sighing and pouting, Sakura followed Sasuke into the bushes. They found a spot and sat down.

Sasuke began unzipping his pants, revealing his chosen boxers. Sakura tried not to laugh.

Unfortunately, Sasuke had forgotten that he was wearing THE boxers. As in THE ones with "Warning! Emergency Exit!" printed where his…erm…crotch was…

Sakura started blushing as Sasuke began twitching furiously.

Why me?

Yeah…you picked the perfect day to wear the Emergency Exit boxers.

Kill me now…

Sorry…can't…I'm your Inner, remember?

You're no help. What do I do now?

Er…act cool…so that way you won't create a scene…

Got it…-inwardly sighs- what did I ever do to deserve this?

Um…you betrayed Konoha and sided with a pedophile who wears too much Revlon?

That was a rhetorical question…

…

Sasuke turned back to the situation at hand.

"Sasuke…"

"…"

"You're going to have to take off EVERYTHING covering your 'wound' if you want me to heal it with my chakra."

"…"

Sasuke began blushing furiously as he took off his boxers, and Sakura was turning purple.

Cricket.

Cricket.

"Sakura?"

"…" Sakura was too busy staring at Sasuke's….er….exposed area.

"Sakura!"

Sakura started twitching. This was getting nowhere. Sasuke sighed, and forced himself to do the unthinkable. There was only one way for Sakura to snap out of it. He leaned in closer and…

Pressed his mouth onto hers.

Sakura immediately opened her lips, giving Sasuke entrance to her mouth. His tongue explored her mouth lazily, caressing the inside of her cheek and the sharp ridges of her teeth.

So…sweet…

You know you wanted this to happen. It seemed as if even Sasuke's Inner approved of his actions.

Meanwhile, the "couple" were being watched unknowingly. Guess who? (You'll either hate me or love me for this idea…XD)

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Naruto and Hinata were done training for the day (I know they're not on the same team, but let's just say that Kiba and Shino were …on a mission, okay? XD) and they looked at each other, panting slightly. Neither of them were willing to break the silence, as it was the only thing that connected them. Suddenly, Naruto spoke up.

"Say, Hinata…do you want to go to Ichiraku's with me?" He rubbed the back of his head nervously, not knowing what she was going to say, "I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to…it's not a date or anything….I just thought that you might be really hungry…"

Although any other girl would be disappointed that it wasn't a date, Hinata was happy. She was seriously overjoyed that Naruto had taken the time to ask HER to Ichiraku's and didn't care if it was a date or not. Plus, it showed he cared, didn't it?

"S-s-sure, Naruto-kun…I'd love too!"

Naruto smiled in relief.

"Okay! Let's go! I'll pay tonight, okay? Believe it!"

Hinata only giggled as she and Naruto started walking along the road to Ichiraku's. Little did they know that they were going to step into something more than they had bargained for.

It was Hinata who had noticed first. Or rather, had heard them first. She quickly turned around, trying to locate the source of the voices and moans with her Byakuugan (sp?), but was interrupted by Naruto.

"Hinata, is something wrong?"

"…I think I heard someone moan…."

"where are they?"

"umm….over there!" Hinata pointed to an area behind some bushes.

Naruto and Hinata crept forward quietly…and looked down…and saw Sasuke, naked, kissing Sakura, who was holding his hands with her chakra. They looked around, and saw Sasuke's "Emergency Exit" boxers laying on the ground. The sight alone was enough to make Hinata faint –and she did. Naruto kept on staring, his nose starting to bleed. Sasuke and Sakura, still in the middle of their liplock, didn't notice him until Naruto started coughing violently.

Cricket.

Cricket.

Silence.

"SASUKE, YOU TEME! ARE YOU RAPING SAKURA-CHAN!"

Sasuke's eyebrows began twitching, while Sakura started blushing. Unfortunately, Naruto's yell had attracted Kakashi, Sai, and Itachi, who had been chatting nearby. Hinata also appeared to be awake again. (seriously, after Naruto yelled, I'm surprised everyone didn't go crazy and start screaming bloody murder…XD)

"Oooo….Sasuke's got it going on…" Itachi smirked, pleased with this outcome.

Meanwhile, Sai was busy sketching Sasuke's and Sakura's …er…positions…(you can stop thinking now…XD) while Kakashi was presenting Sasuke with his Icha Icha Paradise book.

"Sasuke…I believe you have now become a man," Kakashi started formally, "As a gift, I present to you the rare edition of Icha Icha Paradise Edition #6."

Kakashi's statement embarrassed the younger Uchiha even more, and he started blushing again.

What just happened?

You were just kissing Sakura while you were naked…

Why?

You are seriously hopeless…you did it because you wanted her to stop staring THERE!

Oh yeah…that reminds me…Sakura still didn't heal my wound yet…

…

What!

I'm going to stop talking to you now before you give me nightmares…

Wait…does that mean I'll have nightmares tonight, too?

Sasuke snapped out of it just to see Kakashi taking pictures of his boxers.

"Kakashi…"

Kakashi turned around.

"Sasuke, where did you get these boxers? I MUST have them…"

Cricket.

Cricket.

Sasuke just realized that he was naked in front of six people.

"Can you guys get OUT OF HERE! Sakura's healing my wound!"

"Since when do you have a wound…there?" Naruto asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"SINCE I GOT BITTEN BY A RABID SQUIRREL!"

If that wouldn't scare them, who knows what would? Anyways, it worked, and everyone fled the scene except Sakura, who started healing Sasuke by pressing her hand against…there…XD

Sasuke started inwardly shivering.

Sakura started blushing again.

Sakura broke the silence.

"Ok…I think it's healed now." She announced.

Sasuke, not hearing her because he was feeling a bit…well…aroused…., began moving…er…yeah….

Naruto, who had heard Sakura announce that she was done, ran back to where the two ninjas were.

"KAKASHI! SASUKE'S HUMPING SAKURA!"

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This chapter actually didn't take me that long (surprisingly) and I actually typed 10 pages –one for each review…anyways, I got the idea on the spur of the moment, so …yeah…oh, and I WILL put in avanaru16's idea somewhere in this fic…I just don't know when. But anyways, I tried putting a little Naruhina in here and how did you Sasusaku fans like the kiss? I think I'm going to put a little Nejiten and a little bit more Naruhina next chapter and probably some temashikaino the chapter after that if I get any ideas or any requests from you guys… Anyways (I seriously use this word way too much…), REVIEW! Remember, my policy is still on so for each review, I write a page, okay? Now, CLICK THE PURPLE BUTTON! (thank you, thank you)

Ja ne!