After the team had woken up(it had been rather awkward considering the fact Sakura was on Sasuke's lap) they had headed to the castle. "Hello! Hello! So nice to meet you!" boomed the chubby king(aren't all kings in stories chubby?). "Come, and I shall introduce you to my beautiful daughter!" the king yelled. The team and their sensei looked at each other. "Whoopee." said Sasuke sarcastically. The king didn't notice the sarcasm. He led them into a large dining hall, with a ceiling about one hundred feet high. On the end of a LONG table sat a girl in a puffy and lacy pink dress, looking awfully bored and annoyed, with her chin in her hand. She looked up when they walked in. "FATHER! YOU GOT HIM FOR ME RIGHT! I WON'T SETTLE FOR ANYONE ELSE TELL ME ALREADY DID YOU GET HIM!" screamed the "princess" at once. "I thought princesses were supposed to be kind and ladylike..." muttered Naruto to Sasuke. He nodded scornfully. The princess heard his comment and glared at him. She noticed Sasuke. "Oh! There he is! Ooh...he's hot! Put him in a prince's outfit daddy! Do it NOW!" Sasuke suddenly had a violent twitch. The king grabbed his hand. "YES, YES. We shall dress him up nice and handsome." At first Sasuke struggled, but Kakashi whispered in his ear, "Do you REALLY want a war?" Sasuke gritted his teeth and reluctantly allowed himself to be dragged off.
While they were waiting, Sakura tried to be nice and introduce herself. "Um, hello princess! My name is Sakura, from the Village Hidden in the---" "SHUT UP! I don't care where you're from! JUST KEEP QUIET!" roared the "princess" at her. Sakura ground her teeth and went back to sit next to Naruto. "I don't like her..." whispered Sakura. "Glad you finally caught on," whispered Naruto back. "She better be careful or she'll be dead before morning..." Sakura hissed in a low voice. Naruto chuckled. "I might get there before you do..." he told her. She smiled, but immediately frowned when she saw Sasuke being dragged through the door into the room.
Sakura and Naruto stared in horror at their teammate. He was dressed in poufy pants, colored a puke shade of brown, a mustard yellow shirt with puffy sleeves, and a red cape. It had lace on it. The princess squealed in delight. It looked as though Sasuke was fighting the urge to run. Naruto mouthed at him, "Are you feeling okay?" Sasuke did look a bit sick... He replied with a twitch of his head, meaning, "No." Naruto mouthed back, "I wouldn't be either. Hang in there." Sasuke gave a slight nod and turned to look at the princess, who was now yelling. "Ooh, now he's hotter! Ooh, he'll be my boyfriend! Won't he daddy! Daddy! Make him kiss me!" Everyone's mouths dropped open. At that moment, Sasuke would have wanted nothing more than to melt away into nothing.
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