Title: Tenchi

Rating: M

Summary: Naruto is an innocent, annoying, lovable angel-in-training who has failed his Angel exams 3 times. If he doesn't come through for this assignment, he's banned from ever becoming Angel, and his last assignment to prove himself proves be very hard. He has to make a certain boy happy. This 'certain boy' is Uchiha Sasuke, whose past seems to scar him very badly. Can Naruto make the so called 'Heartless Prince' happy? Or will he come back to heaven as a fallen Angel?

A/N: Hello, Everyone! I've decided to put my mind into writing a Yaoi story! This is my first Yaoi story. It maybe similar to Pita-Ten, but I kind of twisted it.

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS YAOI! BOYXBOY!

Pairings (On this chapter.): SASUNARU

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

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Yeah, Bluestar123, um…I found that I hadn't let people review anonymously after. GAH! Oh well. Lazy people can anonymously review now! Or people who don't have accounts.

Thanks for reviews! If you reviewed, I LOVE YOU! XD Oh, and there won't be anymore notes in the story, unless it is necessary. Um…This story will be a twisted, twisted, VERY twisted version of Pita-ten. So it will not be the same as the anime.

If I have any grammatical errors, It's probably 'cause I'm lazy. So don't bother telling me that as advice.

Here is the second chapter of Tenchi …

ENJOY!

AND more importantly, REVIEW, DAMMIT!

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Chapter Two

Encounter

Naruto sat up and rubbed his bum. Oww…At least he hadn't landed on his head. That would've been worse. He got up and put his duffel bag over his shoulders. He looked around. Naruto was in between of 2 graffiti covered buildings and a broken old wooden fence was put in behind him, so that it was a dead end. It smelled filthy, like garbage. Naruto turned sideways and saw that there were garbage bags and trash cans littered on the left side of the building. It was night, apparently, and the only source of light was the glimpse of the moon, whose light peeked from behind clouds.

'Eww…' Naruto thought. 'Earth's so filthy and dark…'

He got up and walked out of the lot between the 2 buildings. Naruto turned and walked towards what he thought was light.

It was a streetlamp. It was in front of a store. Naruto decided to try and find this boy…uh…what was his name again? Uchiha…Sasake? Saguke? All he knew was that it was…Sa…something.

He went up to the streetlamp, and leaned on it, taking out his folder of Sasuke.

Naruto opened it and went through the contents. After the picture of the guy, the information on him was there. There! It said, "Name: Uchiha, Sa…" 'Damn it! I should've paid more attention in class!' Yep, Uzumaki Naruto was 13, failed 3 times on his exams, and still didn't now how to read proper kanji.

Naruto sighed. He decided to ask the guy in the store about what this guy's name was, and ask him the direction or where he lived. He'll show him the address and name.

Naruto stepped up from the streetlamp, and he went into the store. A cashier was in there, and he seemed oddly nervous. When Naruto stepped in, the bells signaled that a costumer was here, rang, and he yelped, scared. Since the Cashier was placed away from the door, he didn't see Naruto come in. Naruto didn't see him ether.

Naruto was surprised when the bells rung. Bee-boo!

He decided to try it again!

He went back out and stepped in again.

Bee-boo!

He grinned in amusement.

He went out and stepped in again.

Bee-boo!

He smiled, giggled a bit, and stepped out, in, out, in, out, in and out, over and over again.

Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-boo! Bee-Boo!

He started to laugh.

Meanwhile, the Cashier was hiding behind the counter, afraid. He thought that each sound meant another person was coming in, so he counted.

He started to sweat. TWELVE! He thought as he counted each ringing sound mentally. His heart was thumping and he was growing sweaty.

Naruto decided to go in the store. If even the door was fun, what other surprises will he see next!

The Cashier heard steps coming closer and closer, and with each step, his heart hammered in his chest. When suddenly, big blue eyes peeked at him curiously from above the counter, he yelled.

"ARGH!"

Naruto stumbled back. He had been checking out the fruits before and it proved that he had never seen those before. He checked out the refrigerators, Heaven had something like those, but less complicated. It was fun, sticking his head in and out of the refrigerator. Every time the cool air came out when he opened the door, he'd giggle when he felt the cold air tickling him. He then checked out the stuff in cans and bottles. It was all amazing and new to him.

When he heard whimpering noises coming out from under the counter, he had wondered what sort of surprises awaited him there. He leaned over the counter and had stuck his head to look, he heard a scream.

He stumbled back in surprise.

The Cashier jumped out and gasping, his breaths ragged, he begged, "Please don't hurt me! I'm doing this job for my daughter and grandkid! Spare my life!" His eyes were frantic, darting back and forth, checking out the store, trying to see the eleven, no, twelve gangsters.

To his surprise, all he saw was a blonde boy who was very, very confused.

Naruto lifted a brow and made a puzzled face. "…eh…?"

The Cashier wiped his sweat with his sleeve and started to breathe normally. He sighed, relieved. He leaned back on the counter table, his breathes no longer ragged.

Forgetting about his enjoyment, Naruto looked at him, blue eyes clouding with concern.

"Hey, Mister, are you okay?" Naruto bent to look at the man's face. He extended a hand and pulled him up from the counter.

The Cashier grinned sheepishly. "Sorry about that, Kid. I thought it was one of them gangs. They've been killing and robbing people, stores and kidnapping kids…"

The cashier stopped and had a very scared faraway thought.

Naruto's eyes darkened. "What…! Why?" he asked.

"…Power, and Money I guess. Some feel the rush and adrenaline of killing, and end up doing it again and again." The old man looked sad. "And this used to be such a good neighborhood too…"

"Then you should get help-!" Naruto started and stopped when he saw the Cashier gesture, a sign that told him to stop speaking.

The man sighed. "…Can't. There are practically no good folks here anymore. They all went into the other side of the city. I'm working here right now, so that my family can go to sleep safely every night without a worry, get better education, and meet better people."

Naruto was confused. How did working in a fantastic store with bad people and gangs around give you all that?

As if reading his mind, he answered, "Money. I'm going to move, soon, if I survive this hell hole…"

Naruto twitched at the word hell.

"Now it's my turn. What are you doing here, in the middle of the night, unarmed and wandering in a grocery store that's constantly getting 'unwanted' costumers?"

Naruto snapped back, remembering what he was supposed to do. "Oh, right! Hey, Mister? Can you help me read this? I have to find...uh…this guy."

He scrambled though the folder and got the information on this…Uchiha…uh…whatever! The Uchiha boy!

He gave the paper to the guy, and he read, "Uchiha Sasuke. He lives in the other side of town. Hn, He's a rich kid. He lives in (ADDRESS INSERT) and you just have to take the I9 bus to the place. You can start asking the people where the Uchiha Mansion is. They'll tell you."

"Thanks." Naruto smiled. Uchiha Sasuke was his name, huh? He knew it!

The Cashier pondered on the familiar name.

"Uchiha Sasuke…huh…? I think he comes around once in a while, and if he sees gangs and robbers, he usually helps us beat them up. He's very antisocial though. He never sticks around long enough for us to thank him for driving away those gangs. Never knew he was a rich guy."

Sucking the information in, he grinned and said, "Thanks, sir." He took the paper back and stuck it in the folder. He then stuffed it in his bag. 'Looks like this Sasuke guy is popular…'

As Naruto turned to leave, the cashier yelled, "My name's Tazuna, Kid. A piece of advice. Around these alleys and places, there are perverts. Try to wear something dark and baggy, so you won't catch their attention. I think that's how most good-looking kids get kidnapped."

Naruto stepped out of the store and waved. "…uh…thanks…?"

As he stepped out, he wondered, 'Did he just refer me as someone 'cute'?'

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Uchiha Sasuke was walking around, at 2 A.M., nevertheless. He often took night strolls to clear out his mind. The glaring sun in the mornings didn't really help him think. It reminded him of the once happy fool he was. He hated himself. He walked around, living like this everyday, still doing nothing of what his damn brother had done. And every Morning, he'd see a face like his brother in his mirror, and he was constantly reminded of the bastard.

The fact that he looked like him, didn't help at all.

People use to say that Sasuke looked a bit prettier and more boyish then Itachi. But the people that told him this that made him feel more secure that he wasn't his brother, and he'd never do the things his brother did, that he wasn't a monster, a criminal, was gone…

They were all gone…

There was nobody in the world that knew him well enough to tell him he wasn't his brother, and make him believe that, for all those people, the people he trusted, the people he loved…

Were all fucking killed by Itachi…

Sasuke's pace was quickened.

Maybe the reason why he protected this place was because he was trying to prove himself that he wasn't Itachi, and he would never kill people he loved for power.

He almost laughed out loud.

Yeah, right. Why should he be thinking of killing anyone he loved, when he didn't even have a friend yet?

And Itachi had told him to hate and try to kill him.

Wouldn't friends be 'in the way'?

He strolled over to the dark and damp alleys. And saw two shadows. Hn. It was probably some sneaky bastards trying to terrorize old man Tazuna, again.

He strolled over to the store and stopped. He saw a blonde dressed all in white, with his face scrunched up in confusion. His small frame leaned against the only light these 2 blocks provided, the streetlamp. The blonde's blue eyes and blond hair was sparkling under the streetlamp, and blonde's tan skin looked a bit lighter. The white robe he was wearing made him look illuminated, like he was immortal, or something.

Before he could stop it, he thought, 'He's cute.'

Sasuke blinked. Did he just think that? Then he watched the blonde walk into the store.

Then he walked out, and walked in again.

And walked out, and walked in and, repeating this process over and over.

And the thing was that he looked happier each time he went in and out. Sasuke sworn he heard laughing when the blonde finally went in and stayed in.

"………" Cute, but an idiot.

He decided to keep watch from the very spot he was standing. A couple of guys passed, and ran when they saw him.

Sasuke smirked. Because he was now well-known as the guy who beat up gangs, he grew a reputation amongst the gang members he hadn't pummeled yet. Thus, most ran whenever they saw a spiky dark haired, pale skin guy, and being an Uchiha, such things gave him a rush of ego.

When the blonde came out, two gangsters happened to walk by. They didn't notice Sasuke, but what they did notice was the blonde. And the fat one bumped into the blonde on purpose. And they grinned at each other.

Sasuke didn't like this grin.

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"…uh…thanks…?" Naruto stepped out and wondered if the old man just referred to him as one of the cute guys.

As he stepped out, he bumped into a tall tan fat stranger. He had silver earrings lined up on his left ear and one on the right. He was wearing a vest, and at least nine pistols were hanging from his belt. A Knife was sheathed in his boots, and Naruto could've sworn he saw several 'other' things in his vest. His haircut was weird though. He was bald two spots and his hair was orange. Small beady black eyes turned to see who the unlucky fellow that bumped into him was.

Next to him was a white-grayish haired guy that wore a gray trench coat. Some of his bangs covered up one eye. His huge Trench coat covered what weapons he had under.

Naruto fell back a few steps and rubbed his cheek. "Ow, ow ow ow……" He murmured.

He opened his eyes and saw the two guys.

Looking at the way they dressed, he guessed they were part of who Tazuna was afraid of.

Wide blue eyes peeked up at the large belly of the fat one.

The Fat one asked, "Hey, Sakon? How about we teach this little brat a thing or two?"

"?" Naruto said.

Sakon, the one in the trench coat, looked at Naruto's small frame. He agreed, "Yes, we should."

Sakon loved breaking small little boys, and this one was exceptionally beautiful. He liked this one.

Jiroubou was just thinking of ways to torture him.

Naruto caught Sakon's eyes. Sakon looked at the boy's face, scrutinizing the smallest details of the eyelashes to his whisker like marks on the sides of his cheeks. His eyes were traveling down, down and he seemed to study every inch of his body. Naruto already felt uncomfortable being studied by these weirdos, but when his eyes sat on his…'stuff', he lost it. And he was a guy, for damn sakes!

Naruto glared. "You stupid pervert!" He yelled and he kicked him in the shins. Sakon yelped when he felt Naruto's white flip-flops jammed into his knee.

"OW! YOU BRAT!" Sakon grabbed his knee. "Help, Jiroubou!"

Naruto took this time to gather his things and run.

Sasuke watched in amusement as Sakon was jumping around with one knee up to his waist and how Jiroubou was trying to 'help' him. He couldn't miss how the blonde was trying to run quietly. It was…amusing. He was also quite amazed how he was able to hurt Sakon that much with just one kick.

Sakon was barking around orders while Jiroubou was trying to do what he said. But when he turned and saw the white-clad blonde running, he stopped jumping…and fell.

While Jiroubou tried to lift him back up, Sakon yelled,

"GET HIM, JIROUBOU!"

And Jiroubou dropped him –Resulting an "OoF!"- and ran after the prey.

Naruto made half of the block without them noticing. But when he felt the ground tremble and turned to see Jiroubou's body making its way to flatten him, the poor unsuspecting Angel started running and screaming.

"GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Naruto ran in between two familiar looking graffiti covered buildings, and ran blindly until he slammed into the old fence. He then realized he ran to a dead end. The dead end he had arrived in.

If he wasn't about to be pummeled, Naruto would've sat down, and think of how stupid he was.

Sasuke's eyes widened when he saw the blonde disappearing into the dead end between the deserted buildings. Okay, it wasn't entertaining anymore. The kid could seriously die from one measly body slam form Jiroubou. Especially now, he couldn't run.

Sure enough, he saw Jiroubou running around the curb, heading for where the blonde was.

He had to do something.

Naruto had to do something. Oh well. He'll have to hurt this guy. He gave him no choice.

He ran to where the blonde was and leapt in front of him.

Naruto was already ready to defend himself when he saw a raven-haired boy jump in front of him.

"What in the world!" Naruto raised an eyebrow and he looked at the back of his 'hero'.

The boy was taller then him ('Who wasn't!' Naruto thought miserably.), and had broad shoulders. He had muscles, but not much. His skin was ivory and pale.

His back faced him so that he didn't know how he looked like. But his hair was funny looking. It was black and spiky at the end.

Jiroubou's Shadow was on them. 'Who does this guy think he is! He's going to get himself killed! That IDIOT!' Naruto thought frantically.

Hn… Sasuke thought. He had heard the blonde's exclamation and it was his first time hearing this. Usually they'd be saying "Thank you, Thank you." and suck up to him.

The blonde actually made it sound as if he didn't want him to be here.

Oh well. Whether or not he wanted him there, He'll just have to deal with it.

Jiroubou smiled. Nice. He'll have not one- but two brats for lunch. He smiled even wider. And this must be the oh-so-famous Uchiha Sasuke, the one that most gangs were afraid of. Hah! He'll bring back his head and he'll earn respect at last!

"Well, well, well…we have two brats here, which one should I start hurting first?"

"Shut up…" Sasuke said. "I'll kill you before you harm this boy."

Naruto twitched. He could take care of himself! He didn't need to be saved! Especially not by him! "I don't need your help, bastard! I can take care of myself!"

Sasuke ignored him and started making his way towards Jiroubou.

"Hey, didn't you hear a thing I just said!" The Blonde yelled.

Jiroubou dodged his punch and kicks. They were both ignoring the Angel.

Naruto just sat down and made his bratty face and turned away from them.

"Hmph!"

Sasuke glanced at him and saw his face scrunched up. 'Cute'

He didn't have time to look away when Jiroubou took out a pistol and began shooting at him. Sasuke dodged each and every one of them gracefully. And he ran and kicked him in the face.

Sasuke then tried to punch him again, but his hand was caught by Jiroubou's. Even Naruto stopped being in brat mode to turn to look at what was happening.

Sasuke's eyes widened slightly and kicked him. Jiroubou caught that leg and Sasuke used this opportunity to grab a gun.

He shot Jiroubou and his blood splattered. It went in pretty deep because of hoe close the gun was to the body, and was near the heart. Jiroubou's body collapsed on the ground and the earth trembled a bit. After a few moments of not moving, Sasuke was about to turn and see Naruto's surprised face when a fist pummeled his stomach and hit his face.

He went flying and slammed into Naruto, who was still sitting, and mouth met mouth.

The weight had crashed and caught Naruto off balance, so his legs were flat against the ground with the Uchiha's legs on his.

At least he still managed to see his surprised face.

Sasuke flushed. This was his first kiss…with someone as cute as he was. And when he landed on him, he didn't want to get up. His mouth was warm. So was his body. It felt nice.

M-my first kiss! Naruto's eyes widened when he felt the raven hair boy's face pushed into his.

He and Gaara had never kissed mouth to mouth. Nor did him and Tsunade. Or with Iruka. Or with anyone else, in that matter.

He looked at the raven-haired boy's eyes. They were black. Coal Black met Sky blue and the Raven haired boy, who was on top, closed his eyes and Naruto felt his body relax on his.

Naruto's eyes widened. 'Did he enjoy this!'

His eyes widened and he took a few seconds to comprehend. Then he realized. This stranger took away his first kiss! And for crying out loud, the guy was enjoying this!

He made a strangled noise and punched Sasuke. Hard. He went flying back to Jiroubou.

And rolled a few inches from Jiroubou's feet.

Jiroubou wanted to laugh. But he didn't. Besides, the wound Sasuke gave him hurt like hell. Sasuke got up and glared at Jiroubou.

He yelled and tried to hack a punch at Jiroubou. He just knew the bastard wanted to laugh.

But what was wrong with him! He almost let himself lay on a stranger! And he kissed the guy! Accidentally, yes, but he enjoyed it, damn it! UGH!

Naruto touched his lips and blushed.

Jiroubou took Sasuke by his shirt and swung him at Naruto, wanting to see what would happen.

Sasuke landed on Naruto again, but on his chest, this time. He looked up and met Naruto's gaze. Sasuke stared at the blond he kissed and saw how much cuter he was up front. Naruto studied his eyes, nose, mouth, hair and realized something.

"YOU!" Naruto jumped up and pointed at him and started saying gibberish and pointing at him.

Jiroubou stared at the two.

Sasuke slammed to the floor when Naruto jumped up. "YOU!"

'?' Sasuke thought.

"YOU'RE MY ASSIGNMENT!" Naruto whooped in triumph and started dancing.

"IT USUALLY TAKES MOST ANGELS ABOUT A MONTH TO FIND THEIR ASSIGNMENT, BUT YES! I FOUND HIM IN A DAY! I'm GOING TO BRAG ABOUT THIS TO EVERYONE!"

"YES! YES! YAY!" Naruto waved his hands around.

Sasuke looked up to him and wondered, '?'

'I think he snapped.' Jiroubou thought gleefully.

Naruto stopped and all of the sudden pointed at Jiroubou.

"Hey! YOU, Touch Uchiha…uh…er…" 'What was his name again?' Naruto thought.

"WHATEVER!" Naruto swung his hands in exasperation.

He pointed his finger at Jiroubou again.

"TOUCH MY…uh…ASSIGNMENT, and I'll KICK YOUR ASS!"

'Assignment…? Is he talking about me?' Sasuke thought in confusion.

Jiroubou smirked. "…Just one touch?" He asked.

Naruto nodded. "Yeah, that's right!"

"Very well…"

Jiroubou pulled out his gun and shot Sasuke, aiming for his heart.

Sasuke's mind had been a blur, so he couldn't evade it completely. He had gotten up and moved, so it hit below in his hip instead of his heart. He was bleeding.

Jiroubou scowled. Damn it, I missed?

Blood was dribbling from the spot where Sasuke had shot him.

Jiroubou's face twisted in pain. Damn, he was becoming dizzy. 'I won't make it unless I rush to a doctor.' But he couldn't show weakness in front of these two brats. His mind was woozy as he tried to smirk at them.

He'll have to end this soon.

Naruto's eyes widened. Sasuke clutched his hip.

Naruto quickly knelt and took Sasuke into his arms. He gently pried his hand away from his bloody hip and looked into his face.

Sasuke's face was red. It wasn't because of the pain his hip was giving him, but the fact that he was being held by Naruto. He was in Naruto's arms. Naruto, noticing, put his cool hand over his burning skin, and with careful gentleness, he placed Sasuke's head on the floor.

Sasuke wasn't sure if he was dizzy from how close and gentle Naruto was, or from his wound.

Naruto bent over and whispered in his ear, "Wait. I'll finish this as soon as possible. Don't die. I'll be back."

Sasuke moaned and said something inaudible, and his hip hurt like crazy.

Naruto got up and turned to face Jiroubou's painful smirking face. Naruto glared at him.

He wasn't sure why, but he was very, very pissed off. Maybe it was because if his assignment died, he'd fail on the first day of the mission. He'd become a SECOND laughingstock after Mizuki! He'll become a ghost, and it'll all be Jiroubou's fault!

He quickly rushed to Jiroubou and Jiroubou panicked at the sudden stamina. He grabbed his gun and shot 3 times at him. Naruto stopped and caught the three bullets neatly between his fingers. He punched Jiroubou in the stomach and raised his hand and punched Jiroubou hard. Angels were ten times stronger then humans, so in a way, it wasn't a fair fight. But Naruto had that thought at the back of his mind as he advanced towards Jiroubou. Jiroubou felt his hip crack. His eyes widened in pain. He fell over and Naruto kicked him hard in the stomach. He flew against the wall, and Naruto caught him with a one fist, and jammed him against the fence.

"Don't, ever, ever touch him again. Or mark my words, you WILL get it!" Naruto growled. Jiroubou dizzily looked into his eyes and realized his eyes were red.

Before falling into unconsciousness, he vaguely thought, 'Weren't his eyes blue?'

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Naruto dropped Jiroubou and he snapped out of it. Jiroubou landed on the ground with a bang. He went to Sasuke and put him into a better position. His head rested on his lap as Naruto took out a small bottle of something clear blue. He fed it to Sasuke.

Sasuke felt his head lifted and being put on something soft and hard. Then he felt himself being fed. Not knowing what it was, he swallowed. It tasted like juice and it was really cold.

Sasuke all of the sudden didn't feel pain anymore. He opened his eyes and saw Naruto peeking down at him.

Then he realized that his head was located right in between his legs.

He turned red. What was happening to him! He hadn't blushed in 3 years! Why was it starting now?

He turned away, and found his face in Naruto's thighs.

He flushed a dark, dark crimson and shot up from Naruto's lap.

Naïve Naruto wondered why Sasuke's face was red. The healing potion was supposed to cure all injuries made to the body, even fevers! And since it was made by Tsunade, it cured EVERYTHING that had something to do with the body. However, the person had to rest before doing anything after, like walking or running.

For example, the bullet in Sasuke's hip came out and he didn't feel anything. But when Sasuke sat up, he felt really sore and some raw pain was felt. The bullet rolled and stopped at Naruto's feet.

Sasuke looked at him. Then he looked down to see his hip. Surprisingly, his hip looked fine! And the bullet came out in a matter of seconds. Was that even possible!

Naruto smiled. "Hey, my name's Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm your Angel!"

TBC…

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A/N: Naruto and Sasuke have collided! What will happen next time! I'm not good at fighting scenes, so try not to think too low of it. And I've been rereading the chapter back and forth to juice it up and try not to make it confusing. Tell me advice if you have, and review. Make me happy!

I'm not exactly proud of this chapter. I like next chapter better. Hope I didn't disappoint you!

-------On NEXT time (COME BACK!)

"Um…S-sasuke…?" he stammered.

"Hm?" Sasuke took this time to hoist himself up. He sat on the blonde's stomach.

Sasuke fixed a golden lock that was on Naruto's forehead and grinned mischievously.

"What a-are you dong…?" Naruto gulped and bit his lip nervously as he noticed Sasuke was acting strangely perverted.

"You want to have fun, right…?"

Naruto blushed. "Um, yeah, but-"

Sasuke silenced him with a kiss, and Naruto flushed darker.

Sasuke smirked. Naruto's hair was messier once he rested on his back on the couch, and golden locks framed his face. Large Sky blue eyes looked innocently up back at him, and his face was rosy, while his lips were pink.

Sasuke stopped smirking and put the blonde in an upright position. Naruto gazed back up innocently at Sasuke, while Sasuke looked rather hungry.

ON NEXT TIME IN---Tenchi, Chapter Three, Accepting

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