Chapter 16

Hey! Sorry I haven't updated in like forever…XD..basically, I was a) busy b) working on Attack of the Inners and c) buried under homework…XD…yeah, but basically, I'm thinking of updating thhis once a week from now on, instead of sporadically…XD…I guess you guys must be really mad at me right now, so I'm really sorry…:(…anyways, I worked really hard on this so PLEASE review! (basically, I'm sorta upset that no one reviewed on my other fic, "Attack of the Inners" –I spent forever working on that one….so yeah…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto….i own SASUKE! Muahahahahaha! XD

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While Jiraiya was reading Romeo and Juliet, Tsunade and the rest of the Jounins were watching what was happening on the tv screen, waiting in anticipation at how Sakura would react to Sai's outburst on how he Kakashi, and Itachi were trying to get her and Sasuke together.

(on screen)

"WHAT?!" Sakura stopped kicking and raging at Sai, who was backed up in a corner and pressed up against a brick wall.

"Well?! Speak!" Sakura punched the wall behind Sai, causing some bricks to fall down and hit his head.
"Dur…."

"SAI!!!!" Sakura screamed.

"Waaaaaaa….." Sai tilted his head onto one side, a bit a drool coming out of his mouth.

"Sai…." Sakura was getting worried as she looked at Sai, whose eyes were swirling from the bricks that had fallen onto his head.

"Are you okay…?" Sakura waved a hand in front of Sai, waiting for him to call her "Ugly" or something else more insulting.

Sai's head finally snapped up as Sakura sighed in relief, thinking that he was alright. However, her relief was shortlived.

"Sai, answer my FRIGGIN' QUESTION, GODDAMMIT!" Sakura screamed, losing control.

Sai opened his mouth.

"…"

"…"

Sai closed his mouth.

Sakura started cracking her knuckles.

Sai opened his mouth again and found his voice.

Come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...

Sakura stared as Sai rocked with the beat of the cursed song that he was singing.

"SAI!!!!!!!"

Sai continued singing another song, oblivious to the wrath of the pink-haired kunoichi (sp?).

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
Sakura sighed for what seemed like the millionth time that day.

"I guess I shouldn't have punched the wall above his head so hard…" she muttered as she picked him up and carried him to the hospital.

(off screen at Tsunade's office)

"Whoa…." Tsunade was staring at the tv screen, wondering what possessed Sai to sing "My Humps" and start humping the ground.

"Go Sai! Work it, baby, work it!" Tsunade cheered at Sai, who was currently on screen trying to hump Sakura while she carried him.

Suddenly, Jiraiya stood up.

"Guess what, guys?" Jiraiya put down his Romeo and Juliet book and set down the laptop.

Tsunade turned around just as Kakashi and Itachi made it back to the office from the library.

"What?" the three asked Jiraiya, hoping that it wouldn't be anything perverted….welll….Tsunade hoped it wouldn't be perverted.

"Well…" Jiraiya started, a perverted grin stretching across his face, "there are SO many cool lines said by Mercutio…listen here…" Jiraiya started reciting the lines.

" Mercutio is awesome…see, he says, 'Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.' Then Romeo says, 'Pink for flower', right?' and then Mercutio is like, 'Right.' Then, Romeo says, 'WHY, THEN, IS MY PUMP WELL FLOWERED.'"

Jiraiya started laughing maniacally at the implied innuendo as Tsunade sweatdropped.

Itachi and Kakashi grinned however.

"Hey, lemme see that…" Itachi reached for the book and began to read.

"Well said" follow me this jest now, till thou hast worn out that pump, that when the single sole of it is worn, the jest may remain…"

Itachi grinned and continued.

"Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?….by art as well as by nature: for this drivelling love is like a great natural, that RUNS LOLLING UP AND DOWN TO HIDE HIS BAUBLE IN A HOLE" At that, Itachi and Kakashi burst out laughing. Then, Kakashi went to the laptop.

"Hmmm…what's this? You signed up for a role as Romeo in an authentic Shakespearean play?" Kakashi sighed, rubbing his mask as Jiraiya nodded proudly.

"Yeah! Do you know how many make-out scenes Romeo is in? Plus, his ass is on the screen in one of the sex scenes too!" Jiraiya announced.

Tsunade smirked as Kakashi and Itachi signed themselves up as Benvolio and Mercutio.

"I'm sorry you guys, but did you know that all the actors are gonna be guys? That's how the plays were acted out back then…"

All eyes turned to Jiraiya, who turned blue thinking about reenacting a make out scene with a guy…and a sex scene.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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So, what do you think? Basically, this took me forever and my parents are telling me to get off the computer, so PLEASE review! OH, and everything that was Shakespere is real. XD