Title: Tenchi

Rating: M

Summary: Naruto is an innocent, annoying, lovable angel-in-training who has failed his Angel exams 3 times. If he doesn't come through for this assignment, he's banned from ever becoming Angel, and his last assignment to prove himself proves be very hard. He has to make a certain boy happy. This 'certain boy' is Uchiha Sasuke, whose past seems to scar him very badly. Can Naruto make the so called 'Heartless Prince' happy? Or will he come back to heaven as a fallen Angel? It is obvious that Naruto is not only making Sasuke happier, but Sasuke in turn has fallen in love with the little blonde idiot. How will he react when he realizes that after the assignment, Naruto will leave?

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS YAOI! BOYXBOY!

Pairings: SASUNARU (more pairings should be coming…)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

Flamers go die.

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Yo! I'm really sorry for the long wait! Thank you for your patience! I don't deserve your wonderful comments!

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Chapter 5

Stitched Together

When Sasuke came out of the shower, he noticed Naruto was missing. His bag was, too. The raven haired boy peeked in his bastard Aniki's room.

He found Naruto cuddling up against a navy blue pillow that looked suspiciously like the one he had. He was on the bastard's dusty bed. The blonde had cleaned away the covers so that he didn't have to sleep on dust. The covers and blankets were a crumpled heap on the floor.

Sasuke gave a really, really small smile and kissed him lightly on the forehead. He went back to his own room and closed the door. He then went on his own bed and rested.

In a way, it was less hectic having Naruto in Itachi's room then his room. He didn't have the need to jump him if he didn't see him.

Sasuke's eyes widened and his hand curled into a fist. He punched the mattress, and glared at no one in particular. He felt disgusted with himself. Naruto was so innocent! And here he was, thinking perverted thoughts!

With the heated thoughts still in his head, he slept with a frown on his face.

X-x-X-x-X

Naruto was still sleeping. He was dreaming of Sasuke…Gaara…and the door…and the elevator where Sasuke hadn't let him play on…Gaara…and Sasuke…And Sasuke…and the elevator…Old Hag…and Sasuke… and elevator…

Naruto frowned in his sleep, snuggling closer to the abducted pillow.

X-x-X-x-X

The next day, Naruto woke up first. Still in Itachi's bedroom, he noticed for the first time, there was a black leather sofa!

He didn't notice before because…mountains of dust buried it! (The fact that the room was painted the same color of the dust hadn't helped very much either.)

The blonde boy opened a window and shot out his wings. He flapped them and the dust went out the window. Proud of himself, Naruto grinned.

He decided to unpack. Because Heaven was so much far ahead in technology, Naruto somehow fitted 9 huge toys, 30 pairs of shorts and pants, 18 shirts, 16 sweaters, 21 hooded sweatshirts, protective sand in a bottle (Gaara insisted.), a jug of healing potion, several scrolls that taught Angel techniques, a strategy book for dummies (Perverted hermit Jiriaya gave that to him.), The Identification folder with false papers and information on Sasuke, some gadgets to help his training, some big T-shirts (They were 3 times the size of Naruto-he wore them to sleep.) and several small stuff, like combs and toothbrushes in a duffel bag that was the size of a small backpack.

And what's this? He dug in; a trashy orange novel was taken out. Naruto raised an eyebrow. This was one of Jiriaya's hentai books.

Naruto quickly dropped the nasty book, and shuddered. A note came out, and in Jiriaya's hand writing, it printed,

To: Naruto

From: Jiriaya, the legendary kick butt angel that is your teacher.

Oi, Brat! (Naruto frowned, that stupid perverted old man!)

I think that you're old enough to read my art now. Go read it, and seduce your assignment with my techniques in this book! Just make sure she's a pretty girl.

Jiriaya

Naruto crumpled the letter, and threw it at the dusty desk. He stuffed the orange novel back into his bag.

Stupid Pervert.

Naruto sighed and looked at the dusty room; he was going to have to live in for a year. His wings flapped away all the dust out into the window, and he made a seal with his hands, and said "Release!" The wings disappeared. He looked around. No more dust!

"Now…Time to start unpacking!"

All his stuff was on the bed, and it looked like a mountain. He started with the Potions and sand. He placed them on the dresser under the Mirror, and then took out his scrolls and the book for dummies. He placed them on the shelves that marked something about geniuses. He noticed that there were a lot of books, and several journals that marked Property…of…Uchiha…I-I-Ita—chi. Damn Kanji!

Uchiha Itachi. Hm, must've been an ancestor of Sasuke.

He took his shorts and pants and decided to put it on the bottom drawer of a dresser.

He pulled out the drawer and the noticed that the drawer was already occupied with fishnet shirts and black pants. Naruto frowned.

He went up one drawer and noticed it was also occupied. With purple nail polish. Lines and lines of bottles of purple. Gross.

"Eww!" Naruto wrinkled his nose. He skipped all the way to the first drawer, and it was empty at first sight. But then Naruto looked in and saw…a photo faced down.

Naruto took the photo out, and flipped it over.

Naruto's eyes widened in disbelief! There were TWO Sasukes!

One was small, and the other was big! The small one wrapped his arms around the big Sasuke. And both were smiling.

Does this mean that he has to take care of TWO bastards!

Then he stopped and looked at the picture again. 'Huh?'

Little Sasuke's smile was genuine. It was real. He then noticed that the big Sasuke had two lines going across each side of his face. His face was tanner, and he was smiling, too. But his eyes were shadowed with disturbance.

The smaller Sasuke seemed to cling onto the bigger one, and Naruto finally realized that the one with the marks on his face wasn't the one he was assigned to.

The smaller cute one was. Naruto looked closely at the picture of smaller Sasuke. It looked nothing like the arrogant assignment he was stuck with. The facial features gave it away, but the expression of happiness had prevented him for figuring out immediately that that was his Sasuke. Naruto's face drooped. After the brother slaughtered Sasuke's clan, he could only imagine how he stopped smiling.

"……"

Naruto's eyes brightened with determination suddenly. 'Yosh! I'll make Sasuke happy! He'll smile again!'

He looked at the back and saw very neat handwriting that said, "Itachi and Sasuke at Park."

He turned the photo to look at the bigger one of the two again. He looked at the little one. Then back at the big one. They had the same color of eyes, same weird hairstyle, and same crest.

THEY WERE BROTHERS!

Naruto's brain lit up. He figured it out! YAY!

Wait…Sasuke's brother.

Naruto's brain slowly clicked.

The old hag had said something about…his brother…killing the whole family…leaving Sasuke…survivor…Trauma…

Itachi was Sasuke's brother. Sasuke's family was killed by his brother. This room had journals and clothes of the guy. Which could only mean one thing…

"OH MY GOSH! I'm IN THE MURDERER'S ROOM!"

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Sasuke had just finished brushing his teeth when he heard, "OH MY OLD GOSH! MURDERER…ROOM!"

Sasuke quickly sprang into action, spat out, and ran to his brother's/ Naruto's room.

A Murderer? In the household? Impossible! The security functions that Kakashi had installed just last month was state of the art!

When Sasuke stepped in and when he saw the huge mountain of clothes toys and whatever, he nearly flipped out.

But curiosity got the best of him. He noticed Naruto was holding a piece of paper and shuddering.

"N-Naruto…?" Sasuke asked, cautiously.

"Eep!" The blonde hadn't notice the raven haired boy come in.

Naruto stopped shaking and tried to hide the photo. Finding nowhere good enough, He stuck it down in his pants. In front of his boxers, of course, but what Sasuke didn't know, won't hurt him.

Naruto turned to look at Sasuke. He was wearing black boxers now, and his hair was messy. His dark eyes looked at Naruto suspiciously.

Hoping to get away from the questions that would come of the photo in his pants, he blathered nervously, "Hey, Sasuke! I thought you were still sleeping."

He chuckled nervously.

Sasuke looked at his pants, and went one step closer to him.

"What did you just put there?" Sasuke asked, eyes narrowed.

"W-w-where!" Naruto gulped. "I d-didn't put anything anywhere!"

Sasuke smirked. He walked over to Naruto and shoved him to the floor. He placed his hand on where the photo should be.

He leaned down to his ear and whispered, "Here, dobe."

Naruto blushed. "S-sasuke! Stop! W-what are you doing?"

Sasuke continued smirking. "What do you have in there?" He asked, half-serious.

He stroked the blonde. Naruto's face was cherry red. "G-get off! Pretty boy!"

Sasuke asked, "You think I'm pretty?" Sasuke leaned onto Naruto, feeling the other boy's rushed heart beat. "How nice…"

Naruto gulped. "Get off, Sasuke." He had meant for this to come out strongly, but he whimpered it out.

Before Naruto could stop him, he stuck his hand down his pants and took out the photo.

"YOU PERVERT!"

Sasuke stopped smirking when he saw the picture.

"STUPID SASUKE! YOU ARE WORST THEN THE PERVERTED HERMIT-!"

Without warning, he tore it into four pieces and dropped them to the floor. He turned and left.

Naruto stilled. "Sasuke…"

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Leaving Naruto like that made Sasuke's heart lurch for some odd reason. He shrugged it off. It wasn't smart leaving like that. He should've stayed and helped Naruto unpack, and took this calmly. It was just a picture, but Sasuke gets really insecure of his family. Secretly, he didn't want Naruto to know. And the blonde didn't know. (So he thought.)

Now, he'll have to apologize and harm his dignity, and tell Naruto about his family. He didn't have to tell, but the blonde would eventually find out anyway. Better now than then. He dressed in to his pants.

Before he even shrugged on his shirt, he heard Naruto wail.

"Sasuke…HATES ME!"

Then,

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Then,

"MY ASSIGNMENT DOESN'T LIKE ME! I'M SCREWED!"

Finally,

"I'm SO SCREWED! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Sasuke sighed. He shrugged on his shirt.

Sasuke walked into the room to find Naruto still dressed in his Pajamas.

He was huddled up and sitting cross-legged from the spot Sasuke had left him.

Sasuke looked closer and saw he was crying.

Sasuke put his hand on Naruto's face and caressed him before pulling him close. This was what his mom did to him when he was smaller. Now what did she say to make him stop crying? Oh, yeah.

"Stop it, you big baby." Instead of the affectionate way his mother had said it, he harshly spat it out.

Naruto cried harder. He tried to get away from Sasuke's arms, but Sasuke locked his arms around him like iron.

Still sobbing, "Sasuke hates me!" A hiccup. "Let me go!"

Sasuke placed Naruto on his lap and hugged him, smelling Naruto's sweet scent of wild flowers. He positioned his chin on Naruto's head and nestled onto Naruto's hair.

"No." He flatly said.

"LET ME GO!" More sobs.

"No."

"LET ME-mmnp!"

Sasuke had lifted Naruto's chin up, to kiss him.

"Shut up, dobe, I don't hate you."

Sasuke colored a bit. "It's the other way around. Does that help?"

'I actually like you a lot, stupid.'

Naruto blushed and still hiccupping, he buried his face in Sasuke's chest, and Sasuke still locked his arms around him.

While stroking the blonde's back soothingly, he said quietly, "The guy you saw on the picture was my brother. He killed my family."

After a period of silence, he confessed.

"I always make a big deal when I see him, whether it's real life or…photos, I just do."

His eyes suddenly looked blank. "After he killed off my family, I…was so lonely…"

"…I had practically no more purpose in life…"

He hugged Naruto more tightly.

Naruto's small frame hunched up and the blonde's arms circled his waist to hug him back.

He looked up at Sasuke and kissed his cheek. Sasuke blinked.

Naruto's eyes were rimmed with pink from crying, but his eyes were still bright.

"Sasuke! You won't be lonely anymore, I promise." Naruto smiled and kissed his lips. Sasuke snapped out of it and kissed him back, hungrily.

Naruto kissed back softly and gently. When they separated, Sasuke smirked. "Oh, how are you going to make sure I'm not lonely, eh?"

Somehow, Naruto knew there was a second meaning to that. He pouted at Sasuke, whose smirk widened.

Besides, he liked this room; regardless that it had belonged to Itachi…He liked it because it was next to Sasuke's room. He liked being near him. It felt as if there was something else in this odd attraction. Like they were meant to be…

He wondered why. Was he with him before he died? He couldn't remember. Actually, he really couldn't remember. Pain always soared through his head when he tried to remember his past. All he saw was blood.

He didn't care about that right now. He snuggled onto Sasuke.

X-x-X-x-X

Kakashi popped his head into the door from Sasuke's room.

"Hey, Sasuke! You weren't in your room, so I thou-"He stopped when he saw Sasuke and Naruto in an embrace.

Sasuke lifted his head when he heard Kakashi's voice. Naruto's head was resting on Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke nudged at him with his nose and said, "Oi, dobe, Time to go and eat."

Naruto moaned a sound that sounded like no and muttered "Warm…"

"C'mon, dobe." He used one arm to ruffle Naruto's hair.

Kakashi smiled. "Its okay, Sasuke. I'll bring up yours and Naruto's breakfast."

Sasuke lifted both eyebrows. "…" It was unusual for Kakashi not to ruin moments.

After a few minutes, with Naruto still on Sasuke's lap, and Naruto's head still on Sasuke's shoulder, Kakashi came up with 2 platters of something that smelled yummy.

Naruto lifted his head up from Sasuke's shoulder, and got himself off Sasuke's lap.

His eyes were slits and he crawled to Kakashi, smelling food.

Breakfast for Naruto was pancakes with syrup and butter, milk in a cup, and some chocolate dipped strawberries.

Breakfast for Sasuke was…a cup of water, and three medium sized…plain Onigiri.

Naruto made a face as he watched Sasuke pick up the Rice ball with great delicacy. Sasuke ate it like a prince. He chewed and swallowed with his mouth closed and patted his mouth with napkins every minute.

Naruto looked disbelievingly at Sasuke.

Sasuke gave Naruto an annoyed look and asked, "What?"

"You eat that…for BREAKFAST!"

"Yeah." Sasuke continued eating his rice ball. "What of it?"

Naruto made a face. "That's not healthy. Is that all you eat?"

"Don't worry, I eat vegetables and some meat at lunch and dinner."

"I wasn't worrying!"

"…uh-huh…Eat your breakfast, dobe."

Naruto, ignoring the insult, asked Sasuke, "In Heaven, I barely eat fancy stuff. How do you eat this?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and sighed.

"You see that knife? You use it to slice the Pancake. You use the fork to hold the pancake down." Sasuke instructed.

Naruto and Sasuke were eating on Sasuke's bed. Their trays were propped onto the bed, while the two boys sat on the carpet, in front of their trays.

Naruto fumbled around with the utensils.

"Like this?"

"No, idiot." Naruto pouted at the insult.

Sasuke got up and bended behind Naruto. He put his arms around the blonde and took both of his hands. Naruto's cheeks flushed a light pink.

"Like this, dobe." Sasuke controlled his hands. He made Naruto's hands grasp the Knife and fork at their proper positions, and set an example by cutting some pieces of pancake and stabbing it with the fork.

Naruto was in a daze. Sasuke let go of Naruto's hands, and Naruto instantly wished he was holding them again.

Naruto stuffed his mouth with the Pancake pieces, and decided to cut the next batch by himself. "Like this, Sasuke?"

"Yeah." Sasuke was onto his second Onigiri.

Naruto then quickly devoured the rest of the Pancakes. He looked at the strawberries. Sticky syrup and some crumbs of the pancakes stuck on his cheek, as he grabbed a strawberry.

Sasuke was still eating the second Onigiri. He was watching Naruto in amazement. The boy ate like he had a never ending stomach.

Naruto, with his mouth full, asked, "Saduke, wan sem?"

He swallowed and repeated, "Sasuke, want some?"

Sasuke shook his head. "No thanks. I hate strawberries."

"Strawberries? What's that?" Naruto said, still eating.

"Idiot, that's what you're eating…

"Oh." Naruto swallowed and glared, "Don't call me that!"

Sasuke ignored him. He finished eating his Onigiri and decided he was eating too much. He put the cover back on the tray, concealing the last rice ball

Naruto gave Sasuke a strawberry. Sasuke shook his head.

Naruto still gave it to him, stubborn. "You should eat strawberries! Old hag said that humans should eat a variety of stuff if they want to grow strong."

"Old Hag?" Sasuke asked, puzzled.

"The head goddess at heaven!" replied Naruto.

Sasuke thought '…?'

Before Sasuke could stop him, Naruto shoved a strawberry in Sasuke's mouth.

Sasuke spat out the sweet sour fruit on Naruto's empty plate (The Pancakes plate).

"Blech, that's gross." Naruto wrinkled his nose.

He looked up to see the blond towering over him with the chocolate covered strawberries. His cheeks were smeared with chocolate, strawberry seeds, syrup and pancake crumbs. Naruto tackled him and Sasuke gave a gasp of shock. Realizing this, he quickly clamped his mouth shut.

Too late.

Naruto had already stuffed a strawberry in his mouth, and Sasuke could taste the chocolate.

He chewed it, glaring at Naruto, who was sitting on him who had a triumphant look on his face.

He swallowed, still glaring.

Naruto stuck a strawberry in his own mouth and ate it.

He tried to pry open Sasuke's mouth, but Sasuke's mouth was locked up tightly.

Naruto sighed. He was getting used to that treatment from Sasuke. He should try it now on him, so the taller boy could feel how it is like, every time when Sasuke…does it to him.

Naruto popped a small strawberry in his mouth. He tried to pry open Sasuke's mouth again, but Sasuke was still being a bastard.

So Naruto did what Sasuke least expected him to do.

He bent down, and with the strawberry still in his mouth, kissed him.

Sasuke's eyes widened. Naruto's eyes were closed, and he was blushing.

Now what did Sasuke do to him to get his mouth opened again? Oh, right.

Naruto hesitantly shifted his knee between Sasuke's legs, and stroked.

Sasuke shifted, trying to get away from the pleasures. He struggled not to moan.

Naruto began to nip at Sasuke's lips, and used his tongue to try and pry open the now vulnerable boy's mouth.

Sasuke's cheeks were pink and he was breathing very quickly. He couldn't refuse when Naruto pried his mouth open, and the strawberry, moist with Naruto's saliva, dropped in his mouth.

Naruto continued to kiss him, and Sasuke chewed on the strawberry. He swallowed some, and kissing Naruto back sharply, he dropped some tidbits of strawberry in the blonde's mouth. Naruto moaned, trying to keep up with hormone-driven Sasuke. Finally, pulling back from each other, Sasuke licked Naruto's cheeks. They looked at each other.

Naruto smiled, and Sasuke's heartbeat rushed a few paces.

Just then, Kakashi's voice spoke from outside of Sasuke's door, and said "Hey, Time to get down here, Sasuke! The maze is finished, and I want to teach you some moves."

Naruto changed and came back to see Sasuke in an entirely different Uniform. It was black, and a tight around his waist. He wore black shorts. The Uchiha fan and 2 swords crossed on his back.

Naruto was wearing a white sweatshirt with an orange hood and pouch. He had on tan khakis and looked like a teenager instead of an angel.

Sasuke asked, "I'm going to train with Kakashi. You want to watch?"

Naruto frowned. 'Watch? Only? That sucks…'

Sasuke, noticing the frown, said, "If you don't want to, you could stay here."

Naruto waved his hands and shook his head wildly. "N-no! I want to be with you, Sasuke!"

Then noticing how…weird that sounded, Naruto looked away, blush tinted cheeks noticeable. "I-I mean…"

Sasuke smirked. He stepped close to Naruto and said, "I want to be with you too."

Naruto blushed and Sasuke took his hand. He dragged him out.

"C'mon. I'm already late for practice."

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Kakashi was standing on top of a bush, reading a familiar looking orange novel.

Naruto looked at it, and couldn't remember where he saw that from.

"Ah! Sasuke! Naruto!" He hopped from the bush and stuck the novel in his black pocket. He was wearing practically the same thing as yesterday, except he was wearing a T-shirt, and the mask was attached to it.

"Did you guys have fun?"

Sasuke blushed, having completely uncensored images dancing around his mind.

Naruto nodded, having completely different thoughts of what Sasuke was having.

"Yep, Kakashi, I shoved Strawberries down Sasuke's throat!"

Sasuke scowled and looked away, a small hint of blush tinting his cheeks.

Kakashi grinned and pretended to be ashamed of Sasuke.

"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Sasuke. And to think you've been training since you were eight."

Naruto looked at Sasuke in surprise. "That means that you've been training for…eight……nine…ten eleven…twelve…………thirteen-" He was using his fingers to count.

Sasuke muttered, "I've been training for almost 6 years, dobe."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Wow! And I'm not a dobe, you BASTARD!"

Kakashi grinned and took out his laptop and placed it on a rock. He activated something, and a sound was heard.

A wooden board came out of the ground, to Naruto's amazement.

It stopped, flipped over, showing all the weapons Sasuke could use.

Katanas, smoke bombs, spears, daggers, shields, guns were only a few of the enormous collection.

Kakashi walked over and pinned something on Sasuke's shirt.

"Today's task will be fun and dangerous. You will need to use all your survivor skills, and more, to get pass this assignment. You'll have to get through this maze."

Noticing Sasuke and Naruto's look that clearly stated, 'THIS is the assignment?', he added, "The maze has just been finished, but it's not your ordinary maze."

Naruto looked at the maze, and saw nothing indifferent about it, except it was taller, and looked thicker. It was about two or three feet less in height then the gate that was in front of the estate.

Kakashi continued, "Due to my formatting, I've made sure that these walls…are indestructible. There is metal in between the shrubbery."

Naruto frowned. So? It's not like Sasuke would do something as stupid as trying to chop his way out of the maze!

Sasuke knew that his teacher was full of surprises, so he figured that that wouldn't be the only thing.

"Because there is metal, I was able to make traps. Lots and lots of them. And since the maze has walls, at times you won't be able to dodge or jump away. Oh, and nets are the most troublesome traps for you guys. They'll capture you and bring you over to me, signifying that you still have much to work for."

Sasuke looked at Kakashi with distaste. 'That's it?'

Naruto was shaking.

Kakashi continued, noticing Sasuke's look.

"Not only that, but you'll have to find 12 birth stones and an extra one. They are Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, Turquoise, and my favorite, the cheap, yet durable, Cat's eye stone."

Sasuke looked at Naruto. He was shaking. Was he okay?

Not taking his eyes off Naruto, he asked Kakashi, "Cat's eye stone is cheap, but it's not a birthstone, right?"

Kakashi smiled. "Yep, it's not!"

Sasuke wondered if Naruto was worried about him. Nah…, but looking back at Naruto's shaking body, you never know.

"Naruto? I'm going to be okay, so don't worry about m-"

Naruto ran over to Kakashi and yelled, "Kakashi-san! I want to play! I want to play! PLEASE! KAKASHI-SAN! PLEASE, PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE!"

He wrapped his arms around Kakashi's waist and yelled, "PLEASE!"

Sasuke flinched visibly when Naruto wrapped his arms around Kakashi.

Kakashi looked stunned for a few seconds, and then patted his head, pushing him away and looking down to him.

"Sorry, Naruto, but you can't play. Not today, anyway. I already requested Gai and his pupil to come and challenge Sasuke."

Naruto pouted, his blue eyes looking down in disappointment.

Sasuke looked away. He was just glad that Kakashi pushed Naruto away. He wasn't sure why he felt jealous, and he still wasn't sure why he kissed, hugged and blushed around Naruto. He couldn't have liked him. No way. Lust probably. Hopefully. Yeah…

"But they're late, which is weird. Tell you what; you can play, if they aren't here in a half an hour..." Kakashi smiled.

"REALLY! I LOVE YOU!" Naruto positively jumped and threw his arms around Kakashi's neck, not noticing the other boy fuming.

Kakashi stumbled back. He smiled and hugged him with one arm, and ruffled the boy's hair with the other. The blonde was adorable. Then he noticed Sasuke.

He then said, "Get off! You're embarrassing me!"

Naruto smiled. He let go of his neck, and dropped down on the floor.

"Sasuke! Did you hear! I get to play with you if those people don't come! Isn't that great!" Naruto exclaimed.

He ran towards Sasuke.

Sasuke said, "Yeah, whatever." He walked away.

Naruto didn't notice his jealous expression.

X-x-X-x-X

Twenty-five minutes later, Lee and Gai still hadn't come.

Sasuke, still fuming a bit about the earlier events, said impatiently, "Where the hell are Sir-Talk-about-Youth-A lot and his faithful stallion, Lee?"

Sasuke had seated himself as far as possible from the other two. He tossed a rock at a fish pond. He sat on a cobble.

Naruto finally noticed something was wrong and sat next to Sasuke on a rock.

"Sasuke?" Blue curious eyes peeked at him.

"What?" Black eyes didn't meet his.

Sasuke made a move to get away from Naruto, but Naruto quickly grabbed his wrist.

"What's wrong, Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"Nothing!" Sasuke replied, irritated.

Naruto stared at Sasuke pointedly, before letting go of Sasuke's wrist. Naruto continue to stare at Sasuke, to a point where Sasuke was getting annoyed.

What?" He growled.

Naruto smiled suddenly. "A-HA!" He got up and pointed his finger at Sasuke. "Sasuke is jealous!" He sang.

Sasuke could feel a blush creep up his neck, but muttered, "Jealous of what?"

"Do you want me to do it again?" Naruto asked mischievously.

"No!" Sasuke glared daggers.

Naruto pouted, and suddenly hatched an idea. "Sasuke…" He murmured sweetly.

"What?" He asked, pissed. His neck hairs were pricking up at Naruto's evil yet cute smile. His alarm bells rang off when Naruto came very close to him. What he did next surprised him even more.

Before Sasuke could scoot over to the other rocks, Naruto got up and did something shocking.

Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's head, gently bringing the taller boy's head to his stomach, before soothingly saying, "Sorry, Sasuke. I didn't mean to make you mad. I like you a lot, 'Kay?"

Sasuke could feel his face heat up. It felt really nice, being held like that. Sucking up his pride, he allowed himself to be stroked and he allowed himself to feel Naruto's warmth. He was so soft. He felt so safe…

Mmm…Sasuke smells so gooooooooooood. Naruto could inhale his scent for hours. Unfortunately, Sasuke had begun struggling. "Okay! I get it now! Now let go!" His struggles were half-hearted, however, and Naruto refused by saying, "You feel so good. And you smell Yummy. No way."

Sasuke tried to worm out of Naruto's hands, but failed. Finally, he decided to at least surprise his angel with something. Just to get even.

He turned his face right onto Naruto's crotch and began to nuzzle. Naruto's face grew cherry red and blushed when two hands gripped his buttocks to keep him in place. The arms holding Sasuke's head grew limp. "Uhn…"

Sasuke smirked. 'He's already so hard.'

"S-stop!" Naruto yelped. He punched him. He flew back several feet, away from the Uchiha, terrified. "Gwaaah! P-Perverted BASTARD!" he yelled as he watched Sasuke rub his head, where Naruto had hit him. Sasuke got up and walked towards him slowly. "W-what? Stay away from me!" He put his hands in between his legs, embarrassed.

"That'd be hard, considering how you always look so fuckable."

"E….EH?" It took a while for his mind to register what he was saying, but when it finally hit his feeble mind, he looked up at him in shock. "ARGH! I hate you, you pervert!"

"You do…? I'll change that." Sasuke suddenly reappeared behind Naruto, and the blond felt two hands wrap around his slim stomach. Naruto bit his lip, too shocked to move. He began to tremble. What was Sasuke going to do to him? Then his face flushed bright red again, and his eyes widened as Sasuke's hands traveled southwards.

"Agh! N-NO!Sasuke! I'm not ready!" He began to struggle. Sasuke looked at the blond in amusement.

'This is the perfect situation! We're both alone (He forgot about Kakashi.) We both…..l-l-like each other…' He stopped struggling, and put his burning face into his hands.

Sasuke murmured, "I'm going to give you something you'll remember for the rest of your life…" Two hands slipped in Naruto's pants, feeling Naruto's ass, and roaming in between his thighs.

"Ah…..No…!" Naruto gripped Sasuke's arms for support. Guys can't do it, right?

Suddenly, Sasuke pulled his hands out of Naruto's pants, and whistled. Swiftly, a huge fish leaped out and swooped back down to the water.

Naruto's eyes widened. "Gyaaaaaaa! W-What was that? S-SASUKE?"

Sasuke smirked. He loved playing around with Naruto's mind.

Naruto cautiously walked over to the water, and peered close to the surface. Without warning, a big fat fish stuck its head out of the water, touching noses with Naruto. Naruto screamed. "G-GEH! SASUKE!"

Sasuke clamped his hand over Naruto's mouth. "Shut up. Please."

Naruto gripped onto Sasuke tightly, his head burrowing in the taller boy's chest. "Look…He's not dangerous. He used to be my friend when I was younger." He said patiently.

Naruto peeked at the fish, who was watching them both curiously. Its wide unusual jade eyes looked at Naruto.

Sasuke added, "Of course, it wasn't this big the last time I saw him…He used to be the size of the palm of my hand." Naruto stared at Sasuke's hand, and then looked at the huge fish, which was easily the size of twenty of Sasuke's palms. Naruto went towards the fish cautiously, and petted its head. "Um…" He murmured. He was embarrassed for his perverted thoughts. Stupid perverted Hermit.

"You can have him."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Eh?"

His blue eyes widened, "B-But, He's yours!"

"You can have him. Besides, I haven't seen him in about 5 years, and I bet he hates me."

"Eh? Why?"

"…I forgot to feed him."

"…I see. What's his name?"

"My brother named him Kisame."

"Kisame? What an ugly name! Kisame is one of our enemies!"

"Well….Name him something new."

"Okay."

A small smile made its way to Naruto's lips as he thought of a precious friend.

"Gaara. His new name will be Gaara."

"Okay. Whatever." Sasuke wrapped his arm around the blond. Naruto rested his head on his shoulder.

'Gaara, huh?'

TBC…

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A/N: I'm BACK! Sorry for the long wait. My computer wasn't fixed for months, (And my new one died within a week) and I ended up having nothing but useless backup files for this story. When I say useless, I mean, useless. The files sucked ass. Updates will be a lot slower from now on because of school. Also, my back up files suck, and I have to used them as skeletal reference and flesh out the story. Truly a pain in the ass. In addition, reading my past chapters and backups, I sucked. I'm going to have to try and make everything ten times better from now on. Half of this chapter was the back up, and the other half I filled in. Ugh. -.- However, of course I would update the story. Oh, and please check out my other story, "Prince.' I think that story has better writing quality, although this story has a ton of kabillion possibilities!

I feel really bad for making you guys wait. Oh, and thanks to MoonSaultV1 for actually pushing me to finish this chapter. The preview? Well….there is honestly none, since I abandoned my thirteen chapters, after reading the skeletal back-ups. However, I can tell you what will happen, but I won't, because I'm not sure. All I can say is that a certain redhead will be visiting.

Kukukuku…

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