Chapter 19

Hey guys! What's up? Anyways, I have NOT been slacking…much…at all this vacation…see, two days ago, we were in New York and now I'm back at home and…yeah….if you guys want some serious humor, then read what I've been working on during my free time –"Room 69", "Christmas in Room 69", and "All I Want for Christmas Is"…so, without further ado, I bring you chapter 19!

Disclaimer: Will everyone on my favorites/alerts list ever review this fic? Do I own Naruto? Let's make both these dreams come true.

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"Wait…how did I get into this again?" Sasuke rubbed his head a few days later, wondering how he got into the mess that was known as the Romeo and Juliet play. Kakashi had presented him with the flyer while telling him that Sasuke would play the part of Romeo a couple of days ago after dark haired boy had gotten to the hospital for damage to his 'area', along with supersizing it. After all, the Uchiha clan had to be restored sometime anyways.

Sasuke sighed, using his Sharingan to memorize the (revised) lines for the play, and his brow creased.

"I can't believe I'm going to have to do this on stage…wait till Naruto hears about this –he'll have a field day," the Uchiha rubbed his forehead in irritation as well as exhaustion, "well…whatever…I better get paid for doing this though and it's gonna be good practice in bed too for later on…"

And with that, the Uchiha brushed his teeth (with his baby blue toothbrush), washed his face (with the matching towel), brushed his hair (with the pink hairbrush), and tucked himself in (on the magenta bed), and promptly fell asleep (next to his cute stuffed rabbit, a cheap imitation of the Velveteen Rabbit©)

(dream sequence starts)

Sasuke found himself in a bottomless hole, and he began struggling unsuccessfully to get back up onto solid ground, but eventually hit the ground with an 'omph'.

"What the hell?!" Sasuke muttered under his breath, scanning his surroundings with his bloodshot Sharingan eyes.

Sasuke closed his eyes, willing himself out of his present uncomfortable situation. After a few seconds, he cracked open one eye, hoping that he was in his clean, warm (pink) bed. However, according to Neji, that was not what Fate had in store for him. The dark-haired Uchiha sighed again, and shouted 'Kai: Release!', but was still in the same damp, cave-like environment that was covered in dripping moss.

"Wheeeeeee!"

Sasuke cocked his head the direction of the sound that had caught his attention and waited.

"Lalalalala!"

Sasuke's eyebrow rose and began to twitch on its own accord, with Sasuke trying to stop it from moving but to no avail. Suddenly, around a corner, a sea of pink flooded him and Sasuke found himself being trampled by mini Sasuke lookalikes with pink hair. After the tsunami of little Uchihas had calmed down and settled in the majority of the cave, a few notes of music soared and footsteps were heard.

After a few seconds, a foot, and then a leg appeared into Sasuke's line of vision. Sasuke looked harder, and then a lady stepped in, dressed in a white nightgown over her pale-white skin. Sasuke looked up.

It was Sakura, and she was offering him her hand.

"Wanna make some more Uchihas, Sasuke?"

(end dream sequence)

Sasuke woke up with a startled expression and immediately checked to see if he was back in his (oh so kawaii) bedroom, and breathed in relief. However, not all was well when he felt a familiar tingling sensation in his nether regions.

"Oh God….not again…" Sasuke groaned as he clutched there. He stumbled blindly into his bathroom and turned the cold water faucet on. After a few minutes, he navigated his way less blearily to his bed.

"Great…now I'm gonna fall asleep during tomorrow's play…I wonder who's going to play Juliet…it better not be Ino or Tenten or Shikamaru or Neji will rip my guts out…"

And with that, Sasuke fell into a more calmer sleep (filled with unicorns, flowers, and little teddy bears that resembled Gaara's).

(the day of the play)

Sasuke stumbled in onstage and began speaking his lines (revised by Mr. F who was currently seeking treatment for his neutering surgery) from memory.

"Oh Juliet! Where art thou, milady? I must bed you now before I head over to the blasted Mantua!"

Sakura appeared onstage in a high tower.

"Oh Romeo! How long have I waited for this night! Come to me, my fair prince and let us spend our wedding night together!"

Sakura and Sasuke began blushing while Kakashi hit the music that was to be played in the background.

oh, you touch my tralala,
mm my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala...
Oh, you touch my tralala
la lalala lalala...
mm, my ding ding dong.
la lalala lalala...

Deep in the night
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night
i'm looking for some love.
dedededeep in the night
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night
i'm looking for some...
Sasuke began climbing up the ladder that led to Sakura's (Juliet's) bedroom. While he was halfway up, he suddenly felt lightheaded, but continued on.

At the bedroom, Sasuke jumped in, and the stage suddenly opened up to unveil a huge room, with Sasuke and Sakura inside, standing in the middle while the audience oooohhhh and aaaahhhh-ed.

You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don´t here me,
i just can´t get enough of you boy.

Sakura and Sasuke stepped towards each other as the audience cheered. They got closer and closer…

Until….

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And that's what you're gonna get folks, so if you review quickly enough, I might just post the last chappie before New Year's. That's right people, the last chappie! –cries- Anyways, I've already got it planned out so all you people who have it either on your favorites or alerts or are just wicked cool people who are reading this, PLEASE REVIEW! –laughs evilly at the people who are dying to know what's going to happen-