Miracles
By Hannah Romerd

It has recently come to Ministry attention that two of the most infamous people have made an appearance in our world. James and Lily Potter were recently resurrected. The two have made their way into the Ministry of Magic and gotten their wands. They have also laid claim to their son Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived. No one knows their current residence seeing how no one saw fit to rebuild the monument cottage at Godric's Hollow. The place where their home once laid was dubbed 'Ground Zero' (1). It also has come to our attention that wrongly accused convict, Sirius Black has also been resurrected. We do know that the four are happily living together. Our star reporter Rita Skeeter is currently doing some snooping to find information on the new happy family. One wonders if the Potters will open their ancestral home 'The Lion's Den'. Albus Dumbledore was questioned as to how the three infamous people were brought back to life. Dumbledore replied with no comment except for the fact that if the method was revealed then more dead people will walk the earth. He suggests that we speak to this century's Necromancer, but seeing how the Necromancer is a dark creature, it will be unable for comment. We wish the three Potters and Black a happy life and hope to see them soon. We at the Profit would also like to apologize to Sirius Black for his wrongful imprisonment, but would like to make known that we always believed he was innocent. The only question that remains, Dear Reader, is what miracle is going to come next?

"The Profit is full of shit," Lily commented after reading the article out loud at breakfast.

"Lily, need I remind you that there are quiet a few children in your presence?" Remus asked in amusement.

"So?" Lily snorted. "We all know that they say worse when no adults are around. If they are at all like you three," she said referencing James, Sirius, and Remus, "they do so even with adults in the room."

"Just like we're in the room," Harry questioned innocently.

"Listen here, Harry Potter," Lily said. "I don't care how many psychopathic maniacs that try to take over the world you stop when you are one, but if you ever act slick you won't have children."

"So Lily," Sirius said, paling slightly. "You and Jamsie-boy having anymore kids? Harry needs a younger sibling."

Lily flushed and everyone at the table laughed. "Sirius that's not nice," Molly admonished.

"But funny," Ginny finished giggling.

"Fine," Lily snapped. "If you are all going to make fun of me then you aren't going to have me around for it." Lily slapped the paper on the table and left the kitchen in a huff to the amusement of everyone there.

FYI/FAQ:

What's with the short chapter?
Um. This was only a mini-chapter. It was here last time and only needed a little editing. Plus, the next chapter is not done yet, so I couldn't do a doble update like last time. Sorry. The next chapter should be up later this week.