Chapter Two: Survivor

Sonic was a terrible driver. So far, he had hit 23 other cars, caused 7 car accidents, knocked over 17 trees, hit 16 people, ran over 12 other objects, and gotten 20 tickets. He was also, at the moment, being chased by 60 police cars. He didn't notice them, because he had the radio on full blast.

Sonic also set fire to Shaddow's cds and threw the match out the window. Unfortunately for the police, there was a gas leak on the van Sonic was driving. The match lit up the gas, and the fire and gas made their was to the police cars. They all blew up. Sonic didn't notice because he was singing along.

"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!" He yelled, singing along to the music. All of the cars on the street could hear the music and Sonic singing along because he and the music were so loud.

Everyone that was strapped onto the top of the van couldn't plug their ears because they were obviously strapped down. Later on, they all had to go to the doctor's because their ears actually fell off, but that's another story.

Sonic turned around, still not noticing the now 85 police cars that were after him, and saw Bob the motorcycle. He didn't like Bob. So, he threw him out the window.

"NOOOOO!" Espio cried as he magically broke his straps and jumped on top of his motorcycle. He landed right on the handle bar and it hit his... happy place. Espio cried out in pain. He somehow caught up to the van and climbed inside along with Bob. Sonic turned back and saw him.

"ESPIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Sonic had to yell because of the music.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"WHAT!"

"TURN THE MUSIC OFF!"

"WHAT!"

"THE COPS ARE AFTER US!"

"WHAT!"

Espio turned off the radio.

"HEY!" Sonic exclaimed.

"The police are after this van!" Espio screamed.

"Geez, you don't have to yell!" Sonic yelled. "We can outspeed them!"

"NO, don't-"

Sonic put the van in full gear. They went very fast. The van sped right off of a cliff. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" everyone screamed.

They fell 100 000 feet and, somehow, the van landed upright. Everyone screamed and ran off. The ones that were strapped together had trouble running because they had to move their feet at the same time and kept tripping. The van then blew up.

Espio had saved Bob the motorcycle just in time. Knuckles was still mourning over his tarantcula. Everyone else was happy that Big was gone. Tails was sad that Cream was gone.

"Our stuff! It's all gone!" Rouge cried.

"Nice going, Sonic!" Shadow said.

"Yeah, thanks a lot!" Tails said.

"You're welcome!" Sonic replied with a warm smile, oblivious to the fact that it was a sarcastic comment and everyone was mad at him.

"What do we do now?"

They decided to form a survivor group. They had to choose a leader.

"I'll be the leader!" Sonic said. No one agreed. But, Sonic ended up being leader anyway.

"That's stupid." Shadow commented.

"IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO BE RUDE TO THE LEADER!" Sonic screamed. He pulled a vine and a cage came down over Shadow.

"I'LL BE RUDE ALLL I WANT! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Shadow yelled.

"Yes, I am!" Sonic said. "I have a staff!" Sonic held up a staff-shaped stick.

Shadow screamed, "I'LL TAKE YOUR Blocked Blocked STAFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-"

Sonic whistled and a bunch of monkeys appeared. "Guards", Sonic said, "Take him away."

The monkeys didn't know what Sonic was talking about, but they decided that Shadow looked like a piniata and they took him away to whack him with sticks until candy came out.

"NOOOOOOOOO..." Shadow wailed. "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SONIC!"

"Anyone else have any comments?" Sonic asked. Everyone remained silent. "Good. We will have our first challenge after we choose teams. Espio, Charmy, and Vector, and Bob- you're team Chaotix. Amy, Tails, and Cream- WHERE'D CREAM COME FROM! Anyway, you're team Annoying."

"HEY!"

"Knuckles, Omega, Rouge, and I- we're team Better-Than-You."

"Whoopie." Rouge said without any expression. "Can't I be with team Annoying?"

"HEY!"

"Permission granted. You are with team Annoying."

"HEY!" Tails said again.

"I'm not annoying!" Cream cried. Tails and Cream ran around in circles crying and bumped into each other. Then they fell on the ground crying more.

"Our first challenge is... a race!" Sonic said. "Teams, choose your fastest person!"

Team Chaotix chose Bob, team Annoying chose Amy, and team Better-Than-You chose Sonic. Well, actually, Sonic chose Sonic.

The race began. Sonic won instantly. Next was Amy, and 3rd was Bob.

Later that night, they were all getting ready to vote someone off. Vector and Charmy didn't like Bob. They decided to vote him out.

"OKAY! Let's read the votes! 1st vote; Vector... 2nd vote; Charmy... 3rd vote... Bob... and the last vote... he one voted out is..." At this Sonic paused and then yelled, "BOB!"

Espio cried.

"The person (or motorcycle) voted out of this round will face the fate of us eating him/her/it for food!" Sonic yelled. Drums began to play as they tried to haul Bob, the sacrifice, into a stove-in-a-can that Tails had brought with him.

"NOOOOOOO!" Espio cried. "YOU... you CANIBALS! YOU CAN NOT EAT BOB!"

"He's right." Rouge agreed. "Bob would taste horrible."

"Hmmm... that's not entertaining, interesting, or even pineapples if he's not sacrificed!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Wait... what was that about pineapples?" Amy asked in confusion.

"Oh, nothing, nothing..."

"LET'S THROW HIM INTO CROCODILE-INFESTED WATERS!" Knuckles yelled. Everyone began chanting. "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"

"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Espio. They threw Bob the motorcycle into the crocodile-infested waters. A crocodile was about to eat Bob, but the crocodile was swallowed by a shark. Espio leaped for joy, and hit his head on a tree branch. Unfortunately for Bob, the shark swallowed Bob too.

"WHAT!" Espio cried. "NOOOOOO! BOB!" They all went back to the huts in the trees they had made. Espio cried all night.