Chapter Three: Survivor part 2
The next morning, Espio was still crying. It was time for the 2nd challenge.
"OKAY!" Sonic yelled. "We will now have a contest to see who can eat the most animal poop!"
"EWW!" everyone said.
"I will choose the contestants!" Sonic announced. "From team Chaotix... Vector! From team Annoying... Amy! From team Better-Than-You... Omega!"
Everyone booed.
The contest began. Omega was devouring it by the tons because he had no sense of taste. Amy just stared at it. Vector gulped and started eating some of it. He puked. Amy just fainted.
"Since Amy has eaten the least amount and is unable to continue, team Annoying will have one member voted off!" Sonic yelled.
Cream cried.
Later that night...
They were all getting ready to vote. Cream and Tails were plotting. They decided to vote Rouge off. Amy and Rouge were also plotting; they were plotting to vote Tails off.
"...And here are our results!" Sonic announced.
"Sonic..." Amy said. "We havn't even voted yet..."
"Oh. Well, what're you wait'in for? Get voting!"
"...And here are our results!" Sonic announced again. "I don't like the long way they announce it on the show Survivor, so I'll just tell you! Rouge got 2 votes and Tails got 2 votes. So, you are both going to be sacrificed."
Tails and Roge gulped and tried to run away, but they grabbed them and threw them off of a cliff. Since they both could fly, they just flew back to civilization, thinking about how stupid Sonic and the others were and wondering why they hadn't done so in the first place.
"And so we begin our 3rd challenge!" Sonic said. Everyone, minus Bob, Tails and Rouge were there, and minus Espio whom was up in his hut crying. "This time, both teams that lose will vote someone out! The 3rd challenge will be... dancing!"
"DANCING!" everyone asked.
"Duuuuuh... I'll do it!" said Big, whom had magically appeared and was with team Annoying.
"HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP GETTING HERE!" Sonic screamed.
"You tell me." said Ronald MacDonald. "Everybody c'mon... PUT A SMILE ON!"
Sonic threw Ronald MacDonald up and away into the distance. "Okay," he said with a strange look on his face. "Completely disregarding THAT... Big will dance for team Annoying, Charmy for team Chaotix... and Knuckles for team Better-Than-You. GO!"
Big just stared. Then he started doing the funky chicken. Knuckles breakdanced. Charmy stared, not knowing what to do. He started doing moves like Britney Spears in those music videos.
"Where'd you learn that from?" Sonic asked.
"Vector." Charmy replied. "He watches these things all the time. He dances alongs... he sings along..."
"Oh... kay then..."
Vector gulped.
"WEEEELL, since Big obviously sucks, and he's kinda creeping me out... Big loses... and since Charmy is using feminine moves... and also creeping me out... he loses too." Sonic said.
Vector and Espio decided to vote Charmy out because he had lost them the challenge. All of team Annoying decided to vote out Big. Even Big was in on it.
"AND NOW!" Sonic yelled. "THE RESULTS FOR TEAM CHAOTIX!"
"Why are you yelling!" Knuckles asked, annoyed.
"I'M NOT YELLING!" Sonic screamed. "THE RESULTS ARE... 2 VOTES CHARMY, 1 VOTE ESPIO! BUH-BYE!"
"STOP YELLING!"
"WHAT YELLING?"
"SHUT UP!"
"OKAY, NOW HERE ARE THE RESULTS FOR TEAM ANNOYING! 3 VOTES BIG! IT SEEMS THAT EVEN BIG VOTED HIMSELF OUT!" Sonic yelled. "GOODBYE BIG AND CHARMY!"
Everyone began chanting, "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"
They set Charmy and Big adrift on a raft out to sea. Charmy just flew away back to civilization. Big just stupidly stared, not even realizing he was in any danger. He ended up floating away to civilization.
Espio cried, not because they were stranded or Charmy was gone, but because Bob the motorcycle was gone. Espio sobbed heavily. Everyone kept telling him to shut up.
"OKAY!" Sonic screamed for no particular reason. "Today we have an ultra-challenge... both teams that lose this round are banished! LET'S BEGIN!"
"So... what's the challenge then?"
"I JUST TOLD YOU!"
"No, you didn't!"
"Oh, I didn't?" Sonic stopped. "Okay then. The first team to de-code this wins: boogahla whoogala scooby dooby wahutuyersedg! GO!"
Everone stared awkwardly at him.
"Well", Sonic said, "It means, 'I want a scooby snack', so my team wins!"
"But... but that's not fair!"
"Why not?"
"It's NOT fair because you knew the answer!"
"Life isn't fair. I heard that somewhere."
Cages came down over team Chaotix and team Annoying, and a cage even came down on Espio up in his hut where he was crying.
"AND NOW!" Sonic announced "The teams voted off will vote for the new CHAMPION! This awesome hedgehog, that oily robot, or that smelly echidna!"
Knuckles stopped dead. He had forgot to use deodorant that day, because it had blown up with the car. He sniffed his armpit and fainted.
Everyone stared. Then they all said, at the same time, "Omega."
"WHAT!" Sonic cried out. "I'M WAY COOLER THAN HIM!"
"Hey..." Knuckles said. "Just a thought, but... couldn't we have got Tails, Rouge, Cream and Charmy to fly us back up the cliff?"
Everyone stopped and stared. Sonic strangled Knuckles. "YOU IDIOT!" He screamed. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT EARLIER!"
"Weeell..." Knuckles admitted, "I actually wanted to see who would win."
"AUGH!" Sonic yelled as he tackled Knuckles onto the ground.
"Hey..." Amy said. "Cream's still here..."
Everyone looked at Cream expectantly.
"But... I'm not strong enough to get you all up there..." Cream said sadly.
"THAT'S OKAY!" Sonic screamed for no reason. "You can just take me up! We don't need those guys!"
Everyone whacked Sonic with tree branches and big sticks until he was unconious. Espio then continued to poke Sonic with a long, pointy stick because it was so fun. "Hee hee hee" Espio giggled, which is very unusual.