A/N Sorry about the long update, but I was playing my new Wii nonstop. Anyway, here's chapter 2 of my fic!
Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura looked at Naruto awkwardly, the three were dumfounded at what Naruto had just said.
"What was it that you like again?" Kakashi asked Naruto. Naruto(Or should I say Cheese since he is in Naruto's body) smiled, and said "I like chocolate milk!"
Kakashi sweat dropped and thought to himself "Great, I have an avenger, a fan girl, and a kid who likes chocolate milk. This is going to be a long day."
Naruto(Cheese) looked at Sakura and said "You're hair is pretty and pink, and it smells like strawberries."
"Shut up Naruto, I don't remember asking for you're opinion on my hair." Sakura spat. Naruto(Cheese) then looked at Sasuke, and screamed "There's a bird on his head!"
Sasuke's anger grew, "Is he trying to make fun of my hair?"
Kakashi seeing that nothing was going well, decided to break up the commotion with an announcement. "Ok, listen up, tomorrow we will be having a survival test. This test will decide if you're worthy enough to become a ninja. You see, to many academy students have graduated, so we must eliminate a few."
Sasuke and Sakura nodded, while Nruto(Cheese) was picking his nose and going "LA LE LI LO LUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
Kakashi then got up to leave "We'll be meeting at the training grounds tomorrow morning at eight. Oh and don't eat any breakfast, because you'll just end up vomiting anyway." Kakashi disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Sasuke was getting up to leave, when Naruto(Cheese) started to jump over him multiple times. "Naruto, what the heck are you doing?"
Naruto(Cheese) then haulted, and said "Nothing, I just want crackers." Sasuke rose an eyebrow, and knew something was wrong. Naruto was an idiot, but that this stupid. "Alright Naruto, cut the act, stop acting like a complete idiot."
Naruto(Cheese) then pulled out a toy horse, and then began to say "Here's my horsie!" Bata pup Bata pup Bata pup pup pup pup, Star Wars sound affects BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Sasuke sweat dropped, and was about to punch Naruto straight acroos the rooftop, but then Naruto(Cheese) yelled "Now you're a horsie! Giddy up!" he then jumped on Sasuke.
"This floor tastes funny." Naruto(Cheese) said licking the floor.
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Two dark figures made they're way through the woods. They wore a long black coat with red clouds around them, they also had on hats that covered most of they're faces.
Itachi stopped when the Konoha gates came into view, when Kisame saw this, he asked Itachi "What wrong Itachi-san?"
Itachi said nothing, and continued walking. "Remember, where're here to capture Naruto. So no slacking off." Itachi reminded.
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Naruto(Cheese) was walking through the forest, singing "Mary had a little lamb" to himself, although, it was his version of the song.
Mary had a little lamb that ate her hand, ate her hand, ate her hand,
Mary had a little lamb it's fur was like a mold,
Mary's lamb had a stamp, had a stamp, had a stamp,
Mary's little lamb stamped it on a letter and mailed it to Jamaica.
And then Mary's little lamb destroyed all humanity by eating they're hands!
(Hehe, I know it sounds retarded, but my little bro is kind of helping me out on this one, and most of this fic is based on his ideas, so if you like it. Give props to my bro ok?)
As he sang, Naruto(Cheese) bumped into a man wearing a black coat with red clouds on it.
Itachi looked down on the Jinchuuriki, it was definantly Naruto. "Well Naruto, you saved us the trouble having to locate you. So now, you're coming with us." Naruto(Cheese) smiled and said "Ok."
Kisame rose an eyebrow, "Well that was easy." Kisame then drew out his sword, Samehada, and pointed at Naruto with it. "It'd be annoying if he walked, I say we cut off a leg or two."
Naruuto(Cheese) looked at Kisame with anger, and said "Quiet fishy!" he then jumped on Kisame, and bit his arm.
"Ow!" Kisame screamed dropping his sword. "Why you little brat! I'll cut off your mouth also!"
Itachi was about to laugh at the comical scene, but he didn't want to laugh on the count of that Kisame wouldnt let Itachi off so easily.
"Alright you two, that's enough, we're going back to the lair." Itachi said.
"But Itachi, we just got here, can't we just rest?" Kisame complained.
Itachi sweat dropped, and responded "We are going to use my transportation jutsu to get there."
Kisame eyes widened "Why didn't you do that so we wouldn't have to walk all this way?"
Itachi shrugged, "Because its cooler when we walk, it builds up the suspense."
A/N I know it was short, but hey, all this is from the mind of a 9 year old. Remember, credit goes to my little bro.