A/N Ok, about Naruto being in cheese's body, that'll be on chapter six, I'm giving Naruto(Cheese) five chapters, and Cheese(Naruto) five chapters also. And then it'll be random. Oh, in case of confusion:
Naruto(Cheese) Cheese in Naruto's body
Cheese(Naruto) Naruto in Cheese's body
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Itachi, Kisame, and Naruto(Cheese) appeared before the seven other Akatsuki members, who were gossiping about evil deeds they have done in the past. When The Leader laid his eyes on Naruto(Cheese) his eyes widened.
"You two already caught the Kyuubi so fast?" The leader said in surprise.
"Yeah," Itachi responded "it was very easy, he didn't resist and no one was around. Also, my foolish little brother wasn't around to interfere."
Deidara then smiled "He didn't resist, hmm? Well then, he must be very stupid, hmm?"
Naruto(Cheese) frowned at the blonde, there was nothing that made Cheese madder than being called stupid. Naruto's(Cheese's) mouth foamed, and his eyes turned red. Naruto(Cheese) then yelled "GOONGALA LOOGALA MOOGALA!!!!!!!!" he then jumped on Deidara, and began pulling on his hair with his teeth.
"GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF….HMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara yelled while he ran around in circles waving his hands around like a maniac. The Akatsuki members all had they're eyes widened and had huge sweat drops.
"This must be the power of the Kyuubi" Zetsu pointed out.
"Someone should do something." Kisame whispered to Itachi.
"There's no way I'm getting near him." Itachi said backing away from the scary scene, and then hid behind a rock.
Hidan, Kakuzo, (and the unrevealed member) were laughing they're heads off. The Leader, being impatient, decided to put a stop to the scene.
"Alright," The Leader began "let's just get this Kyuubi off of him."
All of a sudden, Naruto(Cheese) calmed down, and jumped off of Deidara, who immediately went into fiddle position, and began to rock back and forth muttering "Must be nice to foxy, must be nice to foxy…"
Itachi peeked from his rock, and said "Is it over?"
Kisame nodded to Itachi, who discreetly came out of his hiding place.
"Well, that was very… bizarre." Kisame pointed out.
The Leader looked at Naruto(Cheese) and sweat dropped, then sighed. "Um, I think I'll postpone the extraction of the Kyuubi. For now Naruto, take a look around, since you won't live for long."
Naruto(Cheese) frowned again, and foamed at the mouth, his eyes turned red. "You say me no live!"
The Leader sweat dropped, and took a step back, then went into a full sprint around the cave. With Naruto(Cheese) chasing him yelling "GOONGALA LOOGALA MOONGALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Itachi's eyes widened, "If you need me, I'll be hiding behind the rock." Itachi slowly went back to hiding behind the rock again.
30 minutes later
After thirty minutes of complete mayhem at the Akatsuki lair, Naruto(Cheese) was finally calmed down when he saw Sasori eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Which Naruto(Cheese) began begging for it until Sasori gave it up.
The Leader then decided to call a meeting with all the Akatsuki members. The Leader took a good look around to see if everyone was present, he counted eight heads, plus he made nine. Everyone was present, even Naruto(Cheese) who sat in the middle of the Akatsuki circle.
"Alright," The Leader began "like I said, I'm going to postpone the extraction until further notice. In the mean time, do not, I repeat, DO NOT say anything to make him upset. Just give him what he wants, and don't get in his way, it seems that he is angered easily."
Sasori was sobbing, "It took me exactly three hours to make that sandwich, and now its gone. D'"
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A/N Well I enjoy writing this fic. Please R And R. LOL, I just love it when Itachi hid behind the rock! D