"Hello, and welcome to Never Gonna Happen!" RVOON yelled walking on stage, with silver hair, a newsboy cap on and a shir that said 'emo's need not apply' with a picture of Sasuke on it saying 'I hate my life' "The show where I'm made up and the emo's don't matter!" She sat down in the host chair " I'm Moron (A/N: I don't own Maury), and on today's show we have people who are so obsessed with something that they don't realize what they have already. Please welcome Naruto!"
"Who are you?" Naruto asked, looking around the studio
"I'm RVOON, and you're on Never Gonna Happen! Now Naruto, I understand you have an obsession with ramen-"
"Ramen? Where?"
"Uhh, right. You also are obsessed with becoming Hokage and bringing Sasuke back- wait when did we get a ramen stand?"
"It's my own personal Portable Ichiraku, I never leave home without it!" Naruto said turning to the camera. "Ichiraku, mmm, delicious" he flashed a smile.
"Okay, but what Naruto seems not to realize is that he can't marry Ramen!"
"I can't? But, but I was gonna propose tonight!" Naruto cried, clutching his Portable Ichiraku.
"But, you CAN marry Hinata!" RVOON moved aside to reveal a HUGE poster of Hinata.
"Hinata? But, what about the Ramen?"
"Hinata likes ramen."
"but I can't betray the ramen!" Naruto yelled
"Oy, listen. Hinata is better then ramen, and…she has cookies?"
"Cookies?" Kiba asked, jumping onto the stage.
"We're not ready for you yet. You'll be on dail-a-date (A/N: I don't own dial-date; by the way see more about dial a date at the end of the fic!), for now… Naruto, what do you think of Hinata?"
"Uhh, well she's cute and-"
"Stop right there, this kid's thicker then my uncle's skull." RVOON pulls a curtain that reveals Hinata, blushing.
"N-Naruto-kun, do you want to get ramen with me?"
"Sure!" Naruto smiles and they walk off.
"That was tough…anyway…Next time! Sasuke!"
Hope you liked this chapter, sorry I took so long, I'm lazier then Kakashi and Shikamaru put together. By the way, if you're interested, I'm going to be doing a Dail-a-date sequel, where we have 3 bachelors or bachelorettes try out for a date with a Naruto character. We're gonna have Kakashi, Kiba, Garra, Kankuro, Anko, Ino and a few other characters that you can date. If you're interested in being on this, just review with your name), a few things about you, and which character you'd like to compete with other girls or guys for and why you would be best with them.