dodges angry hamsters okay, okay! Geez I updated. don't kill me fangirls. Oh and I don't own naruto.
RVOON jumped onstage, with her blue hair pulled into a ponytail "I've been waiting for this! Happy new year everyone, and welcome to never gonna happen, the show where you have hopes, dreams and ambitions, and we crush them!" she sat in a chair "Today we have the duck butt emo, Sasuke in the hot seat. No really, it's the hot seat, I put a heater on it. I've requested soundproof glass put into the studio today, because of all the screaming fangirls who came to the show in 'I love Sasuke' shirts." In the crowd the guys ears are bleeding from the rabid fangirl screams.
"Why the hell am I here?" Sasuke sat in the chair and rubbed his eyes.
"To pay off some of Tsunade's debt for loosing to my producer in twenty poker matches straight. We've got you for the dating game, too." He smacked his face "Anyway, emo boy you want to kill your brother."
He nodded, and there were flames in the background "Absolutely. I'll kill him and-"
"Avenge your clan?" he nodded "umm, can you stop being so…ambitious? You set the couch on fire."
"Oh, sorry."
"So, after you do that, what?"
"I never thought of that….revive my" fangirl screams, and the barrier and soundproof wall broke down "-clan?"
Streams of fangirls poured into the set "I didn't even know we had that much room in the studio…well anyway we've gotta go dump the bodies! See you next time! Where we'll have Gaara on!"
The voiceover came on "This show is brought to you by Akatsuki, 'foolish little brother, revenge is for main characters'."