Disclamer:Kalim,still mine.DEAL!
Chapter 2
"I need to go to an asylum."Kilam picked up his keys and blacked out again.Not again!Kilam woke up in a desert."I really need pyscological help."
"Hey!What are you doing here!"A blonde boy with a vest,black pants and many other accessories that made a christmas tree dull.
"Where am I?"
"How do you not know the Estersands,kid?"
"Esterwha?Also,I'm 11 douche."
"Estersands.Where are you from anyway?"
"Chicago,IL"
"What does that stand for?"
"Uh,Illinois."
"Ooookay.So do you know what Rabanastre is?"
"No."
"Have you been to an asylum lately?"
"Have you seen your messed up abs lately?"
"Don't push your luck."
"If you don't mind me,I'm going to go kill someth-Is that a tomato?"
"I almost forgot about that ma-Hey!That's my hunt!"
Vaan ran in front Kalim and attacked the tomato.Tomato jumps off a cliff."He committed suicide.He's alive?I get to kill it!"Kilam dived off the small cliff choking the tomato with his keys."What are you waiting for!?!Kill it!"Kilam yelled as Vaan cut the tomato's head off and took a bite.
"You sick creep!"
"Wanna bite!"
"Are you crazy!?!"
"Are you!?!"
"Probably!"
"I can't believe you're afraid of a tomato!"
"Grow up!"
"You're 11!"
"You act like you're 10!Ya know what!?!Forget you,forget this desert.Also,thanks for the paper telling me where to get the reward."Kilam ran off and got attacked by 3 wovles.
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Sorry about the short chapters,it's just easier for me to update this way.Please review.