I know this chapter isn't very long, but I just had to add it. You'll find out why later 8D

Anyway, enjoy it!

Let's see…where is that hair salon again…? Kakashi asked himself mentally as he wandered through the busy street.

Kakashi had received several stares from both men and women, most of them practically screaming WTF happened to him? , and a few of them stared at him suggestively. Since he was a highly trained Shinobi, he didn't let his discomfort show…that much, anyway, besides, he had gotten used to wearing the overly tight pants and revealing black shirt.

Just then, a girl with long brown hair in a low ponytail began to follow Kakashi as he walked down the road. She stared at him with wide eyes as she followed him.

Kakashi stopped walking and so did the girl behind him. He turned around and faced her.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm GOD!" the girl, God, replied.

"Okay…" Kakashi said taking a step away from her. "Why are you following me?"

"Because I can!" she replied loudly.

Kakashi merely shrugged and turned around to continue walking, but then he noticed a vending machine not too far off. Curious as to what was inside it, he wandered over to the machine (with God following him). He saw that the machine had different types of soda in it.

Suddenly feeling thirsty, Kakashi reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet.

"Hey, God, you want anything?" Kakashi asked turning to her.

"Foolish man!" God cried. "I have no need for your mortal drinks of sugar, carbohydrates, and calories! I can make my own!"

God held out her hands and appeared to be concentrating really hard on them. She put her hands down for a moment and then tried again. She tried yet again, but got the same result.

"…Do you want a Pepsi?" Kakashi asked finally.

"Sure," God replied. "I'm too tired to make my own soda anyway…"

"Right…" Kakashi said turning back to the machine.

I didn't realize that there were so many crazy people here… Kakashi thought as he got a Pepsi out of the machine for God. He then got himself a Mountain Dew.

"Here," Kakashi said holding out her Pepsi.

"Thanks, mortal," God said accepting the soda. She opened the soda and then proceeded to drink it.

Just as Kakashi was about to drink his soda, he looked over God's shoulder.

"Hey, what's that?" he asked pointing behind God.

"What?" she asked turning around.

There was nothing there so God turned back around only to find Kakashi holding an empty can of Mountain Dew.

"Hey!" God exclaimed. "You dumped your soda away!"

"No I didn't," Kakashi spoke shaking his head. "I drank it when you weren't looking."

"Ha! You cannot fool GOD!" the girl said loudly.

"Oh really?" Kakashi asked raising an eyebrow. He then put a hand behind his back and held up three fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Oh please, that's so old-school," God said waving a hand at him.

"Well, if you can't do it—" Kakashi started to say.

"Three!" God interrupted.

Kakashi blinked. "Lucky guess." He then switched it to two. "How about now?"

"Two," she replied crossing her arms.

Kakashi's eyes narrowed and he opened up his whole hand.

"Three," God smirked.

"Wrong," Kakashi said holding out his hand. "I had five up."

"The pinky and thumb don't count as fingers," she said smartly. "I should know; I am GOD after all…"

"Smartass…" Kakashi muttered as he turned to a nearby trashcan.

"What was that?" God asked crushing her now empty can.

"Oh nothing," Kakashi replied innocently as he looked over his shoulder.

He turned back to the trashcan and tossed his can into it. Kakashi turned back around and started to walk away, when something hit him in the back of the head. He turned around and noticed his soda can on the ground behind him.

"What the—?" he started to say, but something unexpected stopped him.

A hobo stood up inside the trashcan! The hobo was a girl with long, pale brown hair wearing a snow hat, leather jacket, and fingerless gloves, and she appeared angry.

"Oh my me!" God cried in surprise.

The hobo glared at Kakashi.

"HOW COULD YOU THROW A PIECE OF GARBAGE INTO MY LABORATORY?!!" the girl shouted angrily. "HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!! IT'S A SECRET LABORATORY!! THE SQUIRRELS TOLD YOU, DIDN'T THEY?!! I KNEW IT!! THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY NUTS FROM ME TODAY, THAT'S FOR SURE!!"

"Um…" was all Kakashi could say.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY LABORATORY!!!!" the hobo girl shouted at him.

She reached into the trashcan, pulled out a sticky note, and stuck it on the front of the trashcan. She then picked up the trashcan lid on the ground and slammed it back onto the trashcan as she sat back down in it.

Kakashi stared at the trashcan for a moment before turning to God.

"Tell me…why did you create hobos?" Kakashi asked curiously.

"Funny thing…I don't remember," God replied rubbing the back of her head.

"…I sense a flashback." Kakashi stated.

Flashback

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" the surrounding people chanted as God guzzled down a large mug of sake.

All I remember is getting drunk at my friend's bachelorette party and then waking up the next morning with all those hobos running around…

End Flashback

"That was an awesome party…" God said with a dreamy smile. "Well, I gotta go now. Later."

"See ya, God," Kakashi said as the girl walked away.

This has been a very strange day… Kakashi thought as he continued on his quest to find the hair salon.

I know that there was no prank, but it was still random and funny.