Chapter two
By Cherry-sama
AN: Hey… I'm back… And um… Read please… (Tofu Website isn't real… I think…)
/Takaomi's Answering Machine/
Takaomi: Hey. This is Takaomi Kai. This random person, who I suspect that was stalking me, gave me this answering machine. She said her name was Cherry-sama and this was a free present from Tofu Website… Does anyone know what the Tofu Website is?
#BEEP#
Message 1: Hi! This is Yuuki! Umm… I'm returning your call… And I have a question… What did you say that the end?
Kousuke: He said: 'BYE!'
Yuuki: Before that!
Youji: YOUICHI'S BEING MEAN AGAIN!
Youichi: I'm not! YUUKI! TELL HIM WHO'S RIGHT!
Yuuki: SHUT UP! Anyways… Takaomi… Do you know what happened to my blow drier? I searched the house and I can't find it… Do you think I forgot it at your place?
Kousuke: Why at his place?
Yuuki: Ummm…
#BEEP#
Message 2: TAKAOMI! It's Nachi Izumi! I was wondering… WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? WHY DO YOU LOVE YUUKI, BUT NOT ME? AREN'T I PRETTY ENOUGH? Well… It would help if I were a woman… TAKAOMI! I LOVE YOU SOOO! But alas, if Yuuki manages to win your heart, I still have Souta! OHHH SOUTA DARLING!
#BEEP#
Message 3: Ummm… Takaomi? It's me Souta… Souta Inaba… Ummm… Nachi's acting weird…I mean more than usual… He keeps rambling on about how he loves you and stuff about a blow…something… Anyways… Keima's gone… I asked his parents where he is and they only said that he wasn't finished sorting… I've tried all sorts of theories but I've hadn't been able to get the answer…or a logical one… Maybe if I try to lure him with a bunch of trash, I'll be able to find him…
#BEEP#
Message 4: …How does this work? Ahem. This is Miss Nakime. I seemed to have reached a connection in the Real World, from the Dream World. You see, somehow this Cherry-sama person has given all the people in our world answering machines too… But for some odd reason, most people can't use them because we don't have a single phone, because we haven't invented any… However, I have somehow managed to create a phone out of plants and berries, which I am using now. However, I am currently being attacked by the local wildlife that want to eat my phone.
Bear: ROOOOAAAARRRR!
Bees: BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!
Miss Nakime: AHHH! GET BACK YOU ANIMALS! EAT SOMETHING ELSE!
(sounds of roaring, buzzing, fighting back, and chomping sounds are heard)
Miss Nakime: OH NO! MY PHO—
#BEEP#
Message 5: (snickering is heard in background) Hee-hee-hee…shush! It's on!
Boy 2: Okay.
Boy 3: Let's go.
Boy 1: (louder voice) GREETING, young one! I am the president of the Tofu Website!
Boy 3: And we're his assistants!
Boy 2: Yep yep! We are good stalkers!
Boy 1: And we'd like you to know that Cherry-sama is our biggest…umm…
Boy 2: Contestant!
Boy 1: Yes! Contestant! Anyways, we'd like you to—
Yuuki: O.o What are you guys doing?
Boy 1/Kousuke: Ummm…
Boy 2/Youji: Uhhh…
Boy 3/Youichi: Errr…
Yuuki: Who are you calling?
Kousuke: …You'll never find out!
Yuuki: Hey! Don't hang up the phon—
AN: Yeah… I'm done this chapter… This took me a lot less than last chapter… Please review!