Me:Hey pips. Sorry I haven't been back in so long, just talkin' to remind you all that yes, I am still alive. Sorry to disappoint you. My internet's off tear, so I'm usin' meh cousin's compie. I'll update more when I can get money to pay the bill. Bye, y'all...

Ed: BYE!!!!!!!!

Al: sigh Shut up Edward.

Roy: pose Godbye my beloved fans!

Me: hits Roy Leave MY fans alone, loser.

Roy: Loser? pathetic whimper Loser... that's almost worse than calling me useless...

Me:shakes head Anyway, bye, I'll try to update soon. Not...