Chapter 3: Michi and the Origin of Spongebob

A blonde-haired kunoichi sat on the edge of a bridge, her pigtails blowing in the wind. (See? Told ya it wasn't Ino!)

"Today..." she whispered. "Today... is Tuesday."

Insert about ten minutes of exaggerated silence.

"Ichiraku's is having an all-you-can-eat day!!!"

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Kiseki was sitting under a tree and talking to Aresu. AT THE SAME TIME! (Don't ask... I'm pretty sure it was a TV show...)

"Kiseki-chan, you know we can't get rid of Spongebob. Heck, we all hate him, but Tsunade-sama won't let us make movies without him!" Aresu was being logical.

Wait. Aresu is not logical. My mind must be playing tricks on me! Maybe it was the coffee I drank today.

"Why are you being logical? Did you drink from the everlasting bottle of sake? My everlasting bottle of sake? WHERE IS IT???" Kiseki was up to the point where she was strangling her cousin.

"Calm down!" Aresu was turning blue. (Speaking of which, if you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?)

"Gomen nesai!"

"Come on. Ichiraku's is having an all-you-can-eat day!" Aresu screamed.

"Amen!" (I wonder why I said this. I knew I shouldn't have drunk coffee today.)

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But when they got there, the saw a horrible sight.

Kiseki screamed, "Michi-chan! You came back!" Kiseki ran to hug her long-lost sister. (Note: As of today, she is not my sister anymore. She tried to make Naruto her twin brother, therefore making me his sister in the process. I wasn't too into the idea of inter-family relationships. She's still my sister in the story!)

"Kiseki-chan, I was only at the store for five minutes OH MY GOD, DON'T HUG ME WOMAN! YOU HAVE RABIES!"

"Really?"

Michi rolled her eyes. "Yes. We've always known you have rabies-"

"No, not that! The other thing."

"Oh. That. Well, duh! Of course I was at the store! You have no more Mexican-style potatoes!"

"So that's where all the Mexican-style potatoes went!" Kiseki nodded, very proud. "The whole world makes sense again!"

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"So... you're making a movie? Is Onii-chan gonna be in it?" Michi clapped her hands like a four-year-old. "I'll bet if I was a movie star, Neji-kun and Sasuke-kun would both be fighting for who gets to marry me!

"And where would you be then?" Kiseki asked. "And, no! Of course Onii-chan's not gonna be in it! He's dead!" (Zabuza is my Onii-chan. I took back all of my original relatives, meaning I get Uncle Kakashi and Uncle Orochimaru! And my good 'ole cousin Aresu.)

"Well... I suppose I would take... Sasuke! He's hot! But..." and Michi started to go on about her usual argument with herself.

The sad part was, as much as she hated him, Kiseki would still have to admit that Sasuke was hot. It still depresses me. BUT NARUTO'S STILL BETTER!

"Then again, wasn't Onii-chan's death because of Haku?" Kiseki pointed out.

"Yeah, kinda... I guess. Da-" Kiseki hurriedly covered Michi's mouth with her hand.

"Shh! This is a Spongebob-watched community!"

"Nani? Spongebob's still alive? I thought we got an S-ranked mission to kill him..."

(Flashback)

There was yellow sponge everywhere. Each one of them became a full-sized Spongebob with a megaphone.

"Kami-sama..." Michi whispered. Then she turned to her sister and smacked her upside the head. "Why the mayonnaise did you do that? This is all your fault!"

A leader spongebob rose above the rest. "Come on people! Move! Show some muscle!" (This tempts me to sing 'Bop to the Top' from High School Musical.)

"Michi! What have you done?" Kiseki wailed.

(End flashback)

Kiseki sighed. "And it was all your fault, too."

"Ugh! We've been through this before! It was your Fire Dance jutsu, it was your stupid idea, and you knew that Spongebob multiplied in fire! Not to mention, it exploded the mall!"

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A/N: Chapter 3 done! I'm still ticked at Michi for that stupid incident that broke our sisterhood apart. NOW I'M NOT RELATED TO ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS BECAUSE OF HER STUPID IDEA TO HAVE A TWIN BROTHER!