Chapter 4: Sasuke's Got the Hots, Kiseki is PMSing

Dear Diary,

I thunk I finally made a new record. I blushed seven shades of red! Come on. Seven?! And... why did I even bother to make up an excuse for that? Everyone knows that my mother is dead. My God, she probably thunks I'm an idiot.

–Sasuke

(Wait. Doesn't she already? Man, my life sucks.)

Yes, Sasuke has a diary. Sad, huh?

But that's not the point. The Point is, he can freaking blush seven shades of red! Seven! That's six more than I can blush!

Okay. Real point is, out little teme has the hots for Kiseki...

...Wait till Michi finds out!

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"Alright! Listen up people! It's time for scene six of The Movie About Farm Animals and John Lennon and Gary Coleman! Places! I need the goat, the cow, and the sheep up here pronto!" Kiseki screamed. Anyone with eyes could tell that she was really ticked off today.

Kakashi picked that moment to ask a particularly bad question. Considering Kiseki's mood, it was even worse that normal.

"Are you, you know, PMSing?"

Kiseki glared daggers at him "Nani?" she asked in a voice that suggested instant death.

"Um, you're just kinda... you know, angry today. I just assumed..." he noticed the death-glares Kiseki was giving him. "Uh, I be going now."

"YOU'RE FIRED! AND DON'T EVEN THUNK ABOUT WATCHING TV WHEN YOU GET HOME, MISTER, 'CUZ YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kakashi started crying. He went into a fetal position and sucked his thumb.

Naruto walked over. "Aw, come on. Suck it up! You're a shinobi! She grounds me from TV all the time and I'm still here!" Him and Kakashi got into an argument over the importance of TV. Apparently, Kiseki controls the TV privileges and Naruto has superpowers! And they don't involve ramen! Gasp!

Kiseki was searching about, looking for a new guy to play the goat. "Crap. Where am I gonna find another guy to play the goat?" she thunked for a very long time. "I just know I'm gonna regret doing this..."

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"Okay, old man. You're re-hired. BUT YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED! ONE MORE CRACK LIKE THAT AND YOU'RE RE-FIRED!" Kiseki managed to shout all of that in a very nice voice. And we thunked Sasuke had talents!

Spongebob started taking control. "Okay, I need the goat, the sheep, and the cow! Come on, people! Places!"

Kiseki's eyes narrowed. "Don't make me use the Fire Dance jutsu."

Everyone tackled her. Apparently they all remembered last week's incident!

Neji and Kakashi walked up on stage, no problem.

Sasuke just stood there.

Kiseki walked up to him. "Hurry! My ninja career is at risk! Besides, you've been moo-ing for the past week in the privacy of your bathroom."

(Flashback)

Sasuke was in his bathroom, practicing his moos. Unfortunately, he still sounded like a dying cabbage. "Crap! How am I gonna impress Kiseki-chan is I can't moo like a manly man?"

"And just what would you know about manly men?"

Sasuke whirled around and blushed. "What- can't a man moo in the privacy of his own bathroom?"

(End flahsback)

Sasuke made a new record. He blushed ten shades of red! And then...

He did the unthunkable. He obeyed her!

But first, the unthunkable thing: He hugged her.

Kiseki smacked him upside the head and used her Byakugan to put together the new taijutsu move she had just made up.

Sasuke walked up on stage, slightly on fire and badly bruised, particularly all over his stupid head. (I'll explain the taijutsu move to anyone who asks!)

Needless to say, everyone laughed.

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A/N: I made Michi cry with this one. Haha! But... shudders Sasuke... hugged me! I FEEL CONTAMINATED! AUGH!