Hehe... got kinda lazy there for a while. Good thing my school doesn't do midterms or I'd be screwed! Not to mention I'm more focused on finding out what the hell emos eat! But now I have to practice for the school play and talent show, not to mention I'm writing two new Naruto fics! One is a one-shot though, so it's already done. I'm trying to finish this one in my notebook, plus I'm watching Naruto on YouTube and I'm only in episode 40! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life is over. I can't become emo because... I'm too... PERKY! NO!
Naruto: Oh, get over it already!
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Chapter 5: The Movie is Done and the Truth is Revealed!
Kiseki had gathered all the ninja involved with the movie. Other than the actors, there were stage crew fairies, graffiti artists, bombs, nuclear war starters, the works!
She put a video tape in the DVD player, and, shockingly, it worked! Though it wasn't quite what they expected...
Shino screamed, Naruto was in the bathroom so he was spared the horror, Sakura and Ino hugged each other and cried, Tenten fainted, Temari's eyes ran away, Gai's eyebrows fell off, Lee's hair fell out, Gaara grew a mustache, Kankuro lost his funny hat, Chouji ate his funny hat and began searching for Temari's eyes, Shikamaru ran around in circles at high speed screaming at the top of his lungs, and Kakashi grabbed Kiseki and started screaming at her. Oh yeah, the teme started screaming, "KISEKI! HOW COULD YOU?! I USED TO THUNK YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON! NOOOOOO!!!!" (Boy, does he have the wrong idea or what?!)
"HOW THE HAM SANDWICH DID YOU GET ICHA ICHA PARADISE ON VIDEO? IT'S NOT EVEN IN THEATERS YET!" Kakashi shrieked.
Kiseki shrugged. "Jiraiya's my uncle. I got all the books autographed."
The old man passed out.
The black-haired kunoichi made her way to the DVD player through the sea of chaos and tripped over Hinata and Neji who had fainted and were in a... questionable position.
She quickly switched the movie with the real one.
Meanwhile, Naruto was in the bathroom, searching for evidence. He finally found what it was he was looking for. "So she was PMSing." he said with a devilish grin.
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I know, I know. Short. Very short chapter. It makes me want to kills something... like Scandinavia! blows up Scandinavia I'm working on it, though. I've got the second part of this coming up soon.