I toldja so. I toldja so. I said I would update soon and I did! Hooray!

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Chapter 6: The Terrible Bet! Dun dun dun! (wow, a short chapter name!)

The movie turned out to be pretty good. In the end, Lee got drunk and destroyed the set, causing World War 79. It was obviously a happy ending with everyone running away screaming and then Sasuke hugged Kiseki so she kicked him in the balls. Yes, a happy ending indeed!

But things took a turn for the worse the next morning.

It started out as a normal day, with Kiseki hugging her Kyo plushie (Kyo, from Fruits Basket) and walking into the kitchen singing a bit of one of her favorite songs.

"Sousa kanashimi wo yasashisa ni/ Jibun rashisa wo chikara ni/ Mayoi nagara demo ii aruki dashite/ Mou ikkai/" she then started to hum the rest because it got kinda fast and she wasn't good at singing that part. Though she was a pretty good singer anyway! (Very true. By the way, the song was Kanashimi wo yasashisa ni from Naruto, by Little by Little. Very good song.)

When she finally got to the kitchen (why did it take so long? The world may never know!) she saw Naruto eating ramen.

"What the ham sandwich are you doing in my house?" she asked him, a strange expression on her face. It was a mixture of confusion and much confusion.

Naruto gave her the same look. "This is my house. Iruka-sensei just made you move in when he found you after you ran away from the land of the waves when we were six."

"What's your point?"

"What do you mean?

"Maybe so, but in my book a clean toe is a happy toe!" Kiseki nodded. She was very famous for seven things.

a) her singing. She has won every one of Konohagakure's talent competitions so far.

b) being able to eat more than Chouji without gaining any weight, due to her high metabolism and shiny hair

c) eating more ramen than Naruto in less than five seconds

d) coming up with the most humiliating dares during parties at the teme's house that don't involve stripping

e) being able to get any guy she wanted, though she didn't seem to like any of them except for Naruto and Haku (but that only lasted about a week and now he's dead)

f) having the worst aim and killing more than 5,000 people by throwing one kunai, and

g) making people lose their train of thunks just by saying something very random.

She's also the reason that Konoha is watched by Spongebob and his minions. She's also friends with practically everybody there, with the exception of the teme.

With Naruto confuzzled, she started singing again, a different song. One that I haven't come up with yet.

...But I'm pretty sure it was Yasashisa no Tane, from CardCaptor Sakura.

"Shut up." Naruto grumbled.

"You're just upset because you lost your train of thunks." Kiseki retorted and began to sing the chorus to Minority by Green Day. "I wanna be the minority/ I don't need your authority/ Down with the moral majority/ 'Cause I wanna be the minority/" she would have finished the song but Naruto clamped a hand over her mouth.

"You can't go anywhere without singing can you?" he whispered in her ear. "Walking to training, on missions, while watching TV, and when you cool. What would happen if you were to, say, stop singing?"

"I'd explode. Now, get off my back. I can't hold you up much longer." Kiseki shifted her weight from one foot to the other. "Wait! I got it! Let's start a bet! Whoever cracks first owes the winner one hundred thousand yen!" (Yes, I know. In Naruto they use something different than yen. But I cannot translate ryo -or whatever it is, I can;t remember- into American money. Only yen. Deal with it.)

"Deal! You can't sing and... um..."

"You can't eat ramen!"

"Deal!"

It seemed like a good idea at the time, though neither of them knew what horrors and insanity awaited them- hey! Why are the horrors and insanity awaiting my anime self? I want horrors and insanity to await me too!

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In the next chapter:

What horrors and insanity await Naruto and Kiseki?

Why is everybody screaming?

What the hell is wrong with Tsunade?

Why is Naruto conversing with a bowl of Rice Krispies?

And why does the author want horrors and insanity to await her too?

Plus, Kiseki's mysterious past in revealed (sort of) in a bonus feature, following Chapter 7!