Theme: #46. Table sex
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of sex/perverted thoughts.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation or it's characters, nor do I make a profit from this story.
Summary: Tatsuha goes over to Ayaka and Maiko's apartment to help out with furniture only to overhear something a little "intimate" or so he thinks. So cliché it hurts.
Tatsuha didn't lust over lesbians as a rule and didn't drool over them like other guys his age. Lesbian sex, as far as he was concerned, meant sex he wasn't having. Which he wouldn't have had such a grudge over, except for the fact that he hadn't gotten his test results back yet. Long ago, Eiri had made him, no practically beaten Tatsuha until he'd promised to regularly test himself for STD's. While Tatsuha could appreciate his brother's concern, he hated the waiting.
He didn't exactly feel like going over to help the girls today, but he had the feeling that if he didn't, Maiko would either screech him out over the phone or worse yet, Ayaka wouldn't bake him the cookies he'd been promised and so rightfully deserved. He shouldn't have let himself get suckered into helping haul furniture, but unfortunately, Tatsuha had a male ego and when the girls had gone on about they needed a big, strong man, he'd fallen for it, even though he knew they were both just teasing him.
As he'd ducked into the apartment, he noticed that some of the unpacking had already been done. Not seeing any other sign of the two girls, Tatsuha decided to go to the kitchen and find his cookies, which he figured he was already earning just by being there. Just as he was about to push open the door, he heard a feminine gasp.
"Ouch!" It was clearly Ayaka's voice and it almost sounded like she was in pain. "You're not supposed to do it like that!"
"Just lay back and let me take care of it." He'd recognize Maiko's shrill voice anywhere, especially that commanding tone that often echoed her brother's. "Besides, you're a klutz when it comes to this sort of thing."
"But this table-"
"It's the perfect height!"
"But-" Ayaka's voice was cut off by the loud moan she gave, something that Tatsuha would have thought impossible for a demure girl who blushed when she received flowers. It was hot in a way that was very, very wrong; he was getting horny over the girl who had accidentally seen the dinosaur underwear he wore when he was five. He was also getting hot over her loud mouthed girlfriend, which was another possible problem.
Pressing his hand against the door handle, Tatsuha slowly turned it so that it didn't make a sound. As he opened the door a crack, Tatsuha found that his mouth was dry and his throat unusually tight. When he finally got a look at the two girls, he felt a twitch of rage and slammed the door open.
"You've got to be kidding me!" The scene before him didn't involve any nudity or fluids at all. Instead, all he saw was Ayaka sitting on the table, fully dressed, her bare foot being inspected by a just as dressed Maiko who was holding a pair of tweezers.
"Tatsuha?" They both said it in unison, looking at him as if they hadn't been acting like a pair of teases.
"Just what do you think you're doing? Or rather, not doing?"
Lifting up the pair of tweezers, Maiko gestured towards Ayaka's foot. "I was just yanking a splinter out of her foot. Just what did you think we were doing?" Seeing the way that both of the girls were looking at him, Tatsuha became aware of the fact that he was rather flushed in the face and breathing heavily.
"Where is your bathroom?" Still staring at him, Ayaka pointed towards a door to her left. Not favoring either of them with another glance, Tatsuha stormed past them. "Oh and just for the record, you better give me a double helping of cookies."