Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha

Title- Love Isn't Luxury

Summary-Kagome, a middle-class girl never thought she would be at war with Inuyasha, a rich pretty boy which she met at school. However, neither of them thought they would fall in love either.

Genre- Romance/Humor

Chapter 6: The Pain!

A few days later . . .

Kagome was walking around school. She didn't feel like going to class.

She was pissed of. When she got home yesterday, noone was home. Which was there, she wanted to be alone. She didn't even pick up the phone when Sango called.

Anyways she wants revenge. She is now dressed in an almost tight tank top which is black and white pants. She also wore black sneakers. Her hair was down and had no make-up. Even without make-up she was still pretty.

'Today is so boring,' she thought. 'Well, for now.' She saw Inuyasha and Miroku walking to Inu's locker. She raised an eyebrow and near a janitors' closet. She could hear them.

"Hey Inu, why are we here at your locker, again?" Miroku asked.

"I need my P.E. clothes, duh," Inuyasha said annoyingly.

Miroku sighed dreamily. "I get to see my cupcake in shorts."

"Really, man. I think you're in love," Inuyasha muttered.

Miroku looked taken back. He put a hand on his chest. "I'm surprised you BARELY caught on. I know I am."

Inuyasha bursted out laughing. "Yeah! Sure! . You're in love. That was what you said about Yuri. And that was, what? ...Like a month ago."

"Inuyasha. Sango is different, and she's not like Yuri. Yuri was just a quick fuck. But Sango is something else."

"Yeah! She's a virgin!" Inuyasha said while rolling his eyes.

Miroku glared at him. "She's very special to me."

At this Kagome was shocked. Sure she knew Sango and Miroku liked each other, but Miroku was thought to be unfaithful. 'Yup! He's perfect for Sango,' she thought. 'Besides she needs a new punching bag and could use Miroku.'

Inuyasha blinked. "Who the hell pissed in your cereal? Come on! I don't have time listening to your puppy love crush!" he said, walking away.

Miroku raised an eye brow. "What about Kagome, Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha stopped. Not bothering to turn. "What about her?"

Miroku smirked. "You know?" he said slyly.

Kagome narrowed her eyes. 'The fuck?' she thought.

"No Miroku! I don't!" Inuyasha snarled.

Miroku walked up to him, "I know you."

Inuyasha turned around to look at him with a raised eyebrow.

"And I know that you know that I know, I know you," Miroku said with a grin.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Let's go."

'Oh Inu, I know about your feelings for Kagome,' Miroku thought.

The boys were walking until they were gone completely. Kagome got out of the closet and stood there. "That was . . . something," she said.

Then she groaned. "Man, I'm bored," she whined. "AGAIN."

She sighed. "I'll wait 'till gym. I just can't wait until Inuyasha gets his surprise," she smirked.

At gym, Sango is waiting for Kagome. Once she saw her, she waved at her. Kagome noticed her and walked toward her.

"Hey," she greeted.

"Are you going to finally tell me what happened yesterday, Kags?" Sango asked.

Kagome sighed. She explained her little encounter with Inuyasha and what she has for him today. Sango laughed.

"I can't wait," Sango squealed.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

The girls looked at each other and smirked. They turned their heads only to find Inuyasha jumping up and down, scratching himself. Literally, meaning his private area in his shorts. They bursted out laughing.

"Inu-poo what's wrong?" Kikyo said, coming out of nowhere.

Inuyasha's eyes were now watery. "Make it stop! Make the pain stop!"

Kikyo tried her best to force a blush and put her hands on her cheek. "Now Inu, not in front of everyone."

People were laughing at him. Hell, the gym teacher was laughing at him, too. Inuyasha was red in embarrassment. He looked around and found Kagome smirking at him. She waved and blew a kiss at him in mockery. He growled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," he couldn't take it anymore. The rash was strong. He ran as fast as he can to the boy's locker room.

Right then Miroku, walked up to the girls. They looked at him. Miroku stood in front of Kagome with a serious face. Kagome gulped. Then out of nowhere, she found herself in a crushing hug.

"You're my hero. Powder rash in his gym short? Childish, but that was so cool!" Miroku laughed and walked away.

Kagome sat back down and looked at Sango. "I was expecting more from Inuyasha."

Sango nodded. "Me, too. I was hoping he was in more pain."

Kagome sighed. "I'm bored. Let's play soccer."

At the boys locker room, Inuyasha was washing himself.

'That bitch! How dare she! She made me a fool in front of everyone!' he thought angrily. 'So she's trying to fight back. I'll break her, first.'

"Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha growled. "What Miroku?"

"You okay?"

"Yeah Miroku! After having Mr. Twinkie suffer a terrible rash, I'm peachy," he said sarcastically.

Miroku chuckled. "Man, that was hilarious. And seriously...Mr Twinkie?"

"Shut up! It's my mom's fault for making say that now!"

Miroku threw his head back and laugh. "What a momma's boy! Anyways. . .maybe you should tell Kikyo to relieve you."

Inuyasha smirked, grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. "Maybe."

Everyone was in history class. BORING! The teacher was writing notes on the board and everyone is copying.

Kagome's pencil was running out of led and needed to be sharpened. She walked to where the sharpener was and heard a light snore. She turned around and found Inuyasha sleeping on his desk.

She grinned. "Perfect."

She grabbed her make-up bag and kneeled, in front of him.

She put heavy foundation on his face. Red eye shadow, purple mascara, blue eyeliner, and hot pink lipstick. Also, a big fake mole on his left cheek. She also wrote something on paper and taped it on his back.

She gathered her things and went to her desk. Then the bell rang. She smiled and noticed Inuyasha waking up and leaving. She followed.

People were looking at him, like crazy. They were laughing, again.

"What now?" he yelled

He saw Miroku and walked up to him. Miroku turned around and bursted out laughing.

Inuyasha growled. "What?"

"Go...to...bathroom," Miroku tried to say. "Your...back...too" he also said as Inuyasha ran to the bathroom.

Once he did, he went to the mirror. "OH MY GOD!"

(Somewhere you could see Kagome smiling).

On his back, he had a sign saying, "WANT A LAY?... SAY INUYASHA IS GAY!"

"That whore," he said.

Miroku came in. "Come on. Get cleaned up and we'll skip school."

Inuyasha nodded.

Once they were at the parking lot and found the car. They froze.

The car it was covered with eggs. And there was spray paint on it, also. On one side of the black car, it said "INUYASHA IS GAY!" On the other side it said, "PAYBACK"S A BITCH!"

Miroku fell to his knees. He covered his face with his hands and his shoulder were shaking.

Inuyasha looked at him. "It's not fuckin funny!"

Miroku glared at him. He was crying. "I'm not laughing you GAY ass bitch. (At this Inuyasha growled at him). THAT'S MY FUCKIN CAR THEY RUINED! IT'S YOUR FUCKIN FAULT!" he pointed a finger at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha sweat dropped. That's right it's Miroku's car, not his. His is at home. Oh well! Then put on a scowl on his face. He growled. '1 for Inuyasha and 3 for Kagome,' he thought.

Oh, he'll even the score. Very soon.

Hello people! Did you miss me? (Silence in the back ground). Fuckers! Heh! Heh! Never mind!

So I hope you enjoy this chapter. I tried to make it funny as I can. I got some reviews from the last chapter that you guys thought it was funny I put Inuyasha saying Mr. Twinkie. LOL!

I would like to thank Tabbicat 12 for the suggestion. And for everyone else who also suggested.

I'm happy you guys are enjoying the story so far cause I think it might be at least 30 chapters. I'm not so sure but I have 27 chapters displayed as on out line so I might add more. Please enjoy the next chapter and the story.

Tootles!

Hana