Lance: welcome to the next installment of Anime Kingdoms. Today we see what happens when you mix a credit card, a boy and a girl. Oh, and the DF tournament. Disclaimer, do this and I will not steal your shiny penny.

Disclaimer: lance owns himself, and Ice.

Lance: good. Now, start the story.

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(We left the group at the arcade, but beening their would waste time. So we go to the mall, where Ice is dragging lance from store to store.)

Ice is dragging lance by the neck of his shirt. "Come on, only 100 more stores to go to." Said ice. "Need... air... must... breath." Gasped lance.

(In food court)

"Thank goodness I don't have to suffer that fate." Said Yusuke. "Amen to that." Said ash. "Well at least kagome isn't here. She loves dragging me around these malls. I can't tell you how boring these places are with her," said Inuyasha. Just then, someone yelled "SIT" and inuyasha fell to the ground. "So you hate shopping with me?" asked a familiar voice.

"Kagome, what are you doing here?" asked inuyasha. "Your out of the kingdom."

"This is a mall that all kingdom people can go to. Now, your going shopping with me," said kagome. "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! You guys, help!" screamed inuyasha. "Hell, no." said Yusuke. "I'm with him," said ash. "Hey, where is Washu?"

(At radio shack)

"How am I suppose to go to different kingdoms while perfecting my inventions, if you don't have what I need!" shouted Washu. The cleric just looked at her.

(Back with lance)

"NO, I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!" shouted lance, at the entrance of Claire's. "Come on, I only need a couple of accessories." Said Ice, pulling lance. "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed lance, when Ice managed to pull him in. But then, lance and ice were surrounded by a purple light, and were thrown out, and rammed into a hot dog place. "Yay, I got my hot dog." Said lance. Then Ice just got up and went into a store.

(Later, at the DF tournament)

"Well we are here, but where is Myron?" asked lance. Inuyasha pointed at the hot dog stand. Next to him was a girl with white hair, black outfit, and huge bracelet. Lance just walked up and said, "boo!" and Myron jumped. The girl just turned and stared into lance's eye. She had black, hollow eyes. When lance looked into them, he felt like there was nothing in there. Like she just excisted. Like there was no soul in there. Then Ice's voice shook him out of his thoughts. "Lance, lance, lance! What's wrong?" asked ice.

"Yea, I was just thinking." Said lance, still staring at her. Then he turned to see a dance floor, with a wall of weapons. "Will contestant #31 and #32 please report to the dance floor." Said the announcer. "Come on lance, that's us." Said Ice, dragging lance.

On the dance floor

"Ready?"

"Ready!"

When the music started, lance and ice danced (A/N: I can't think of how this would go, so I'm skipping. Be creative.)

"Will #95 and #96 please come up, it's time for the fighting part. They will fight #31 and #32." Said the announcer.

"That's us Ice." said lance.

"Lance if you knew something about..." said ice, but was cut of by lance, who said, "no time. We have a contest to win."

They stood, looking at each other, and Myron said, "it's been a long time, Ice."

"What?!" said lance.

"Lance, don't believe him!" said Ice.

"It's simple. When she was working for our side, we spent a lot of time together. And we got closer, and closer, and we even..." Myron was cut off when the announcer said, "Let the games, BEGIN!"

They first started off with Ice fighting Myron, which left lance to this mysterious woman. Lance started with a spinning kick, but the woman just ducked, and punched him in the stomach. So lance jumped to the wall with weapons on it and grabbed a weapon, and used whatever he had to block the punch. When he opened his eyes, he saw that he had a sword. Or just the handle of a sword, since the blade snapped off because of the punch. So he focus fire into the handle and, surprisingly, a blade of fire appeared. He used the new sword to fend off the woman. Then she grabbed a sword too, and started to fight back.

Meanwhile, ice was fighting Myron. They were extaining blows. "So ice, you've gotten better than last time. You know, if you come back, master will forgive you." Said Myron, avoiding ice's punches. "I will never go back." Said ice. She then kicked him below the waist, and then rammed his head into her knee. Then she chopped him in the back, causing him to pass out, and lose. "Now to help lance." Said Ice.

Lance had just narrowly avoided the sword slice, when he looked at Ice's fight. When he looked back, he saw that the woman's pupil turned to a cat's pupil. Then when tried to attack, however, he felt like he was in a straitjacket. He looked down, and saw that nothing was wrong. He looked up, and saw that the woman, in the air, ready to slice him in half. Then, ice tackled her into the ground. Then the women threw the sword at lance. Ice desperately tried to grab the sword, but she missed. Then the sword flew toward lance. Then, lance's eyes turned purple and a bubble surround lance, bouncing the sword back to the woman. The flat part of the sword hit the women in the head. Then she got knocked out. Then lance fell backwards and then got up, and took the piece of the map from Myron's pocket. "Well, at least that is over. Now to win this contest." Said lance. But, just then, there was an explosion, which caused a hole in the wall. Then, the annoying motto was heard:

"Prepare for trouble"

"And make it double"

"To protect the world from desvistation"

"To unite all people within our nation"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love"

"To extend our reach to the stars above"

"Jessie"

"James"

"Team rocket blast off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth. That's right.

"Awwwwwwwww, give it a rest. You have to get a new motto." Said lance.

"The team rocket motto will never change." Said Jessie. "Yea, but our luck is." Said James. Just then, meowth appeared behind him and held up the piece of map that was for the winner. "Haha!" said meowth, as he pulled down the skin below his eye with his middle claw-thingy. Then Weezing used smoke screen and disappeared. "Wow. They stole something. They must have trained. Or got a new member. One of the two." Said lance. Then Kuwabara ran by in a team rocket outfit. "Wow. That has been burned into my skull. Must. Forget." said lance. "Well, thanks to these morons, we have a piece of the map to the temple of warriors. How many are there?" asked lance.

"25." Said Ice.

"Oh, well then, we have an adventure on our hands. Now to find a portal." Said lance. Then, a portal opened underneath the gang. They fell into the void.

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Lance: well, there it is. So, I guess that I should say what the next kingdom is. Na. If someone can get what the next kingdom is, I will include him or her in the story. R&R.