Shinju- Welcome to another chapter of the most random story on Earth! You are welcomed by Shinju M. Genesis! The most Random person on earth!
Just remember that the songs and character except for Shinju & Kiritsu don't belong to us.
Kiritsu- The plot belongs to us too. Don't forget that

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Chapter 2 - Snape's Lament

Snape was sitting in his office contemplating the benefits if being a death eater and the potion that they would be doing in his next class. He was sure that potter was going to fail. That thought pleased him. Failing potter was his favorite hobby. He smiled at that thought; the dark lord would be pleased with him. Not only was he a spy in Hogwarts, but he was also failing that despised Potter boy. This is the life he thought. It may not be the easy rout all the time, but I love being mean.
And then suddenly the urge came upon him to sing. He could hear the opening cord. He gripped his wand to use for a mike, took a deep breath, and sang.

"It's Not Easy Bein' mean
Having to spend each day with hair, that don't seem clean
When I think it would look nicer if died green or silver or both
Or something much more Slytherin like that!

It's Not Easy Bein' mean
It seems you get blamed for many unordinary things
And people tend to pass you over cuz' your not
Standing out like Harry Potter in Quiddich
Or the Dark Mark in the Sky

But Mean's the trait of Slytherin
And mean can be cold and dreadful-like
And mean can be POWERFUL
Or important like VOLDERMORT
And it's good for me

When mean is all there is to be
It makes people wonder why
But why wonder? Why wonder?
I am mean and it is fine
IT'S WONDERFUL!
(quieter)
And I know it's what I want to be"

And then all of a sudden it was quiet. He couldn't understand how that had happened. How could he admit such a thing inside of HOGWARTS? And then he heard the voices in the hall. A group of girls was singing today's gossip.
It must be a spell he realized, and a powerful one at that to have spread over the whole school. He was going to have to catch the culprit. It was probably that Potter boy or one of the Weasleys.
With the delightful thought in his head of catching Potter for the crime and giving him detention for the rest of his life, he went to get cleaned up and ready for his class.

Shinju prowled the hallways marveling at how their ingenious spell was working. True Malfoy was still off-key in his rehearsals, but the others were quite marvelous. She hurried to get to potions. Snape had returned to the Position of Potions maser and was about to have the best day ever… Well not for him… But for her, yeah.
She saw Snape hurrying to get to his classroom. Luck her, she was early. "Severus! Minerva and the others want to see you immediately." She said covering a giggle. Professor Snape's normally dank greasy hair was an exuberant shade of lime green.
"They know very well Miss Genesis that I can not meet them right now." He sneered. "And must I remind you to call me Professor Snape."
"No Severus, no need to say that. You know all the professors are on a first name basis, and I just happen to be a Professor."
"Really, and what subject would you be?"
"Chorus, I have taken over all the singing lessons in this school. And you Severus have missed more then any other staff member."
"That's an intriguing story that would be best told to Dumbledore."
"No, he's been very prompt to his lessons. Speaking of which, weren't you in a hurry?"
Snape simply turned with no response and stalked down the hallway to his classroom, his cloak billowing behind him. Shinju followed giggling all the way as Snape's mood grew more and more unpleasant.
When he entered his classroom there were many hushed gasps, pointed stairs, and gigglers. Apparently the students had, unlike Snape, noticed his exotic new hair color. Snape glared around at all the gigglers. And they quickly silenced.
Then Hermione timidly raised her hand. "Sir."
"Yes, Miss Granger." He snapped.
"Sir your hair… It's green."
"WHAT?" shouted Snape as he turned to face the newly opened door.
Minerva walked into the room. "Severus!" She exclaimed. "What happened to your hair? Have you lost your mind?"
Snape just stood there. Then he snapped "Potter, this is your work isn't it?"
"No sir. I believe it was Moony."
"What!" Snape stood there dumbfounded as he was gripped by the sudden insatiable urge to break into song. And then it happened again. He opened his mouth unable to stop it as the song broke forth.

"Oh Everybody
How was I supposed to know?
That my hair wasn't right yeah
Oh everybody
You shouldn't have let me go
They said I was a sight, yeah
Show me how it looks, let me see
Tell me Minnie, cuz' I need to know now!
Oh because!

The suspense is killing me (And I!)
I must confess I don't believe! (Don't believe!)
That I had not gone and lost my mind!
Give me a sign!
I don't think my hair is fine!

Oh everybody
How was I supposed to know?
Oh everybody
I shouldn't have shampooed so!
I must confess! That my Greasyness!
Was killing me SOOOO!
Don't you know I won't believe
That I had my mind
My hair makes me blind
I don't want to be seen this time!

My greasyness was killing me (US TOO!)
Well I must say who really cares! (ABOUT YOU)
When I washed my hair I lost my mind!
Now it makes me blind!

DON'T YOU SAY THAT IT LOOKS FINE!" He gasped for breath after this last line due to his energetic dance moves and singing. And then he stormed out of the class cursing the person who did this to him.

(in his head) When I catch the confounded person who cast that musical spell I'll KILL THEM! And the blasted punk who dared to mess with my hair!

Just a note: The Students did the backup… And that includes the slightly off-key Draco Malfoy

Shinju-Ok, another chapter done. All thanks to me.
Kiritsu-Please review
Shinju-I hope that you enjoy my lyrics... Um and don't kill me because I torture Sevvie.
#K-RatingGOOD!
Shinju-Well listen to my alter ego #K She's right!