AN: This is dedicated to simply obsessed my only reviewer on this fic…. Because of you I will continue… I hope you enjoy this! Shinju
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter characters. If I did there would be an angry mob of fans trying to kill me now wouldn't there. Also I did not parody for Dumbledore. That's a real song that fit him and I couldn't bear changing it. The last son however is my slight parody. The original songs and lyrics don't belong to me. The only thing I own is the plot… although that seems nonexistent in most of my stories doesn't it….
Shinju
Chapter 3: Achievments
The rest of the day was rather uneventful. Except for Dumbledore's surprise announcement that there was a new exchange student. Her name was Bethany LeNoir and she bothered Harry for some reason. She gave him this really creepy look and had the initials B.L… Maybe there was a reason he should worry…
For her sorting the hat was brought out again, but instead of singing itself it requested that Dumbledore sing something.
Dumbledore was shocked. At first nothing came to his mind, but then he felt the spell take hold and just opened his mouth hoping that whatever came out would sound ok. And so he started…
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin with a spin
Trav'ling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
Dumbledore's song ended and was greeted with tremendous applause. Then the hat was placed on the head of Bethany LeNoir. The hat had barely touched her head when it shouted "SLYTHERIN!"
Now Harry was even more worried... not only was she B.L. She was Slytherin. The enemy just like the other B.L and Voldemort. There was nothing to be done about it though. Dumbledore couldn't expel a student based on initials… This was NOT going to be a good year. He could just tell it could only get more messed up.
Harry was feeling a little better the next day. That was until he left the Great Hall to head to potions. The strange singing still hadn't let up, but most of the students were ok. Then horror of horrors he turned a corner to see Malfoy and his goonies.
They were about to sing to. Harry flinched prepared for the off key commercial renditions that usually followed this. Then he heard something he never expected. THEY SANG WELL!
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me (Crabbe)
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed (Goyle)
He was lookin' kinda dumb
With his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an L on his forehead!(Crabbe & Goyle & Malfoy)
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming (Malfoy)
Don't bend to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun!
My brain gets smart, But our heads get dumb!
So much to do! So much to see!
So what's wrong with beating Potter and Weasly!
You never know if you don't go.
You never shine if you don't glow.
Hey now I'm an all star!
Get your wand out to-DAY!
Hey now I'm a Rock star!
Go fight Potter to-DAY!
ALL that glitters is GOLD!
Fighting Potter Boy won't get OLD
It's a cool place
And it only gets colder
You think it's nice now?
Wait till he gets older
But I think my father will differ
Judging from his new Azkaban prison picture
The disguise we wear
Is getting pretty thin
When it's time to go
It will be sink or swim
My world's on fire
How bout' yours
That's the way you like it
So we never get bored
Hey now I'm an all star!
Get your wand out to-DAY!
Hey now I'm a Rock star!
Go fight Potter to-DAY!
ALL that glitters is GOLD!
Fighting Potter Boy won't get OLD
Hey now I'm an all star!
Get your wand out to-DAY!
Hey now I'm a Rock star!
Go fight Potter to-DAY!
ALL that glitters is GOLD!
Fighting Potter Boy
Somebody once asked if I knew a spell for laughs
He had to get himself away from your face.
I said No, but he wouldn't go
So, his face became a mashed potato
And we all laughed at it for a change!
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming (Malfoy)
Don't bend to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun!
My brain gets smart, But our heads get dumb!
So much to do! So much to see!
So what's wrong with beating Potter and Weasly!
You never know if you don't go.
You never shine if you don't glow.
Hey now I'm an all star!
Get your wand out to-DAY!
Hey now I'm a Rock star!
Go fight Potter to-DAY!
ALL that glitters is GOLD!
Fighting Potter Boy won't get OLD
And ALL that glitters is GOLD!
Fighting Potter Boy won't get OLD
AN: I hope that you like this! Cuz' I am writing this for my one reviewer… whom I want to hug because they make me happy.