Disclaimer: They- they- they.. :sniffel: THEY AREN'T MINE:runs off crying.
AN: This chapter is dedicated to Icefaerie2 and Procrastinater. Thanks for the reminder in the stuff Procrastinater! I will get to them as soon as possible... Perhaps in the next chapter… Who knows? And now onto the show!
In Honor of Halloween I present to you!
HOGWARTS A HALLOWEEN!
The next few months went rather uneventfully. Quidditch games had been canceled due to some rather bad storms, but should resume soon. Now it was Halloween and all the students were high on anticipation of Dumbledore's "surprise" That he had announced last night.
So now as the students, minus one Harry Potter who was still in the Hospital Wing in shock, filed into the great hall with a great deal of noise.
They noticed that Dumbledore was nowhere to be seen though. So how were they going to get their surprise?
As if in answer to the silent question Music Professor Shinju M. Genesis stood up to make an announcement.
"Quiet please!" She said. The hall quieted quickly as everyone knew about her pranks on disobedient students. "Dumbledore has informed me that the surprise is a day of Halloween partying! There will be no classes and there will be surprise entertainment all day!"
"Why isn't Dumbledore here to tell us?" Asked Hermione.
"Well…" said professor Shinju "He's a little tied up at the moment." She said thinking of Dumbledore who was indeed tied up in his office having gotten rather tangled in his mummy costume, courtesy of a sneaky and rather pissed off Shinju. She was GOING to have this day whether dear old Dumbles liked it or not!
So the students started to party, although they feared the 'surprise entertainment'. And they had every right to. It wasn't very long before the 'entertainment' started. It was none other then the ill Harry that ran in, followed by a worried Madame Pomfrey, and began to sing, while looking pointedly at Draco and the other Slytherins.
They're creepy and their kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're altogether ooky
DeathEater Family
They live where you can't see um
They make everyone scream-um
I wouldn't want to be um
Deatheater Family
Find a broom and get on
Get invisible and come on
They said we've gotta spy on
The Deatheater Family!
By the end of the song the entire hall, minus Slytherins were singing. It was rather quiet after that… or rather I would like to say it was. In fact it wasn't because after then Harry began to laugh maniacally and sang…
Remember last year on that day
When I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave me
'Cause I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That leaving me there would make me flip my lid
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
I cooked their food
I cleaned their house
Is this just how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
I'll find you yet
And when I do I'll
Put you in Azakaben, you stupid man!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa
It was only then that Madam Pomfrey managed to get a calming potion to Harry and drag him back to the Hospital wing. The remaining 2 of the golden trio were left to watch helplessly as their friend was committed to Saint Mungo's that day.
The students were all rather shaken by these events when Dumbledore finally arrived. He was still rather tied up in his mummy costume, but he was quickly changing that. Unfortunately it could not be entirely removed he was left covered in bandages. And as his anger increased they turned a rather lovely shade of purple.
Unfortunately Dumbledore could do nothing about the events taking place. There was another unfortunate side effect… Dumbledore developed a very low stage of magical Alzheimer's disease that is irreversible. Unfortunatly this was not discovered until the bandages were removed.
And so the day's entertainment proceeded without much interruption. As soon as Pomfrey escorted Dumbledore out of the hall professor Lupin walked in, closely followed by Professor Snape. Snape pointed to Lupin who was hurry around with a parcel of books and began to sing.
I saw a werewolf with a Hogwarts schoolbook in his hand
Walkin' through the halls of Hogwarts to avoid rain
He was lookin' for a student called Lee Jordan,
Gonna get 'im to announce the next Quidditch game.
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
Ya hear him teaching through the classroom door, ya better not straggle in.
Hermione Granger saw the werewolf in his office last night, Lupin was sleeping again.
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
He's the really friendly man, who does all that he can.
To make sure that you can defend against the Dark Arts.
You better listen to him; he'll give you detention Jim.
Huh, he won't let Harry fail.
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Aaahoo
Well, I saw Lupin walkin with the Headmaster; he's the werewolf of Hogwarts.
I saw Malfoy Jr. walkin with the Headmaster, trying to fire the werewolf of Hogwarts
I saw a werewolf drinkin Pumpkin juice in the Great Hall
And his hair wasn't perfect.
ahhhooooo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Draw wands
ahhhooooo, werewolf of Hogwarts
Snape was shocked after he finished when he realized that he had actually complemented his rival Lupin. So he ran screaming out of the Hall. And so it appears that we have yet another member of the Hogwarts Family who is scarred for life… or maybe not?
It was at that moment that a Halloween Miracle occurred. When Severus Snape was brought to St. Mungo's Harry was cured. Why do you ask? Because his detested professor was reduced to a baby. So Harry was cured! (AN: Ok… There was a memory charm in there but that doesn't matter now does it?)
It was rather late by that point and suddenly the Slytherins all grouped together forcing all other houses to the sides of the Hall. And then the music started…. And Amazingly Professor Shinju Herself came in and began to sing.
I was working in the Hall Late one night
When my eyes beheld the strangest site
When the Slytherins from their dorms began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise
They did the mash
They did the Slytherin mash
The Slytherin mash
It was a Hogwarts smash
They did the mash
It caught on with a flash
They did the mash
It was a monster mash
From my Hidden Office in the castle east
To the master bedroom where Dumbledore sleeps
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To see Slytherins dancing and step on their toes
They did the mash
They did the Slytherin mash
The Slytherin mash
It was a Hogwarts smash
They did the mash
It caught on with a flash
They did the mash
It was a monster mash
The Slytherins were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Lupin
Lucius and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Hagrid on chains, backed by some baying hounds
The Hogwarts Musicians were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Hufflepuff Five"
They played the mash
They played the Slytherin mash
The Slytherin mash
It was a Hogwarts smash
They played the mash
It caught on with a flash
They played the mash
It was a monster mash
Out from his dorm room, Draco's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the door and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Malfoyian twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the Slytherin mash
The Slytherin mash
And it's a Hogwarts smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
And it's a monster mash
Now everything's cool, Draco's part of the band
And The Slytherin mash is the hit of the land
For you, the others, this mash was meant too
When you get to the door, tell them Shinju sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can Slytherin mash
The Slytherin mash
And do my Hogwarts smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can Slytherin mash
Then when the Song had ended Shinju announced that it was time for the students to bed... They all worried what would happen tomorrow…
AN: And that is the end the Halloween Special. I hope you enjoy it.
Just another thing I should mention. There will probally be other Holliday specials for Christmas and such! So give me any ideas you might have.