An: This chapter is dedicated to Procrastinater without who it would never have happened.
Disclaimer: They aren't mine…. :Runs off crying: (Wails) NONE OF THEM ARE!
Chapter 5 Procrastinater
It was two days after Halloween and they had been informed last night that Quidditch could be resumed because the weather was back to normal. It was 8am in the Slytherin dorms and Draco had just woken up and he was all alone when he began to sing…
I'm so ronery. So ronery. So
ronery and sadry arone. Dere's
no one, just me onry, sitting on
my rittle throne.
I wook rearry hard and make up
great plans. But nobody
listens, no one understands...
Seems that no one takes me
SER-RI-ROUS-REEEEEEEEE...
And so... I'm rone-ry... A rittle
rone-ry... Poor rittle me.
Dere's nobody I can rerate to.
Feel rike a bird in a cage. It's
kind of sirry...But not rearry...
Because it's firring my body
with rage!
I 'm the smartest most clever,
most physically fit but nobody
seems to rearize it.
When I change the world maybe
they'll notice meeeeeeeeee---
until then I'll just be
lonely...poor little me...
I'm so rone-ryyyyyy.
Just after Draco sang the last line Pansy Parkinson walked in to get him. So he said, with that perverted little smirk of his, "Not anymore."
Harry sighed… First thing today was Double potions… oh joy of joys he thought sarcastically. Merlin this was awful he was going to have to see Malfoy and Snape first thing… and it had been such a good morning before that.
Even though he despised every moment of it he arrived promptly to class and began his work diligently… amazingly avoiding any accidents. Unfortunately, this not so bad day couldn't last. As Neville melted his cauldron just as Snape, Ahem, I mean, PROFESSOR Snape, was walking by.
Therefore it went all over the evil dour potion master who must be offered a lemon drop. The whole room went silent as Snape changed to resemble none other then Michael Jackson. Harry noted that Draco shuddered visibly at this, but that was nothing compared to his reaction when gasp Snape began to sing! (AN: AGAIN! evil grin)
It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About
Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If You'll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin' Up Behind
You're Out Of Time
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Ain't No Second Chance Against The Thing With
Forty Eyes
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
There's No Escapin' The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(They're Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life
They're Out To Get You, There's Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night I'll Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
I'll Make You See
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
'Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight
Rap
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
Into Maniacal Laugh, In Deep Echo
Upon realizing that again he has broken out into song and the students are staring he assigns a 6ft essay on the properties of the potion they were brewing and a 3ft essay on why Neville will never be allowed in that classroom again.
At that it seems that the students have received a cue as they begin to sing.
Students (Some of whom look like partridges?)
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
Harry
'Steada treated,
Gryffindors
We get tricked!
Hermione
'Steada praises,
Gryffindors
We get kicked!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we how!
Draco
Cotton clokes,
Slytherins
'Steada of wool!
Pansy
Empty Cauldrons
Slytherins
'Steada of full!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
Nevil
Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n?
Ron AND Harry
Don't it seem like there's never any light!
Crabbe AND Goyle
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
Harry AND Draco
It's easier than puttin' up a fight.
Harry
He only cares when your potion's lookin get creepy!
He only cares if it grows...of if it shrinks!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!
ALL
From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!
Hermione
Santa Claus we never see
Draco
Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?
ALL
No one cares for you a smidge
When you look like a partridge!
Draco
(Making a whistling sound and imitating Snape)
You'll work till this potion shines
like the top of the Chrysler Building.
Gryffindors
Yank the whiskers from his chin
Jab him with a safety Pin
Make him drink a mickey finn
I love you, Professor Snape!
Draco
(whistle) Get to work!
(whistle) Stir them cauldrons!
(whistle) I said get to work!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When you look like a partridge
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
With that Snape threw them out of the room.
It was the next day as they solemnly walked onto the Quidditch pitch. It was Gryffindors versus Slytherins…
And then the music started...
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
By the end everone in the stands and on the pitch are singing. Then the match begins. And somewhere in the middle it got rough… first Ginny and then Crabbe fell off their brooms and music played…
Steve walks warily down the street,
with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
machine guns ready to go
Are you ready,
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along,
without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
and kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
you can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
repeating the sound of the beat
But even with that the match continues on… untill right in front of the snitch Harry and Draco had a confrontation.
Draco and Slytherins
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the streets gonna' be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna' take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you
Singin'
We will, we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna' make you some peace some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will, we will rock you
Singin'
We will, we will rock you
Everybody
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Alright
Just then Harry grabbed the Snitch and began to sing with all of the Gryffindors joining in…
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
Won and won and won
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions………
AN:
This is the chapter for Procrastinater. Here is where I am pasting the ideas
You have to do thriller by Michael Jackson. oh! oh! have snape become black by a spell, and have him sing it
not as funny as my last idea, but the song is great. Have them sing Rock you like a HUrricane by the Scorpionsduring a...deul maybe?
Snape gives uber amounts of homework after being caught singing thriller, and the students start singing "it's a hard life for us". Sorry, but I don't know the singer of that song
huzzah! another idea. forget rock you like a hurricane with deuling. Have it when the quidditch teams are introduce during a quidditch match. Also have someone fall to the ground during the match, and have "another one bites the dust" play. also...at some point, have Draco sing "I'm so lonely" which I'm not even sure is a song, but it is in team America: World Police.
Thank you Procrastinater! Notice that I named it for the inspiration!