Flowing Pedals Of Light- Above Who We See
By InuSonishaUnlimited
A story that I've been thinking about for the longest time, Sonic x Cosmo. I don't own any of the SEGA characters here and my fan characters will be identified in the story. Rated for sex and violence, along with language. Not a single flame will be accepted, but suggestions are welcomed. If you don't like the couple, don't read the damn story. From here, another source will be used from a recent anime I saw and enjoyed, thus I'll say what it is at the start of the chapter.
Chapter 19: Random Development, Oh Joy. (Short, random chap here 'cause I need to come up with new material.)
Today would prove to be the most random day in Sonic's life, as well as his friends. The minute he entered the building, Sonic saw people walking to their respective random classes after recieving the class name from a staff member. Sonic did the same and saw his class, almost dying laughing at it. "Silly Training!? Seriously!? Oh, this will be fun!" he said, striding into the Gymnasium and coming face-to-face with the first random teacher, Serg. Serg was a military rabbit sergeant with a thing for making people look and act like idiots. This was the perfect situation for him, since he considered himself the self-claimed master of funnyness. "A-ten hut!" he yelled, making all the students stand up straight. "You scum can call me Serg, the Silly Sergeant! By the end of today, you will master the art of laughs, gags and other things that make people hold their guts!" he said. He then walked over to Sonic and eyed him very closely. "Let's see what you got, son! Wiggle that nose, cross those eyes, slap yourself silly!" he said to Sonic, who did exactly that. After about a minute of it, Serg was impressed. "Outstanding job!" he said, then turned to the direction of mumbles. Tryn looked stiff as Serg looked at him. "Hmm, we got a sourpuss here. I'll be watching you closely, Stiff-pants!" he said, squirting Tryn in his eye with water.
Tails' random class turned out to be a Sky-diving Course with a blue balloon wearing a mustache-red nose-glasses combo. No, really, that's what the teacher was, a Mr. Helius. "Okay, kids. Prepare to jump down into the skylight of the school!" he said as everyone got ready. "Uhh...where are the parachutes?" Tails asked the teacher. "What parachutes? Okay, now go!" he said as everyone jumped out, Tails hopping out as well with a sly grin on his face. At least until he realized that the balloon, for whatever reason and ability, tied his two tails together so he couldn't cheat. The drop was excellent nonetheless as all the students crashed through the skylight, landing on a soft mat. "Wasn't that excellent? Now to do it from 750 feet! To the Plane!" yelled Mr. Helius, which prompted screams from the class. "Oh god, no..." Tails thought as he walked back on the plane.
As for Knuckles, he got stuck in an Origami class, which proved to test his nerves and his patience. Each of his works were perfect, despite his large fingers, he was quite artistic with paper. Unfortunately, that proved to be a problem since he recieved no challenge until the teacher, a crane named Ms. Gani,, asked him to make a large Origami of himself. This wasn't so easy, since there wasn't a piece of paper large enough for Knuckles to, as he said, "show his true colors." "This sucks. I'll never find a big enough sheet of paper for this. I guess I'll need to make individual pieces and stack them on." he thought as he worked with smaller pieces. The result was a sheer masterpiece, a large paper Origami of Knuckles that stood firm. "Excellent job, Knuckles. Now do one of something more difficult." Ms. Gani said. "No problem, here I go!" he said, gathering a lot of paper to accomplish some artistic feat.
Shadow's random class was one hell of a class, Explosion 101. Now, this class was geared for people who loved those huge explosions from the movies and wanted to do some personally. Mr. Pyrino, the flaming giant moth teacher, walked the class through pyrotechnics and soon a large explosive was planted in one of two cars that were ready to collide. "Ready!? When the two cars get close, jump out of the car, Shadow! Everyone else will need to back up after he does that. Start up the cars!" Mr. Pyrino said as Shadow hit the gas. The cars were about a foot away from each other when Shadow jumped out, the class backing up as the cars crashed into each other. The resulting explosion was huge, with a big mushroom cloud and a twenty-foot deep crater as the result. "Whoa...excellent job, class. But we can go bigger still! To the explosive labs!" he yelled as everyone else followed. Shadow took one last look at the carnage and walked with the class. "Bigger, huh?..." Shadow thought as they walked.
Back to Sonic, who was just hit with a lemon pie a few seconds ago. Everyone got hit as well as part of the course, except for Tryn, who was up next for a face full of pie. As the pie came within reach, he ducked and it splattered on the ground, upsetting Serg quite a bit. "Sourpuss, the point is to take the hit, got it!?" he yelled in Tryn's face. "No way, I can't be hit with the pie. It's gross!" he responded. "If you want to be the laugh of the party, you take hits from pies! Silly people love to be it by pies! In fact, someone, anyone hit me with a pie right now!" Serg yelled, recieving a big wallop of a pie to the face by Sonic. "Thank you, son." "Eh, no problem." Sonic said. "Now then, someone, anyone take this pie and hit Sourpuss with it!" he said, holding the pie and pointing it at some people, finally giving it to Sonic. "Hit him, man. Throw the pie. You can do it. Hit him with the pie, man." said the majority of the class as Sonic looked at Tryn. "Oh...I don't think I can..." Sonic thought as he looked at Tryn. A sigh of relief escaped Tryn's lips as it seemed he would get off easy, until the pie connected and smashed into his face. "Or maybe I can!" Sonic said, laughing his behind off. Everyone else was laughing as well, except for Tryn, who was pissed off. "Now, class, the time has come for Pie Combat. You get hit with a pie, you are out. First to come back here with all ten Pie Crests wins a nice prize! Arm yourselves and good luck." Serg said as everyone picked up a pie and ran off. "I'll get you for this, Sonic!" Tryn yelled. "Whateva, dude!" Sonic said, dashing off.
Cosmo was in a Sniping Class, believe it or not, and she was picking targets off quite easily. "Very good job, Cosmo. I'm quite impressed." said Ms. Seek, said to be an actual spy who snipes for fun. "Heh, thanks. I guess those trips to the arcade with Sonic payed off." she said, picking off another target. Suddenly, the sound of squishy impact went off and everyone stopped. "Students, stay here. I'll see what's going on." said Ms. Seek, who walked out of the classroom to investigate. When she came back, her face was cover in pie cream. "Curse that Serg. I guess they're throwing pies at each other or something." she said as she wiped the cream from her face. "Pies? Hmm...that's just strange." Cosmo thought as she heard the bell sound off, meaning class was over. When she walked out of class, she saw several of Sonic's classmates covered in pie on the floor. "Hey, are you guys okay?" she asked as one of the students got up. "Sonic...pies...madness..." said the student. Tryn ran past her with about three pies and around a corner, all that was heard afterwards was the scream of Tryn. Cosmo dashed to the other hall but it was too late, Tryn had been nailed four times and his Pie Crest ripped off his body. Sonic stood nearby, with slight indications of pie on his face and arms. "Man, this is too much fun! Hey Cosmo, enjoying Sniper class?" he asked as he walked over to her. "Yes, it's quite fun. What happened here? Did you really get them all?" she asked as he stood next to her. "Yup, they were easy prey. Well, I gotta take these back to Serg, so I'll talk to ya later okay?" he said as he walked back to class.
"Outstanding job, Sonic. I present to you the Golden Pie Crest! Proof that you are the master of the pies! Good luck in the future, son!" Serg yelled as he put the crest on Sonic. "Thanks, I guess." Sonic said, walking out and wiping his face. Afterwards, Tryn gave him a smile before pulling out a pie. Sonic grabbed it and turned it on Tryn, who couldn't move out of the way from his own hand for whatever reason. "Heh heh, you got me again, Sonic." he said, shaking Sonic's hand. "Yeah, well I do what I can." Sonic said, getting things out of his locker. He walked out and met with Cosmo outside, who couldn't help but laugh at the pie spots on his face and clothes. "You look so funny!" she said as he wiped it off. "Heh heh, yeah. Well, let's go." he said as they walked down the way to Cosmo's house.
Meanwhile, in a room at the school, Eggman was meeting with a mysterious woman. "So, you want me to do what?" she asked him. "Like I said, I will fire the school nurse and give the job to you. In exchange, I want you to do whatever it takes to split up Sonic's relationship with that girl." he said, showing a picture of Sonic and Cosmo. "Hmm...I see. Well, I'll see what I can do to break this couple for you." she said, showing a sadistic smile to Eggman. "Excellent...this woman will make it far easier to destroy Sonic." he thought as she exited the room. "Soon, my latest scheme will come together and Sonic will be out of my way. Then I will once more be the Omega Rank individual! Ahahahaahhahahaha!!!" he laughed as he closed a profile of some kind.
The next day was interesting as a new course selection came into play once again for Sonic. As he looked at his new classes, dismay and anger surged in his mind. "I don't believe this." Sonic said. "What's the matter?" Tails asked. "No Skydiving class. I'd love that a lot." "What do you have?" "Geosynthesis, Math, Swimming(ugh), Sniping and Steel Shop." "Ouch, Swimming, though? But you can't swim, right?" "Exactly. So I'll end up standing around the whole class period." "Eh, at least that's sort of a free period for you, right?" "Yeah, I guess so. Well, better get to it." The rest of the day went on really smoothly and Sonic had walked Cosmo to her house after classes. "Ahh, Cosmo, dear. Glad to see you here. Sonic, would you mind if I talked with you for a second?" Hertia asked Sonic. "Umm, no problem at all." he said, walking to the living room as Cosmo went upstairs. "My daughter really cares for you, doesn't she?" "And I really care about her as well." "The reason I wanted to speak with you concerned the both of you. You'd already been with each other for a while by now, nearly a few months, but don't you think you two may be going a little too fast?" "Huh? What do you mean?" "Well, I understand that you both already had your "first times" and many moments with each other, but I'm just a little concerned, that's all." "Well, I mean, I can understand that. You are her mother, after all." "Would you consider it wrong to simply be really close friends?" "No, not at all. Is that what you're asking me to do? To simply be really close to Cosmo instead of being her boyfriend and her being my girlfriend?" "I know this is an inconvenience considering how far you two have come but..." "No, no, I understand completely. I was worried you wanted me to break up with her or something. Tell you what, I'll talk with her about it." "Thank you so much, Sonic. I really appreciate this." "It's no problem at all. I'll see what she says and thinks." he said as he walked upstairs to talk with Cosmo.
"Hey, what's the matter? What did my mother want to speak with you about?" Cosmo asked as Sonic entered. "Huh...well, it's like this..." Sonic began. "You know that I care about you a lot, right?" "Yes, of course. I care just as much about you." "Well, that shouldn't change no matter what the situation, right?" "Yes, it shouldn't change." "Well, uhh...your mom...well, she doesn't want us to be a "full blown couple" just yet...I mean, I know we have been for a few months by now but, she would feel a little better if we were just really close friends. Sort of like a couple, but not really...oh, I'm not selling this at all, am I?" "No, no, I understand what you're saying and what she wants. I can do that." "So we're agreed. We'll do this for your mom, okay?" "Yup, absolutely." They held each other as Sonic walked downstairs. "We're agreed. We won't be a "full blown couple" anymore, just really close friends. So, I'll see you later, okay?" "Yes, good night Sonic." she was about to kiss him but held back, a slight smile on her face as Sonic smiled. "Good night, Cosmo. See you at school tomorrow. Ma'am." he bowed and dashed off. "This will be weird..." Sonic thought as he went home.
-haven't done this recently but hope all you are still with me here.
