Ch.7 Team Up or Die
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Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've been kin of busy and pretty lazy….
Anyway I wouldn't finished this chapter if it wasn't for 7sins7lies asking me to continue.
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Now on to the story!
After our favorite blond hero had finally dug himself out of his dirt prison, he began searching for Kakashi and Sasuke.
'Damn…..I don't have much time left, but I need to see what Sakura and Sasuke can do before I can actually put my plan to action.'
Just as he had finished that thought he came to the edge of another clearing only to see the beginning of the duel between Sasuke and Kakashi.
"Don't underestimate me I'm not like the others." said Sasuke as he fingered the shuriken in his back pouch. The masked pervert just ignored what his student had to say and continued to read his favorite novel (porno) Icha Icha Paradise. Annoyed by this, the raven haired boy drew out his ninja stars and flung them at the gray haired man. The pervert was about to catch them, when he noticed a kunai with a burning paper attached to it. He jumped back just in time to escape the explosion, but this is just what the Uchiha wanted. The boy quickly threw a kunai at a rope which caused a series of projectiles to fly at the former anbu. The masked man maneuvered out of the way only to have to block a punch thrown by Sasuke. The raven haired boy then kicked to side of his sensei's head which was easily blocked. Using the situation to his advantage, he dove for the bells only to have his face meet the jonins knee, sending flying about 10ft away.
"SA-!" Sakura yelled but was quickly stopped when she felt a hand covering her mouth from behind .She then heard a voice whisper in her ear menacingly "Shut the fuck up before I slit your throat."
The bubble gum haired girl turned around only to freeze in fear as she met the cold hard eyes of Naruto. "Don't EVER reveal your position to your enemy! You got that!" lectured the orange clad ninja. She quickly nodded in fear and visibly relaxed when she saw Naruto returned his attention to the battle taking place in front of them.
As the Uchiha flew though the air he ran though a series of seals and yelled, "Fire style: Fire Ball jutus!" A mid sized fire ball rocketed toward their sensei who was quickly covered in flames. When the fire finally cleared Sasukes onyx eyes scanned the area to find the gray haired pervert was no where to be found. Suddenly he felt a hand on his leg
'shit….'
That's right, the great Sasuke ending up in the exact same predicament as Naruto, a bodiless head being mocked by an old pervert.
"Are you sure your so different?" questioned Kakashi in a mocking tone. The raven haired boy simply responded with a grunt.
When the gray haired pervert finally left Naruto choose to appear before the "great" Uchiha.
"What the hell do you want?" growled Sasuke.
"I need your help in a plan." The blond replied
The raven haired boy scoffed, "Why would I ever help you?"
The demon boy's face suddenly broke into a menacing smile as he put his foot on top of the neck deep buried boy, "Because unless you help me, I will crush skull. So are you gonna cooperate or would you prefer to die?"
For a split second Sasuke's face displayed utter fear but that was quickly replaced by a calm expression as he slowly nodded.
The blue eyed boy smirked, "Good, meet me by the starting point in 10 minutes to discuss the plan. I'll go fetch Sakura."
He then began to leave when he suddenly stopped and turned his head toward the now struggling boy, "One more thing…." Sasuke suddenly stopped his wiggling to look at his "comrade".
"If you don't show up on time, I will personally hunt you down and kill you…"
At that the orange clad ninja disappeared into the forest to search for his last teammate.
10 minutes later……
As Naruto and Sakura waited by the posts for the last member to arrive, the blond quickly explained to the emerald eyed girl her role in his strategy.
Just as he finished the Uchiha appeared leaning against a near by tree.
"SASUKE!" screeched the Sakura.
The onyx eyed boy simply ignored her as he asked, "So dobe, whats your plan?" He visibly winced when he was answered by a cold glare but quickly returned to a calm exterior.
As Sakura sat in-between the two boys she thought to herself 'Who was the idiot who paired these guys together?'
She was suddenly brought out of her thoughts when she heard Naruto say " Sakura get in your position while I have a word with Sasuke." She quickly nodded in fear and fled into the brush.
When she disappeared, the blond made his way toward the raven haired boy. When he was right infront of him the blue eyed boy grabbed his neck and slammed him against the tree. Sasuke tried freeing himself but that only caused the demon boy to squeeze harder.
"Now listen to me you inferior worm. As long as I'm on this team I'm not going to take any shit from you got it!?!" spat the infuriated ninja.
"That's it kit, kill him, KILL HIM!" chanted the Kyuubi.
Naruto ignored the demon lord as he watched Sasuke's trembling form nod.
"Good." said the blond as he dropped him and proceeded to explain his strategy.
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'hmmmmm….where could those three be? I haven't been attacked for what? 40 minutes and their running out of time..' thought Kakashi as he glanced at the alarm clock to see they had exactly 23 minutes left to get a bell.
'oh well I better go find-' the former anbu's thoughts were suddenly interrupted when a barrage of skurikens speed toward him from the surrounding forest.
The masked jonin easily caught the metallic stars and then strangely enough yelled yet still in a bored tone"Your gonna have to try harder then that!"
Just as he finished that statement the gray haired pervert was forced to back flip to avoid a naruto clone flying from the ground. As soon as he landed, another one began to rise from under his feet only to have its head crushed by the masked pervert's foot. He then pulled out the newest copy of Icha Icha Paradise and began to read.
"Your going to have to do better then that!"
Suddenly five Naruto's sprang from the earth forming a mid-air circle around their sensei. The bushins then proceeded to fall onto the lazy man in a barrage of punches and kicks.
Kakashi easily destroyed the first clone but was quite surprised when his hand went right though the second. Using his surprise to their advantage, the remaining three clones attacked all at once causing the one eyed man to have to block with three of his limbs. Sadly for kakashi this left him balancing on one leg leaving the closet pervert open to any attack.
His eyes slightly widened when kunai and skurikens were flung at him from all directions not to mention an army of about 100 narutos emerged from the ground and surrounding brush forming a semi circle around him.
In one swift motion he destroyed the 3 clones holding him down and successfully deflected the oncoming skurikens. The jonin then proceeded to flash though a series seals until he heard someone yell "Fire style: Fire ball jutsu!" from the surrounding forest.
Kakashi quickly jumped out of the way only to be met by a squad of clones. The first and second were real but he quickly discover the 3rd was just another illusion. After a quick examination he notice some clones moved more agile and moved in a more feminine motion, it was at that point he realized what was going on.
'Ah ,I see, Naruto could never do the clone jutsu only shadow clone, so he had Sakura make illusional clones and transform them into him to catch me off guard. Heh, pretty clever but not clever enough.'
The new sensei began destroying the clones on by one as he dodged the oncoming projectiles and fireballs, but despite his efforts he was still being driven back at a slow but steady pace.
Just as he was about to destroy another clone he suddenly heard one yell "NOW!"
As soon as the bushin screamed the command, two kunai attached to chakra strings flew out from opposite sides of the forest and effectively tied the jonin to a near by tree. Then Sakura and Sasuke emerged from opposite sides of the forest, holding the end of the string and proceeded to securely tie it into a tight knot.
When they finally finished, all of the clones disappeared with a "poof" to reveal the real naruto standing in the middle of the clearing with a smirk on his face. To say Kakashi was surprised was a complete understatement!
"Get Ready fool, I'm gonna test my newest jutsu on you!" boasted Naruto as blue chakra began to surround his right fist. The blond then proceeded to spin his left hand around it causing the energy to spin until the chakra began taking the form of a drill.
The blue eye boy then started his assault by charging at his sensei quickly picking up speed. Once he was about 15ft away from him, the boy proceeded to jump 10ft into the air and pull his fist back to prepare for his attack. As the demon boy enclosed him, kakashi braced himself for the blow.
The blond launched his chakra encased fist at the masked mans face while he yelled "Chakra drill!"
The attack then collided with its target, the point landing right between the gray haired man's eyes as it drilled it's way though his skull. Blood was spilling everywhere as it bored deeper and deeper until the drill exploded causing Naruto fly about 10 ft back, leaving a headless Kakashi.
After he landed, Naruto took a good look to examine his work when he suddenly heard the ear piecing sound of Sakura screeching, "NARUTO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!"
He glanced over at her to see she was terrified while Sasuke had an uneasy expression on his face. The boy just responded by pointed at Kakashi's decapitated body. She gave him a questioning look and glanced over to where the body last was to see it wasn't there! Instead it was replaced by a log with the top part completely blown off!
"REPLACEMENT JUTSU!!!!!!!!!!"