Allyssa: (Sung) Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
This weird quirk I've tried to surpress or hide
Is a talent that could help me meet the Pirate
If I make good
So I'll make good
When I meet the Pirate
Once I've proved my worth
And then when I meet the Pirate
What I've waited for since...since birth!
And with all his Pirate wisdom
By my looks he won't be blinded
Do you thinkk the Pirate is dumb?
Or like the whores, so small-minded?
No! He'll say to me,
"I see who ye truly are-
A girl on whom I can rely!"
And that's how we'll begin
The Pirate and I.
Once I'm with the Pirate
My whole life will chance
'Cuz once you're with the Pirate
No one thinks you're strange!
No father is not proud of you,
No sister acts ashamed
And all the pirates have to love you
When by the Pirate you're acclaimed
And this gift- or curse-
I have inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
When we are claw and hand
The Pirate and I!
And one day he'll say to me, "Allyssa,
A girl who is so superior
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
'ave a matching exterior?
And since pirates here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Would it be all right by ye
If I de-scarify ye?"
And though of course
That's not important to me
"All right, why not?" I'll reply.
Oh what a pair we'll be
The Pirate and I!
Yes, what a pair we'll be
The Pirate and---
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
And I just had a vision
Almost like a prophecy
I know- it sounds truly crazy
And true the vision's hazy
But I swear someday there'll be
A celebration on the sea
That's all to do with me!
And I'll stand there with the Pirate
Feeling things I've never felt
And though I'd never show it
I'd be so happy I could- melt!
And so it will be
For all the rest of my life
And I'll want nothing else
Till I die
Held in such high esteem
When pirates see me
They will scream
For half the pirate's fav'rite team,
The Pirate and I!