Elisabet: (spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical.
Allyssa: My dear Father.
Both: (sung) There's been some confusion
over staying here in town.
Allyssa: But of course I'll care for Ana.
Elisabet: But of course, I'll rise above it.
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
Yes, there's been some confusion
for you see my roomate is,
Elisabet: Unusally and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe.
Allyssa: Blonde.
Elisabet: What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
Allyssa: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
Elisabet: My pulse is rushing...
Allyssa: My head is reeling...
Elisabet: My face is flushing...
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
does it have a name?
Yes...
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Elisabet: For your face
Allyssa:Your voice
Elisabet: Your clothing.
Both: Let's just say
I loathe it all!
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, it's so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Pirates: Dear Elisabet, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Elisabet, you're a martyr!
Elisabet: Well, these things are sent to try us!
Pirates: Poor Elisabet, forced to reside
With someone so disguticified
We all just want to tell you
We're all on your side!
We share your-
Elisabet and Allyssa (Pirates):
What is this feeling? (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For her face, her voice)
I laid eyes on you! (For her clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say)
My head is reeling (We loathe it all!)
Oh, what is this feeling? (Ev'ry little trait)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes...(Begin to crawl)
Ahh (Ahh)
All: Loathing!
Elisabet and Allyssa (Pirates):
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
So pure, so strong! (Loathing)
Pirates:
So strong!
Elisabet and Allyssa (Pirates):
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever loathing (Loathing)
Truly deeply loathing (Loathing you)
My whole (Loathing)
Life long! (Unadulterated loathing)
Allyssa: Boo!
Elisabet: Ahhh!
Allyssa: Hahahahah!