Koehler: 'ere we be, sir! Tortuga...
Jack: What? Already?
Koehler: Aye, Tortuga...
Jack: What a shame. Well, I'll see ye soon, Koehler. Don't worry, I won't last 'ere any longer than I did anywhere else.
Will: Uh, Miss Elisabet, I know I'm just a blacksmith, but blacksmiths have feelings too and I've been trying to tell you mine, for you. But sometimes I feel like you don't even know I'm there.
Elisabet: That's not true, Bill.
Will: It's Will.
Elisabet: Bill, do you know who that is? That's Jack Sparrow, the captain of the Black Pearl, whose reputation is so scandalacious!...Were you looking for something or someone?
Jack: Uh, aye...Norrington's room? I don't know where...?
Will: His room's right over there.
Elisabet: But his lesson just ended!
Jack: Perfect! So, what does one do for fun 'round 'ere?
Elisabet: Nothing really, until now...
Will: We've been studying!
Jack: Well, I see that once again, the responsibility to corrupt me fellow friends falls to me. Fortunately, I'm up for the task. (Sung)
The trouble with life is
you never learn the right lessons.
Believe me, I've lived and I've learned
enough of them to know.
Ye're supposed to become less callow
less shallow
But I say Why invite stress in?
Stop studying stife
And learn to live "the piratical life".
Pirate for life
Fightin' for treasure
Sailin' where water's smooth
Life's more funfilled
When ye're rum filled.
Why think too 'ard?
When it's so perfect.
Pirate for life
All need to tough it
Fightin' like I do
Nothin' matters
But knowin' nothin' matters
It's just life
So keep fightin' thorugh
Pirate for life
Slashin' and keepin'
Your treasures too
Life is nothin'
When ye're toughin'
Those who don't fight
Always look foolish
Pirate for life
Mindless and careless
Make sure ye're fearless
Trouble is rife
Woes are fleetin'
Blows are glancin'
When ye're a pirate
For life
(Spoken) So, what's the most piratical place in town?
Elisabet: That would be the Tortuga bar room.
Jack: Sounds perfect!
(Sung) Let's go down to the Tortuga Bar room
We'll meet there later tonight
We'll drink 'til it's light
Find the prettiest girl
Give 'er a whirl
Right on down to the Tortuga Bar room
Come on-- follow me
Ye'll be happy to be there
All: Pirate for life
Down in Tortuga
Jack: If only because gold
Is what we come for
All: Nothin' matters
But nothin' matters
It's just life
Jack:
So keep stealin' through...
Will: (spoken) Miss Elisabet, I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be waiting, all night, by your side.
Elisabet: Oh...that's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder?
(Sung) See that tragic'ly beautiful girl,
The one with the peg?
It seems so unfair for her to beg
And we should go on a spree
and not she
Gee- I know someone would be my hero
If that someone were, to go invite her
Will: (spoken) I would do anything for you, Miss Elisabet. Excuse me, Miss Anamaria? There's something I'd like to ask you...
Jack: Ye're good.
Elisabet: I don't know what you mean. But I do happen to be free tonight, so...
Jack: ...So I'll be pickin' ye up 'round eight?
Elisabet: After all...
Both: (Sung)
Now that we've met one another
It's clear we deserve each other!
Elisabet: You're perfect!
Jack: Ye're perfect!
Both: So we're perfect together!
Born to be forever,
Fighting through life!
Allyssa: (Spoken) This is absurd! This silly, pirate man appears and everyone's off to worship him at some cultish social gathering!
Anamaria: Even me! I'm going! Isn't it wonderful? Will was too shy to ask me at first but once Elisabet encouraged him...
Allyssa: Elisabet?
Anamaria: Don't you dare say another word against her! I'm about to have the first happy night of my life al lthanks to Elisabet!
(Sung) Finally for this one night
I'm about to have a fun night,
With this blacksmith Elisabet found for me
And I only wish there were
Something I could do for her to repay her
Allyssa see...
We deserve each other and Elisabet helped it come true
We deserve each other, me and Will.
Please Allyssa, try to understand.
Allyssa; I do...
Elisabet: Now I must accessorize myself for Jack.
Giselle: Elisabet, what in the world?
Elisabet: Now, just pretend you didn't see that. My granny is always giving me the most hideodeous hats. I'd give it away, but I don't hate anyone that much.
Scarlet: Yes, you do!
Giselle: Give it to her! Just do it!
Allyssa: Elisabet, listen, Ana and I were talking about you just now...
Elisabet: And I was just talking about you! I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!
(Sung) It's really-uh-sharp, don't 'cha think?
Y'know black, is this year's pink?
You deserve each other
So, here, out of the goodness of my heart!
(Lots of dancing and fighting occurs)
Will: (Sung) Listen, Ana...
Anamaria: Yes?
Will: Uh, Ana...
I got something to confess-a
Reson why, well, why I asked you here tonight...
Now I know it isn't fair.
Anamaria: Oh, Will, I know why.
Will: You do?
Anamaria: (sung) It's because I've got this leg and you felt sorry for me...
Well, isn't that right?
Will: No...it's because...because...
Because you are so beautiful!
Anamaria: Oh, Will!
I think you're wonderful!
And we deserve each other, don't you see this is our chance?
We deserve each other, don't we Will?
Will: You know what? Let's dance!
Anamaria: What?
Will: (Sung) Let's dance!
Barbossa: (Spoken) Oh, Miss Swann?
Elisabet: Captain Barbossa...What are you doing here?
Barbossa: I 'ave somethin' for ye.
Elisabet: Cap'n...a training wand...How can I ever express my graditution?
Barbossa: Don't thank me! This was yer roommate's idea, not mine.
Elisabet: What? Allyssa?
Barbossa: Miss Allyssa requested that I include ye in sorcery lessons. She insisted I tell ye this very night or she would quit.
Elisabet: But...why?
Barbossa: I have no idea. My personal opinion is that ye don't 'ave what it takees. I 'ope ye prove me wrong...I doubt ye will.
Jack: What is it?
Elisabet: I got what I wanted...
Jack: Then what's the matter...
Elisabet: Nothing...
Jack: Good, let's dance.
(More dancing)
Elisabet: What's in the punch?
Jack: Rum but lemons and melons and pears.
Elisabet: Oh my!
(Pirates all start laughing)
Jack: Who the hell is that?
Elisabet: My roommate...please...don't stare!
Jack: How can you help it?
(No music but Allyssa begins to dance)
Jack: Well, I'll say this about the bonny lass. She doesn't give a shit about what people say of 'er.
Elisabet: Of course she does, she just pretends not to...I feel awful...
Jack: Why? It's not like it's yer fault.
Elisabet: Excuse me...May I cut in?
(She dances and the pirates accept it and join in)
All: (Sung) Pirate for life
Here in Tortuga
If only because gold
Is what we come for!
And the strange thing
your life could end up changing
While you're pirating
Through!