Author's Note: If you have ever actually seen this, I love this scene, so it deserves its own page without a song or song title. I won't give it away, but Glinda's lightsaber moves crack me up.

Elizabeth: That's right, you just take that one road, the whole time. (Waves) Oh, I do hope they don't get lost. I'm so bad at giving directions...Oh, Ana.

Allyssa: What a touchin' display of grief.

Elizabeth: I don't think we have anything further to say to one another.

Allyssa: I wanted somethin' to remember 'er by, and all that was left were those shoes and now that wretched little farm girl 'as walked off with 'em. So I'd appreciate some time, alone, to say goodbye to me sister...Ana, please,please, please forgive me...

Elizabeth: Lys...you musn't blame yourself. It's dreadful it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents will happen.

Allyssa: Ye call this an accident?

Elizabeth: Yes! Well, maybe not an accident...

Allyssa: Well, what do ye call it?

Elizabeth: Well... a regime change. Caused by a bizarre and unexpected twister of fate.

Allyssa: Ye think cyclones just appear out of the blue?

Elizabeth: I don't know, I never really...

Allyssa: No, of course ye never! Ye're too busy tellin' everyone how wonderful everythin' is!

Elizabeth: I'm a public figure, now. People expect me to...

Allyssa: Lie?

Elizabeth: Be encouraging! And what exactly have you been doing besides riding around on that filthy, old thing?

Allyssa: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble. Who's invention was that, the Pirate's? Of course, even if it wasn't I'm sure 'e'd still take credit for it.

Elizabeth: Yes, well, a lot of us are taking things that don't belong to us, aren't we?

Allyssa: Now wait just a clock tick! I know it may be difficult for that blissful, blonde brain of yers to comprehend that someone like 'im could actually choose someone like me! But it's 'appened... it's real. And ye can wave that ridiculous wand all ye want, ye can't change it! 'E never belonged to ye, 'e doesn't love ye, and 'e never did! 'E loves me! (Elizabeth slaps her, Allyssa cackles) Feel better now?

Elizabeth: Yes, I do.

Allyssa: Good, so do I. (Slaps Elizabeth, twirls wand and broom, beat each other)

Guard: Halt! In the name of the Pirate!

Allyssa: Stop! Let me go!

Elizabeth: Let me go, I almost had her!

Guard: Sorry it took us so long to get here, Miss.

Allyssa: I can't believe ye would sink this low! To use my sister's death as a trap to capture me?

Elizabeth: I never meant for this to happen! Lys! (Jack swings in on a rope)

Jack: Let the pirate girl go!

Elizabeth: Jack, how the hell...?

Jack: I said let 'er go! Or explain to the pirates 'ow the Pirate's guards watched while Elizabeth the Excellent was slain.

Elizabeth: Jack...

Jack: I said, let 'er go. (Guards release her)

Jack: Allyssa, go, now.

Allyssa: No, not without ye.

Elizabeth: Jack, please.

Jack: Hush! Now! Go! (Allyssa hesitates)

Elizabeth: Do it! (Allyssa runs off)

Guard: Seize him!

Elizabeth: Wait, what?! What are you doing? Stop it! In the name of goodness, stop! Don't you see? He wasn't going to harm me, he just... he just... he loves her.

Jack: Elizabeth, I'm so sorry!

Guard: Take him up to that field there! Put him on one of those poles until he tells us where the witch went. (Drag him away)

Elizabeth: No, don't hurt him! Please, don't hurt him! Jack!