Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THE STORY!!! Nor do I own PR. But I want to... o-o
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2nd chapter of Silly Billies. Waa u guys've the heart not to review?

Melody: whispers Review if you like, don't be fooled by my master!
Me: I heard that Melody! No freebies for the day!
Melody: NOOO... dies

HAHA that's my muse!!! And now chapter 2... it is about the power of women!

Pairings
Married couples: Merrick/Princess Shayla, Dustin/Marah, Tommy/Hayley
Dating couples: Trent/Kira, Nick/Madison, Xander/Vida

Eh... Women

Merrick was reading the newspaper when he came across and article stating how many words women can use in a day. The Princess was munching on a biscuit beside him.

Merrick: Wow. 30 thousand to a man's 15K. What's up with that?
Princess Shayla: It is because we have to repeat everything to men.
Merrick: What?

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Dustin and Marah was taking a troll in the park. Suddenly a thought came to Dustin's mind, and he grabbed Marah's hands.

Dustin: I don't know how you can be so beautiful and so stupid at the same time.
Marah: You wanna know why? Well... God made me so beautiful so you would be attracted to me. And God made me so stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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Tommy and Hayley were having cold war after quarrelling over whether the toilet seat should be left up or down. Tommy realized he had to wake up at 6 for his meeting at 8 in the morning the next day, but he did not want to break the silence. So he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 6 AM." and left it on the drawer next to Hayley.

The next morning, Tommy woke up on his own and saw the clock. IT WAS 9 AM! He was angry with his wife and wanted to call her, but he saw a piece of paper on her drawer. It stated, "It is 6 AM, please wake up."

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Trent drove down a country road with Kira sitting beside him, for hours not saying a single word as an earlier discussion triggered an argument between the couple. Just then, they passed by a barnyard of donkeys, goats and pigs.

Trent (sarcastically): Relatives of yours, eh?
Kira: Yep! In-laws.

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Nick and Madison were going to cohabit, much to each other's dismay. Vida told Madison to try living with Nick for a while and see it worked out. Madison was not willing because she did not bare to leave her sister alone. Nick was enjoying freedom before Madison moved in with him. That day Madison reached Nick's house with her lugguage, carrying a brown handbag on her right shoulder. She smiled and gently kissed Nick on his lips.

Nick: Okay baby I'll get the lugguage.
Madison (smirks): Honey, wait. Before anything, I need to sort out some things first.
Nick: Like?
Madison: Firstly you'll have to brew the coffee in the morning as you get up first. So we don't have to wait long to get our coffee.
Nick (raises an eyebrow): No. You'll be in charge of cooking so you should do it, it is your job... and I can read the newspaper while waiting.
Madison (smiles): No, you should do it. It is in the Bible that the man should brew.
Nick: I don't believe you, proof it.
Madison took out a Bible from her handbag, and flipped quickly and reached the New Testament. She showed the unconvinced Nick a word in the corner of a few pages. It says, "HEBREWS"

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Vida was shopping happily in one of the boutiques in Briarwood. "Amazing. I'll take this! This! And THIS!" she told the salesgirl.

Salesgirl: Great taste. Cash or credit, may I ask?
Vida (smiles): Credit, hold on. (She unzipped her large pulse and searched for her credit card. The salesgirl took a peek and saw a black tv remote in it.)
Salesgirl: So... do you always carry your tv remote?
Vida (smirks): Nah, it is not mine. It is my boyfriend's. (whispers) I stole it from his apartment! He said he had a million programmes to watch on tv today so he refused to accompany me. So I figured this is the most evil thing I could do to him... legally.

Well, how was it? So sorry, all the guys got owned in this chapter. OOPS!
The next one is coming real soon! Watch out :B