You guys can be so heartless. Out of 86 hits i get 1 review. LOL. oops.
But i still did chapter 3...

Melody: I DID THAT!
Me: NO IT IS ME.
Melody: ME.
Me: ME ME!
Melody: ME!!!
Me: Who's a doofus?
Melody: ME!
Me: (grins)

Lesson time!

Lesson 1
Kelly, Blake and Hunter were cleaning up Storm Chargers at noon. Kelly found a dirty lamp in one of the boxes.

Kelly: What do we've here... (begins to clean the dust off with her hands)
Blake: No don't do that!
Kelly: Why? (smoke drifted from the lamp and materialized into a genie)
Hunter (shocked): That.
Genie: HELLO! I'm your genie and I'll grant you 3 wis- Wait, there're 3 of you... so you'll all get a wish each!

Blake: ME, ME FIRST! I wish I can be in Hawaii with hot chicks tending to my every need!
Genie: Your wish is my command! (He snapped his translucent fingers and Blake vanished.)

Hunter: My turn! I wish for a day in Heaven!
Genie: Your wish is my command! (He snapped again and Hunter vanished.)

Kelly (raises an eyebrow): Heaven?
Genie: So what is your wish?
Kelly (smirks): I wish for those two morons to be back in Storm Chargers after lunch.

Conclusion: ALWAYS LET YOUR BOSS SPEAK FIRST! (especially a female one)

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Lesson 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,
"Listen," commanded Marah, "This is an extremely important and very sensitive piece of document, but my secretary has left. So can you make this thing work?"
"Most certainly," replied the young executive confidently. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said Marah as her paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy." said Marah.

Conclusion: NEVER, EVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING! (especially if she's a big BIMBO like Marah!!!)

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Lesson 3
Xander and his japanese counterpart were in a plane flying to L.A for a teamup episode. Xander was very unimpressed with so he asked sarcastically, "What kind of -ese are you? The confused Makito replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what your question." "What kind of -ese are you?" repeated Xander. Again, Makito was even more confused over what he meant. Xander, in an even more sarcastic tone, repeated his question, "What kind of -ese are you...? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!" Makito then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later Makito turned to Xander and asked What kind Of 'key' was he. The frustrated Xander yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee am I?!" Makito replied with a smirk, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Conclusion: NEVER INSULT ANYONE! (especially your counterpart o,.,o)

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Lesson 4
Scorpina, Astronema, Toxica and Serpentina were in an alley of death. Standing in north, south, east and west respectively, they chanted a series of mystical gibberish... a few seconds later a genie bottle appeared in the middle of them. "Finally, our wishes can come true!" the snake girl hissed. "And it is for our own personal gain!" Astronema snatched the bottle from the ground. She waved her hands and 4 empty pits appeared in a row not far from them. "Ok ladies, scream what you want as you run and jump into it. The pool will be filled with your desire!" and she put the bottle back onto the ground.

Scorpiona (screams excitedly and runs towards the pool and jumps): REPTILE HUNKS! (The pit materialized hundreds of muscular reptiod humanoids and she bathed in it happily ever after...)

Astronema: GOLD! (The pit glowed and countless gold bars stacked below her. ) HAPPINESS...
Toxica: ORGS! (The pit let out a stench as dozens of fallen orgs rose from the ground.) Finally, my own army...

Getting excited as one after another wish got granted, she ran towards the last empty pit carelessly, not noticing a large piece of dead skin that camouflaged itself on the ground. "Snakes... my babies..." she thought. At the last moment, she slipped and fall into the pit shouting, "SHIT!"

Conclusion: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SHIT HAPPENS! (lol sorry, but i really hate Serpentina A...A, i wont allow any monsters other than Medusa turn people into stone! xD)

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Lesson 5
Ivan Ooze, Mesogog, Lothor, Gruum, Olympus and Morticon reincarnated as organs of the same body. A heated discussion let to fight to see who should be in charge. Like their past lifes, they wanted to reign supreme.

Ivan Ooze - Brain
Mesogog - Stomach
Lothor - Legs
Gruum - Eyes
Olympus - Blood
Morticon - Asshole

Ivan Ooze: ...'cus I run all the body functions.
Mesogog: ...'cus I process food to the brain.
Lothor: ...'cus I take the brain where it wants to go.
Gruum: ...'cus I let the brain see where it's going.
Olympus: ...'cus I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Morticon: ...'cus I get rid of the waste.
The others laughed so hard and this made Morticon very mad.

Immediately, he slammed tightly shut and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

Conclusion: NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL YOU'RE NOW OR IN THE PAST, IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT'S IN CHARGE (Morticon is really an asshole (),,,()")

Okay, review or die. XB