"World of Thunder"
To the tune of "Land Down Under" by Men at Work
Battered armor greenish in hue
Smart rope and a hair-trigger jetpack too
A bounty hunter; one of the best
He's klicks, nay, parsecs 'head of the rest
Boba Fett
He came from a world of thunder
Where weakness gets you six under
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He's the unaltered clone of Jango
With Mandalorian body armor
You don't mess with him or you're dead
He's not mild, you'll have been disintegrated
By Boba
He came from a world of thunder
Where surviving ethically's a wonder
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He escaped the Sarlacc 'tis true
For it figured he was not food
He survived two Sith Wars and the Yuuzhan Vong
For a bounty hunter he has lived long
This Boba
He came from a world of thunder
Where weakness gets you six under
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He came from a world of thunder
Where surviving ethically's a wonder
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
Decanted to the crash of thunder
Where weakness gets you six under
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
Decanted to the crash of thunder commence fadeout here
Where surviving ethically's a wonder
If you're tracked by this bounty hunter
Oh, you can run but you can't take cover