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Chapter Nine: Kidnapped: I'm not Haruno Sakura.

"Tomoe put on your sleep wear" The Uchiha commanded while preparing his own bed for a good sleep in room 601.

"I'm not sleepy yet" Saku-chan replied suppressing a yawn.

"Now"

"Gosh, you're so damn bossy" She stood up and walked to the bathroom with her pyjamas in her arms.

"Hurry up" He said and a 'humph' could be heard from the bathroom.

"To let you know honey I have the pants in this relationship!" The Takeuchi yelled sneaking her green head out of the bathroom.

"Of course" The avenger rolled his natural onyx eyes-after taking out the blue contact lens- and leaned on his bed with his hands under his head.

Watching the scene was the Konoha's spring cherry blossom giggling and combing her long red tresses sitting on her bed under the only window in the room, when something-let's say someone, took the domain of her thoughts. Neji… I hope he's fine now… She continued combing her hair dreaming about the events. …his skin is so smooth…

The bathroom door cracked wide open and got out a certain green haired girl with a playful smile. "I'm done"

The two roommates looked at the Takeuchi from their spots, no one surprise for the sudden action of hers; let's say it was kind of normal.

"Keep your manners" The husky voice but sexy of the only man in that room sounded with closed eyes.

"But lil' pumpkin, they are under your sheets" Saku-chan smirked approaching her prey.

"Sakura, this the last time: don't lil' pumpkin-ing me, and—what the hell are you doing!"

Now the Takeuchi was under Sasuke covers humming a tone, and Sakura cocked a brow. Is she serious? Wait, Saku-chan is NEVER serious…. Wait again! Are they gonna—no, no, no… in my presence? Then was when Haruno Sakura gaping dropped the Hyuga's hairbrush breaking it in three. Oh, yes, its material was very, very fragile. Damnation! …someone is going to kill me…

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In the peaceful room 602, Hyuga Neji leaned asleep when his eyes snapped open. Bad feeling… And with a scowled he turned to the right and dosed off.

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"I'm looking for my manners… let's see, here? No, here… Oh! …here…"

The Uchiha's eyes widened and his mouth started to twitch and at the same time he tried to catch up Saku-chan but she was too slippery--like a worm.

"S-Sakura, stop! I'm serious, S-stop the tickling already!"

The Sharingan user tried very hard not to laugh because his ribs—where Saku-chan was attacking, were very ticklish especially when he is sleepy.

After two minutes and a half of struggling, the sheets and the blankets fell from the bed revealing an annoyed Uchiha Sasuke and a Takeuchi on top of him with her evilly smile ever. The Haruno just at this new uncovered scene burst out laughing biting her own knuckles trying to stop herself without success.

A second later, Sasuke could take a grab on Saku-chan's wrists and rolling on his left side, now he was on top of his dearest little sister smirking in satisfaction.

"Stop smirking hot lil' pumpkin" She frowned.

"I may be hot but not little and definitely not a pumpkin… kitty" His smirk got wider.

"Kitty? You are the nastiest bastard ever! Why kitty? Don't you have imagination oh almighty-my-ass Uchiha? You're such a jerk, and a--"

And a passionate kiss was it that the ones that were supposed to be siblings were sharing. He savoured every corner of her mouth taking the upper hand from the beginning and when he heard her moan inside his mouth, Sasuke teased her biting softly her low lip and then broke apart.

"I'm not a jerk, the Hyuga is…"

A cough

"Sasuke-kun, stop babbling stupidities and go to sleep, Saku-chan you too: it's enough of cheesy scenes tonight. NOW MOVE." Sakura said slash groaned and the others at lightening speed obeyed.

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"Saku-chan?" Sakura whispered to the bed at her left.

"…Yeah?"

"Is Sasuke asleep?"

"Yep, like a rock. You can't sleep yet?"

"Sort of" The medic-nin bit her lip. "Saku-chan, you set up our date, didn't you?"

The Takeuchi sighed defeated. Damn.

"Yeah… are you mad at me?"

"…no… I appreciate that but… why?"

"Hon, you're fucking in love! I just couldn't stay doing nothing when you didn't make a move on the Sexy!"

Sakura mouthed an 'Oh' in the dark and then a warm smile crept on her sweet façade even though Saku-chan couldn't see it, she felt it that way.

"So, did you ra—kiss him? The Snow's cherry blossom asked whispering with curiosity and craving for details.

"Um, no… we just hugged each other… almost naked…" Sakura blushed.

"…huh? Spit it out girl!"

And Sakura told her about the skating incident.

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It was three in the morning when shinobi's in white suits stepped on the roof of the ten floors hotel. One of them made a signal with one of his hands and other nodded dropping a rope to the window side of the building.

Seconds later, the said ninja slipped down upside-down holding the rope; when he arrived to the sixth floor forced silently the window open and dropping a gas bomb inside closed the window to concentrate the narcotic in the room 601.

"First stage is done. Waiting for commands" The Sound shinobi whispered.

"Go ahead with the second stage"

"Roger" And the transmission went off.

The skilful ninja went in the room and scanned it stopping at the edge of the window where a red head could be seen half covered with thick blankets. He smirked. It was now an easy work since the narcotic was potent, taking its victims in a fast and deep sleep, and at the same time it was made in such a way that never left signals of it.

The tall stranger took over one of his shoulders a red headed girl slept like rock before leaving something under the pillow and leaving the room by a 'poof' nobody heard.

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"Kaguara-sama, Haruno Sakura is here" A masked man stated on one of his knees.

"Good work. Take her to one of the maids of Orochimaru-sama's residence. Tell her I want the woman undisguised. Go"

And the masked man disappeared with a bow.

Kagura interlaced her fingers over the tea table chuckling content but not satisfied …yet.

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The weak sun of the Snow country shone over two youngsters and an empty bed.

Saku-chan stretched her legs and arms simultaneously before standing up from the bed; for estrange it may be she hadn't have that kind of sleep for years! She slept like a baby.

Then she turned around and found the empty bed of her sister.

"Jeez, she won over me this time" She shrugged and went in the bathroom to start her bath ceremony.

Thirty minutes later steam got out of the bathroom with a smiley Takeuchi at the sight of an impatient Uchiha Sasuke waiting for his turn.

"You're too slow"

She approached him and hugged him from his waist. "Good morning to you too" And in tiptoes she gave him a peck on the lips.

Sasuke got free from her and headed to the bathroom when the Takeuchi spanked him gaining a raised eyebrow and half a glare. Uchiha's don't like to be teased… unless not before shower. "Sakura"

"What?" She smiled slyly. The Uchiha survivor shook his head and got in the bathroom. Who is the pervert here? Kakashi is a bad influence. And he locked the door …just in case.

Ha! Uchiha Sasuke is scared! Well… I like it that way… The medic-nin's sister chuckled at her pervert thoughts and her boyfriend's behaviour. Thanks Hatake, you have complemented my knowledge.

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"Tomoe, where's Isuzu?"

It was time for the first meal of the day in the hotel with the disguised Konoha's shinobi's. One of them, cough-Shikamaru-cough was trying to forget last night since a natural blonde girl with light blue dyed hair kicked him out of the room literally… Troublesome Ino. Why? According to the said girl, because of his lack of interest in their relationship, because he forgot the three weeks-three days-three hours-three minutes-three seconds anniversary! How could he!

The rest where just waiting for one of them who where nowhere to be seen.

Saku-chan closed her eyes to concentrate. Damm, how I didn't notice?

"…not here…" She whispered thoughtfully forming wrinkles in her forehead.

"Ne, what's going on Tomoe-chan?" Naruto asked.

"I'll be upstairs"

The Takeuchi nodded and her frowned deepened. Neji turned around and without any other explanations took the elevator. This is not right.

"Tomoe-chan?"

"Dobe, later" She looked at Naruto and he nodded with apprehension.

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What time it was, she didn't know, all she knew was that that place wasn't room 601 with Saku-chan and Sasuke.

Sakura was tied up with threads of chakra encaged in what it seemed to be a dirty old cell because of the few light she could received from a tiny window of 30 x 30cm. with iron bars filled with chakra too.

She tried to stand up without success, her limbs where rarely numb like an effect of a narcotic she used to use on missions. Sakura looked at her arms and found a mark of a shot.

Sounds of keys and the old door cracking open, put her on all her senses. A guard with the Sound's hitai-ate came in and roughly took her from the arms, and without word or struggling she followed as she could all the way through a long hallway till they arrived to a big room half illuminated for the weak rays of the sun from the high windows.

"Haruno Sakura" A slippery voice echoed in the apparently empty room.

What? How—

"Ku, ku, ku, ku… lovely, lovely" I love your short pink hair and those green eyes…" Cold yellow eyes narrowed "No wonder why Sasuke-kun left me… ku, ku, ku…"

The medic-nin reached her hair and her eyes got wide: Her hair was definitely short. She pulled out a few strands of it and for her surprised they were pink indeed.

From the shadows a man with long and dark hair and snake-like eyes walked out with difficulty helped by another man with glasses and grey hair.

"Orochimaru, why didn't you wait for me to change my clothes? Pyjamas are not proper for a shit like you" Sakura said calmed.

"What a lady with such a vocabulary! I warn you I'm not a nobody little girl"

Sakura smiled. "And I warn you that I'm not my Haruno Sakura… my sister"

The sannin's mug expression faded. "Kabuto, bring Kagura here"

"But Orochimaru-sama, she may be lying---"

The snake man glared at his loyal servant and this one with a bow crossed the room and left.

"If you are what you say you are, then you have save me time…ku, ku, ku, ku… so silly… you would be such a good tool…"

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Neji's solemn face always filled with calm was replaced with a determinate and decided one. He was sure from the bottom of his guts he will make him-or them- pay in every painful way he knew.

The news the Hyuga prodigy brought to the others about Sakura's kidnap forced their mission to be accomplished in only 48 hours or less. Since they knew where the hidden spot of the sannin was and the necessary information to get in, they started the operation right away.

"So they were watching us all the time?" Kiba asked while hopping from tree to tree.

"That's possible" The Hyuga scowled.

"Neji, why did they take Sakura-chan instead of Saku-chan?" Naruto asked this time.

Neji looked at the back where Saku-chan and some others were. "I don't know, but the dearest ones are always the weak spot of people"

The Takeuchi listened at his words and looked at the sky like challenging it. You won't take my sister away now… She felt someone squeezed her shoulder gently.

"She's strong" A husky voice reassured her.

"…I know…" She gave him a tiny smile. "…I know she will kick their asses as we--"

The Uchiha with his raven hair waving at the speed cocked a brow elegantly. "As we…?"

"…It's nothing… women' things…"

Sasuke looked at her for a moment and then return his sight to the front, in the white forest.

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"Kagura, dear, I want proves… I'm not going to use a body of a weak kunoichi of such a low category" Orochimaru sat down on a chair with a high back.

Sakura was apparently calmed, with her eyes closed trying to figure out what she should do now… physical proves doesn't exist since the Takeuchi and herself were totally identical with few scars from missions that didn't count as important marks of identity; their chakra normal level were almost the same with a difference of 0.0099 which was nothing to people who never had compared their chakras at the same time and since she was alone that method was ruled out: then, questions about her life were out of discussion since it was easy to get correct answers, but there's a thing that probably will destroy her cover and it could be…

"Orochimaru-sama, I will prove if she's Takeuchi Sakura-san or not"

"Good. Do it quickly I don't have time" He looked at Sakura "If you are the Sakura I am needing you will have to perform those marvelous jutsus for me..." The sannin made a signal to Kagura to go on.

"Untied her hands, she will need them"

The guard nodded at the order and cut the threads of chakra but ever left her side for precaution. Sakura massaged her wrists and glared at Orochimaru's knew apprentice. What will you do?

Kagura put together her hands and start to do hands seals.

..Those hand seals… she's… The medic-nin frowned.

"JIGYAKU NO JUTSU" (1)

Sakura gasped and the jutsu took control of her.

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Outside of a stone residence, hidden in the vegetation, ninjas followed the commands from their captains.

"Naruto, take your team to the east entrance, my team and I will take the west. Use the radio transmission when you get in"

And with that last command the new mission started. Shinobi's from the Fire country knocked out the guards in their respective ways and reached for their destination.

"Neji, we're in"

"Clean every area; if you find her inform it"

"Got it"

The transmission went on.

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"Now, Sakura, let's go back to the latest weeks… Tell me, what had you been doing, with whom? Tell me about it"

Sakura lips parted. "…It was a sunny day in Konoha…"

Sakura! I will do my best… hope it works…

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A/N: Hi there! I'm so sorry for the super hyper late update, but It couldn't be any other way… I'm really sorry! The university has started this week and it has been taking my time away plus my ideas were pretty disordered about this chapter…

I hope is not that confusing in the last part…

(1) Temporal Reverse Technique. This technique was used by the ANBU on Naruto in an interrogation in chapter 198 of the series.

Hope you don't hate me now for the lateness, I will try okay? I will try to do it at time. So AsianOne… stop threaten me! -hides behind her little sister-

Before I forget, I have re-posted it because I made a big mistake... it's not necessary you to know about it...

Love you all! xD

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Chapter Ten: Irrelevant!