Chapter three

Me: Today Link is doing the disclaimer

Link: Why should I

Me: Because I have your master sword

Link: YOU STOLE SWORDY. TYCOON DOESN'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS STORY EXCEPT THE RANDOM VOICE NOW GIVE ME BACK SWORDY

Me: Fine (tosses the sword to Link) Now for the story

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"Welcome to the Universal All Star Tournament. I have taken the strongest, the smartest, and the bravest from multiple dimensions and brought them here. Now youll be fighting in my new tournament" Mario looked around for Peach, Luigi, SOMEONE he knew. "Mario nice to see you again" Mario turned around to see a guy in a green tunic and a princess "Hello-a Link, Zelda nice to see you" A pink ball and a yellow mouse ran toward them "Boyish" (Whatever Kirby says) "Pika" Mario waved at the two "Hey it's-a Kirby and-a Pikachu" the two of them walked away and Mario looks at Link "Have you-a seen anyone else-a" Link scratched his head thinking "Lets see, I've seen Fox, Falco, and a girl named Krystal. I've seen Jigglypuff being a piñata for some kids and Mewtwo was the one hitting her. Falcon was asking people to bare his children, and Bowser was being beat up by little kids" Scene change over too Bowser "OOOWWW, GET OFF ME YOU BRATS" 3-8 year olds were beating the crap out of him "TODDLERS ATTACK" they continued and we come back to Mario and Link "Anyone else" Link started thinking "There were some more. DK was running around begging people for bananas. Marth and Roy were practicing…" "For the fight" "No for asking girls out. Ness and the Ice Climbers were swimming. Mr. Game & Watch was standing there not doing anything. Also I saw Peach, Luigi, and Yoshi looking for you" Mario waves his hands in the air crazily "Where were they" "Getting ice cream" "…Oh" Link points his sword around the stadium "There are whole lot of people here I've never seen before" Mario nods his head "So true. So true"

Ganondorf was walking through the crowd punching people as he went "Where am I" Ganon walks over to someone and grabs him "WHERE IN CHEESE CAKE AM I" the man started to smile at him "I cant tell you" Ganon yells in his face "WHY" the man smirked at Ganon "This is why" the man kicks him in the jaw smashing him into a wall. Ganon steps back "W-what the" the man walked away "Don't mess with the Prince of Saiyans" Ganon sweat dropped "What's a Saiyan…"

Samus was walking around the coliseum "What the heck is wrong with this place. I've seen plenty of crazy people in my world but here they're just plain cooky. Some guy with an Afro tried to tickle me with his nose hair, some guy with a cape and bat ears, and some giant metal dinosaur asking for directions." Samus kept walking until a boy with yellow hair and whiskers bumped into her "Oh sorry miss" Samus wiped the dirt off her "Its okay. A lot of worse things have happened to me today. I'm Samus" The boy shook her hand "I'm Naruto. Cant talk now gotta run" Naruto ran to the square "I have to get to the arena" Samus sweat dropped "Weird kid"

Back at the stadium Mario had found Luigi and Peach while Yoshi played with Ness and the Ice Climbers. The screen in the middle of the stadium turned on and the voice started talking "Hello all. I have chosen who shall be the fighters in my tournament" spotlights started spinning around the stadium stopping at certain people "The people the lights are on shall be in the tournament while" two different colored spotlights shined on two other people "These two shall be the announcers. In half an hour I shall have the pairings for the tournament. Until then feel free to walk around the city" everyone left the stadium and the chosen people started training. Inside the stadium though someone stayed "Finally the fights are almost afoot. Ill show everyone what true fighting is all about"

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Link was in a fetal position hugging the Master Sword "Its okay Swordy. No one shall ever hurt you"

Me: (sweat drop) "Creepy… Review if you want me to torture more people"