Chapter seven
Chapter seven up and running. Today we have…Austin Powers doing the disclaim
A: Groovy baby. Tycoon boy doesn't own anyone except Random baby
T: You talk too much and I can never understand you
A: Shagedelic baby
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In the room where the villains were they were talking again "So what do we do about the Smashers that aren't in the tournament" The wolf growled and started talking "We find the whereabouts of them first of all. Once we find them we can either kidnap them or knock them unconscious so we can bring them back here" The witch looked up "He right. After the evening fights we'll make are moves" the villains started laughing
"Welcome one and all to the last fights of the first day of the tournament. This evening we'll have four fights instead of the normal three. Today we have The Number One Hyperactive Ninja Naruto" Naruto walks out of door on the left of the stadium and many people cheer "and Pink Ball of Fluff, Jigglypuff" Jigglypuff walks out of the right door but no one cheers "Lets FIGHT"
"Finally the fight begins" Naruto jumps up into the air and unleashes kunais upon Jigglypuff
"Jiggly" Jigglypuff uses Rollout to dodge and then flys up into the air
Naruto stares at her "You can fly wow who cares. Shadow Clone Jutsu" Naruto creates clones out of thin air and they attack Jigglypuff
"Jiggly" Jigglypuff tries to fly further up into the air but its to late
The Naruto clones hit Jigglypuff all saying the samething while beating up Jigglypuff "U…z…ma..ki Naruto Barrage" the multiple kicks and punches slam Jigglypuff into the ground. Jigglypuff then stands up again but before she can say anything Naruto yells at her "NOW IM ANNOYED" Naruto runs up and stabs a kunai at her but Jigglypuff dodged it. Luckily for Naruto the tip of the kunai hit her "Bingo, sharp knives pop balloons very fast" Jigglypuff started flying through the air like a balloon
"JJJIIIGGGLLLYYY" Jigglypuff flew away never to be seen again till the end of the chapter "The winner is Naruto" Naruto does a victory pose and starts dancing
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"For the second fight we have the Wooden Samurai, Ryu" A tall guy with a ducktail walks onto the stage. He waves at the crowd "No need for applause" "And now we have The Copycat Ninja, Kakashi" Kakashi walks out reading a book and a lot of girls started cheering "Fight"
Kakashi stood there while Ryu ran up to him and tried to hit him with his wooden sword. Kakashi just grabbed the sword and crushed it with his bare hands
Ryu sweat dropped "I am so totally screwed" Ryu ran away from Kakashi since he didn't have a weapon to fight with
Kakashi somehow appeared behind Ryu still reading his book "Thousand Years of Pain" he stabs Ryu with his fingers up Ryus ass sending him flying into the air
"AAAHHH" Ryu started running around screaming like a little girl
Kakashi walked up to him "Time to end this" Kakashi grabbed the back of his shirt and threw him into the crowd
Up in the stage Bowser was buying peanuts from a vendor "Mmm, I love peanuts" all of a sudden Ryus body hit him knocking him down, spilling his peanuts which then fell into a grate "NNNOOO, MY PEANUTS" Bowser started crying
"And the winner is Kakashi" all the fan-girls started screaming
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"For the third fight of the evening we have the PSI kid, Ness" Ness walked onto the stage and did a pose "and the Blue Hedgehog, Sonic" Sonic, out of nowhere, appears above the stage doing a pose in the air before landing "Ready, Set, FIGHT"
Ness jumped through the air toward Sonic but Sonic just ran behind him "PK Fire" Ness threw a bolt at Sonic just dodged it. Unfortunately the bolt followed Sonic
"Homing lightning, crap." Sonic kept running while the lightning bolt followed him "Wait a minute" Sonic jumped and landed on Ness's head
"What do you think you're doing" Ness then realized what was happening
"I think you know now" the bolt instead of hitting Sonic hit Ness
"AAAHHH" the fire created from the bolt burned Ness badly
Sonic started running around Ness creating a small hurricane around Ness. Sonic stopped running but the hurricane was still there. Sonic jumped into the hurricane rapidly running into Ness
Ness tried his best to talk while being hit by Sonic "PK…FIREWORKS" a blue light appeared over Ness's head and exploded
"WOH" Sonic was blasted through the air and slammed into the wall meanwhile Ness also slammed into a wall. Ness, since he was only a kid, was knocked out
"Since Ness has been knocked out the winner is Sonic" Sonic jumped into the air "Yeah that's right, whos the man"
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"Now for the last fight of the evening and the first day of the tournament we have the Red Knight, Protoman" fangirls in the crowd fainted "And the biggest baby piranha plant there is, Petey Piranha" Petey walked onto the stage spitting a lot of mud from his mouth "ROARGH" "If Petey is done ruining the stage now, start the fight"
"Finally" Protoman ran up to Petey and slashed at his arm…leaves…thing
"Roar?" parts of his leave arms had been slashed off and Petey got angry "ROARGH!" Petey shot a giant ball of mud at Protoman
Protoman moved his sword in front of his face. The mud ball was cut in half by the sword and the mud flew into the crowd
In the crowd Bowser was skulking "My peanuts…gone" half of the mud ball fell on Bowser "I hate my life" Bowser walked to a wall and got into a fetal position
Petey laughed at Bowser "ROAR" Petey threw himself up into the air "RROOAARR!!!" Petey started falling through the air toward Proto
"Moron. Program Advance Life Sword" A giant sword appeared on Protos hand and he slashed it in the air creating a wave of blue energy
"Roar?" the wave hit Petey sending him flying through the air "ROAR!" Petey tried flying but he too heavy and he fell to the ground
"Well, since I think it will take to long for Petey to come back, the winner is Protoman" Proto flicked his hair and fan girls fainted at seeing this
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Meanwhile some of the Smashers not in the tournament were walking around the town. The Ice Climbers and Pichu were following a puppy they had found "YAY PUPPY!!" "PICHU!" they followed the dog into an alley. The dog turned around "Bark bark" Nana went up to the dog and picked him up "What a cute puppy" the dog growled and bit her hand "Bad puppy" The dogs eyes turned red "Morons" the dog turned into a giant wolf "Hello Smashers" the wolf roared and jumped toward the Smashers…
In another part of town Pit had been given orders to keep Wario out of trouble. "Stupid Random, not picking me to be in his tournament. Im stronger than all the Smashers combined" Pit sighed. All of a sudden Wario stopped and Pit bumped into him "Whats wrong Wario" Wario pointed to a female dancer making a finger gesture for the two of them to follow her. Wario was like a zombie walking toward her. Pit followed them into an alley where the dancer was. The dancer smiled at them grabbing her very small skirt. Wario smiled and did a thumbs up gesture "Do it" the dancer shrugged "Pervert" a net fell down and caught the two of them. Pit yelled from the net "HELP"...
Peach, Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Y. Link were walking through the streets. Y. Link looked around the square till he saw something. Without saying a word Y. Link ran toward it while the others were looking away. Peach turned around and thought she saw Mario "Mario?" she walked toward him leaving only Zelda and Dr. Mario. Zelda turned around looking for Y. Link and Peach "Whered they go" she looked around and saw Link "Link?" she ran toward him. Dr. Mario turned "Where to ne… Whered they go" Dr. Mario ran around the square till he saw a very sick looking person "A patient in need. I must help him"
Y. Link, Peach, Zelda, and Dr. Mario all ran into each other when they're alleys linked to each other. Standing in front of them was a young Zelda, Mario, Link, and the sick person. In unison the four of them mocked the Smashers "Fools" the people fused together forming a new person wearing a white outfit and a mask was now standing there "Bye bye" a cage formed around them "14 Smashers are now in our possession. Are plan is almost complete"...
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That was easier to type than the last. R&R