Chapter eight
T: Sorry it took me a while to update. I was doing something
(Falco smirks) Sure you were
T: (Raises Falcos blaster) Say anything and this blaster goes up your ass
F: I BET you could that…TYCOON WAS DO… (Falco gets blasted in the face)
T: (Blows away smoke from the blaster) Warned you. I don't know anything except Random, the tournament, and the organization the villains are in
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Mario and Roy were walking around town talking about there fights "I think my-a opponent was harder then yours-a"
"Nu-uh"
"Ya-huh"
"Nu-uh"
"Don't you nu-uh my ya-huh"
Roy sweat dropped "Isnt that from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
Mario thought for a moment "Yeah I guess it is-a"
Roy took a step away from Mario "There are more fights coming up. Lets hope more Smashers win their fights"
"Me too. A lot of-a the people here are pretty strong though. I saw-a one guy beat Ganon in one blow-a"
"Wow"
"Yeah but hes not-a in the tournament. Lets head over to the arena"
"Okay lets go" Mario and Roy both ran toward the arena for the next fights
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"Hello, one and all, to the second day of the tournament. Today we'll have many interesting fights. Lets start now with the alien from the planet Furon, Cryptosporidium 138, or just Crypto for short"
Cryto flew to the stage with his jetpack "Thank you, thank you. No need for applause. Now its time to kill a ghost monkey" Crypto charged up his Zap-a-Matic
"…Oooooooooookay. And now Cryptos opponent, the king of Boos, King Boo…Man you need a better name"
King Boo floated over to the stage "I wish Nintendo would give me a cool name but NNNOOO, they had to give a stupid name like King Boo. I think people can tell Im the king of Boos. You want to know what, I want to be called…Susan from now on"
No one did everything for about…half a second. After that half second everyone in the crowd, Crypto, Random, and even the villains watching the fights, were laughing, not being able to contain themselves "Su-Susan. HAHAHAHA, THAT IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA"
King Boo stuck his tongue out at everyone "Lets just start the fight already"
A ray shot right past Boo "I thought you'd never ask you stupid monkey"
Boo laughed "I bet you cant even hit me with your pathetic weapons"
"We'll see about that" Crypto shot his Disinagrator Ray at Boo but each shot went through him "What?!"
"Hehehe. I told you you couldn't hurt me" Boo stuck his tongue at Crypto and grabbed him. Somehow he started to talk "If you want me to let you go, you must answer my question"
Crypto struggled to get out of his tongue "How can you talk normal with your tongue stuck out"
"Plot hole, deal with it. Now tell me…what do you remember about…your mother"
Crypto smirked and answered sarcastically "WHAT?! Your not my mom…or are you"
King Boo let go of him "NO IM NOT YOUR FREAKING MOMMY"
"Thanks for being stupid. Typical monkeys" Crypto shot at Boo again except at his head
"I told you you can hit me so stop trying" the shot went through his head and into the his crown which knocked it clean off his head "…Uh oh"
"So that's it huh. Now I know how to win" Crypto flew above Boo "Bet you cant hit me now monkey"
"We'll see about that AND STOP CALLING ME MONKEY" Boo lashed his tongue at him
"Thanks for falling for it" Crypto shot his Dislocator at Boos tongue making it fly around crazily "Almost done" Crypto use his telekinesis to stop Boo completely "Now your dead" Crypto flew right above Boo aiming his Meteor Strike gun down his throat "Bye bye monkey" he charged the gun and pressed the trigger unleashing giant meteors above the stadium flying down wildly
"Crap!" Random pressed a button in his stand so he could talk to Goku and Vegeta "Guys, next to you are red buttons, press them now before everyone dies"
"WHAT?!" Goku looked for the buttons and finally found them. Goku and Vegeta slammed down on the buttons
Random pressed the button in his stand at the same time as them, which created a blue aura around everyone in the stands "That was a close one. If even one of them died my plan wouldn't work'
The meteors came down into Boos mouth making him three times larger than the stadium "Uh oh" Boo exploded causing loads of ectoplasm flying into the city
Bowser had been outside when the fight was going on so he's where he stands on luck
Fortunately, Bowser was too far from the meteors to be hit by them
Unfortunately, the plasma flew too where he was
Fortunately, he was beside a giant truck
Unfortunately, the plasma pushed the truck into Bowser causing him to start crying
Fortunately, the plasma stopped before Bowser was seriously injured
And finally, unfortunately, a piece of a meteor flew into the truck he was next to, and the truck was full of gas, VERY flammable gas "Crap" the truck exploded sending Bowser flying "CURSE YOU AUTHOR"
Goku looked at the stage 'Well it looks like the winner is Crypto."
A loud voice ran through the arena "Next time don't try to destroy the stadium"
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"For our second fight, we have the egg shaped scientist, Dr. Robotnik, or Eggman which more people call him"
An egg shaped man with a red moustache walks out "Im Robotnik not Eggman"
"Lets see…No one cares. And Eggmans opponent, the 2-D Smasher, Game & Watch"
A flat black guy walks up to the stage "BEEP!"
"No censors in my arena, just cussing and naked chicks but Im not going to mention that because I don't want this to be an R- rated fic. Now fight"
"Finally" Eggman got into his egg ship (sorry for the pun) and shot machine guns at GW "Theres no way you can dodge that"
When the smoke cleared GW was standing there "BEEP!"
"What?!" this time he shot missiles a GW but they missed too
"BEEP!"
"Stop censoring your freakin words" Mario went up to Goku who whispered in his ears who then called Random and told him what Mario told him "How was I supposed to he talked in beeps. Oh whatever"
GW walked up to Eggman
"Get away from me" Eggman shot every weapon he had at GW but each shot missed
GW kept walking toward Eggman
"Well, Im screwed" Eggman pressed at red button on his ship and it blew up
"Well the winner is GW"
Meanwhile Bowser was crawling around town after being blown up "Why are you so cruel to me Tycoon" A piece of Eggmans ship flew from the sky and slammed into Bowsers skull "Ow…"
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"For our third fight, we have the bombing hero, Bomberman"
A guy with a square head and a fuse on his head walks out "Im going to win this fight! Oh yeah!"
"And the favorite for this match, the blue bomber, Megaman"
A boy with a blue helmet and a cannon on his arm walks out "Im ready for anything you've got Bomberman"
"Yeah right blue boy" He raised his hand and pointed his thumb (If he has one) down
"If you two are done dissing each other you can fight"
Megaman jumped into the air "Bought time. Sword" Megamans hand turned into a sword
"Ooh a sword, Im SO scared" Bomberman threw three bombs at Megaman
Megaman ran threw the bombs slashing at them all blowing them before they hit him "Long Sword" the sword grew two times its normal size and he slashed at the fuse on his head
"WOH!" Bomberman threw his head back so the sword wouldn't hit him "That was close"
"We'll see about that. Mark Cannon 3" a visible trigger appeared on Bomberman "Bye bye" Megaman shot at Bomberman
"Crap!" Bomber somehow rolled away from the shot "Supernova bomb" a bomb twice the size of Cryptos largest meteor appeared above the stadium
"Not again" Random pressed a blue button and a square shield went up and around the bomb. Now Megaman, Bomberman, and the bomb were stuck
Neither of the two noticed so Bomberman continued his attack "Light" the fuse on the bomb was lit "BOMBS AWAY" the bomb ran at fast speeds downward at the two of them
"Im not going to die now. Area Steal" Megaman disappeared then reappeared at the very top of the shield but he was still stuck "Air shoes" Megaman was now floating in the air
Bomberman looked up and sweat dropped "Mommy" the bomb finally hit the ground and created a huge explosion
"Life Aura" a blue aura appeared around Megaman. The flames went all the way up to Megaman but they didn't effect the shield at all. When the flames were gone Megaman flew down to the stage, which somehow wasn't damaged, and didn't see Bomberman anywhere
"Well, this Bomberman pretty much killed himself the winner is Megaman"
Random turned on the intercom "If anyone else is going to destroy the stadium please raise your hand" Nearly everyones hand went up "Great"
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T: If youre wondering, no Goku and Vegeta don't have anything to do with the villains. They don't even know about the villains yet
Falco (Now conscious) I cant believe you shot me
T: I warned you
F: Im going to say it anyway (Gets blasted by a rocket)
T: (Hiding rocket launcher behind his back) I didn't do anything. R&R