Chapter 11
Ty (playing Wii) Why must this be a dream
M2: Because you want the Wii
Ty: True. Do the disclaimer so I can continue playing
M2: Whatever… I don't want to
(Falco flies toward Ty and M2) What was that for
M2: You shall do the disclaimer Falco
Falco (hypnotized) Yes Master…Read earlier chapters for disclaimer…
M2: On with the story.
Ty: Cant…type…story…Mewtwo…you're…author…today
M2: Sweet
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"Now we can continue the tournament. Its been postponed for a week because Ty was lazy"
Still playing Wii "True"
"At least you agree. Mewtwo, since Goku and Vegeta are on break, you have to do the announcing"
Mewtwo teleported to the booth "Fine. The fighters are a crazed bandicoot and a guy with an afro"
Crash spun towards the stage then stopped with fruit in his mouth "…"
"The bandicoot cant even talk. That's just sad"
Bobobo ran up to the stage…dressed as the Kool-Aid Man "OH YEAH"
Mewtwo suddenly freaked out "AHH IT'S THE KOOL AID MAN!!!" Mewtwo teleported away from the stage. Mewtwo teleported back to the booth "Okay Im done. Fight"
Crash spun toward Bobobo and started kicking him in the face "YAH"
Bobobo stood there while Crash kicked him
Crash stopped after 20 seconds "Ooo"
"Fist of the Nose Hair, Crash Top" Bobobo's nose hair came out of his nose and grabbed Crash's arms and legs. The nose hair started spinning Crash around till he was spinning at Mach 4. Crash dug deep into the ground still spinning
5 minutes later Crash found himself in China "Ooo"
Bobobo started dancing like a crazy person
"These fights are so short. The next fight will start when the Funny Farm takes this crazy person away"
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"Next fight blah blah blah, dragon vs. fox. When you both get to the stage you can fight"
Spyro flew toward the stage and as soon as Fox got up to the stage he blew fire at him
Fox rolled away from the fire "Hey the fight hasn't started yet"
"He said when we both got up here we can start the fight" Spyro started running towards Fox with his horns lower
"Fine. Fox Illusion" A blue fox ran at Spyro and rammed him…or at least tried to
"An illusion" Spyro kept running when the real Fox kicked him from the side
"Do you still want to fight"
"Of course. Time for the Earth Breath" Spyro blew a shockwave (don't know how he can do that) toward Fox
"Reflector" Fox turned on the reflector before the shockwave hit him but the wave blew him back anyway. Fox landed on the ground and broke his reflector "Crap. Time for the Landmaster" Fox ran toward the garage that was under the stadium
"No way" Spyro flew at Fox and rammed him into the garage
For five minutes fighting noises could be heard in the garage. For another 30 seconds the noise continued till it went silent. A fox statue flew out of the garage with Spyro following it
"The ice should melt in five minutes"
"Whatever. Youre the winner"
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"This next fight should be more interesting than the last, hopefully. We have a dog demon vs. the Smashers own Princess Zelda
Inuyasha walked up to the stage "He…Man I got to go to the bathroom" Inuyasha lifted up his leg
"NOT HERE" Randoms voice could be heard from everywhere
Inuyasha put his leg down "Fine"
Zelda walked up to the stage and did a princess wave
"Fight already"
"Don't be so impatient Mewtwo. Dins Fire" Zelda launched three fireballs at Inuyasha
Inuyasha raised the Tetsuiga (or whatever its called) when the fire balls flew past him and disappeared "Umm" then the air exploded around him "What the"
Zelda transformed into Sheik and ran toward Inuyasha
Inuyasha slashed at the ground causing a blue shockwave to fly toward Sheik
The shockwave hit Sheik and sent him/her out of the stadium
"Darn this fight was boring"
"It sure was. The winner is the dog demon"
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"Maybe this fight will be better than the last three. We have…Yusuke Urameshi, good thing Vegeta left this list of the fighters on the desk, vs. Samus"
A teen/adult (cant remember) with black hair and a yellow shirt walked up. He lifted his hand and made a gun shape. Yusuke accidentally shot a Spirit Gun towards the crowd
Bowser was buying more peanuts "No one will stop me from buying peanuts this time" The spirit gun hit the peanuts he just got which totally vaporized them. Bowser fell to the ground and raised his fists into the air " WHY MUST THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME" Bowser reached his hand into his shell and tried to find some money "I HAVE NO MORE MONEY TO BUY PEANUTS NNNNNOOOOO" Bowser fell to the ground crying when the janitor came up and brushed him away with his broom
Samus walked to the stage "Don't start the fight before I get here"
"That was an accident. Now lets fight already" Yusuke shot three Spirit Guns at Samus
Samus shot a charged shot at the blasts destroying them "I thought you'd be a challenge"
"Hehehe, I haven't even started yet. Spirit Cannon" Yusuke shot a blast of blue energy at Samus
"Charge Beam" Samus shot her own blue energy beam, a whole lot bigger than Yusukes, at Yusukes blast. Samus armor fell off revealing her Zero Suit. "Guess I used to much power"
The two blasts collided together but unfortunately Yusukes blast was pitiful compared to Samus's giant beam. The charged beam blew away the spirit cannon and then the beam hit Yusuke.
"AAAHHH" Yusuke was shot backwards and smashed into a wall. Yusuke fell down, unconscious.
"Looks like the winner is Samus. Before the next fight begins Im going to get a burger"
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Mewtwo is in the booth with a burger "Mmm, this is a good burger. Oh sorry. For the fifth fight we have a mini-sun vs. a flirty racer"
Don Patch ran up to the stage crying with a doll in his hand "I need a doll sitter"
Falcon walked up to the stage "Its my fi…" Don Patch hit Falcon square in the face with the doll he had. Falcon got up and shook his fist at Patch "What was that for"
"You didn't offer to be my doll sitter" Patch started picking his nose
"Don't do that in public" Falcon ran up to Patch "Falcon…PUNCH" Falcon threw his now flaming fist toward Patch
Patch opened his mouth and actually ate the fire that was on Falcons hand. Falcons hands then got stuck in Patch's mouth
"What the heck" Falcon tried to free his hand from Patch's mouth. "Falcon…KICK" Falcon threw his flaming foot at Patch but he just ate that too "Stop eating ME"
Patch let go of Falcons fist and foot "Im gonna win Im gonna win"
"Not if I have something to say about that" Falcon jumped up so he was above Patch "FALCON DIVE" Falcon feet were set on fire as he sped toward Patch from above. Falcon slammed into Patch and drove him into the ground. Falcon than started kicking him repeatedly "THIS IS FOR EATING ME" Soon Patch was 50 feet in the ground
"1…2…3…" Mewtwo started the countdown
"JUST DECLARE ME THE WINNER"
"Fine Mr. Impatient. The winner is Falcon"
Falcon ran around crazily screaming "IM THE CHAMP"
Mewtwo yelled at him "NO YOUR NOT" Mewtwo used Psychic to calm Falcon down, then he set him down in the crowd where little kids beat the crap out of him
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"Are last fight, hopefully should be a treat. We have two villains fighting off to see who'll win. Our first villain is the purple dragon, Ridley"
Ridley flew to the stage and landed, still flapping his wings, making a lot of dust rise up. "Bring on my opponent. He'll die at the hand…or breath of my flames" A fly landed on Ridley's nose and… "FLY!!!" Ridley flapped around the stage like an idiot till the fly flew away. Ridley pointed at everyone watching what just happened "No one saw that. Now where is my opponent"
"He's been here since the last fight. You just cant see him because he's hiding. Oh and before you find him…fight"
"Makes sense he's hiding. If I wasn't me I wouldn't want to fight me eith…" A claw sprang from the ground and bashed in Ridley's nose
The sand, dirt, and dust on the stage came together forming Crocodile "You are a very arrogant dragon"
Ridley rose up "You broke my nose you idiot" Ridley took a shoe from out of midair and threw it at Crocodile
The shoe hit Crocodile's forehead. Crocodile rubbed his head "What was that for. You fight like a woman. Who throws a shoe, honestly"
"I do. That's why I threw it" Ridley shot flames at Crocodile
"Your flames wont even be able to hit me. Sandstorm…" Croc jumped up into the air dodging the fire "Furnace" Croc threw a ball of sand at Ridley
The sand hit right at Ridley's feet "You missed. Either you have bad aim or you just weak. Hahaha" Ridley laughed until the area where the sand hit blew up in one big sand explosion "AAAHHH" Ridley was launched into the air. In midair Ridley started flapping his wings "What was that" A hand grabbed Ridley's neck "GAH"
Croc was still on the stage 50 feet below Ridley, but one of his arms were missing "With my Sand Sand powers I can turn my body into sand. I turned my arm into sand and noe you're about to die" The hand that was on Ridley started choking him
"GAH" Ridley flapped his wings "HELP…ME" Ridley grabbed the arm and somehow threw it off him "Im…going…to…KILL YOU" Ridley flew toward Croc in a nosedive aiming at his face "DIE!!!"
"You fool" The sand on the stage flew around Ridley. The sand grew bigger each second
"What is this" Ridley stopped mid flight
"My Sand Storm Instant Death" The sand formed a sphere around Ridley closing him in a giant ball of sand "Now you die" Croc closed his fist, which was now on his body again, making the sand crush whatever was inside it. The sand fell too the ground and melted away. When the sand was gone, Ridley wasn't there "Where did he go"
"The winner of the best fight in this chapter is Crocodile"
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Ty: Good job Mewtwo. You somehow managed to author a new chapter
M2: Its not that hard actually
Ty: Good because I found out Goku ate a little too much food, and by a little I mean about 20 tons of food, which made him sick. He barfed on Vegeta, which made him sick so he started blowing chunks too. You're going to have to be the narrator and/or announcer for the next chapter too
M2: Goodie
Ty: And before I go next chapter the villains will be revealed, so till then, good bye. Say goodbye Mewtwo
M2: Goodbye Mewtwo