Ty: What now. Im running out of funny disclaimers
M2: OMG HE'S DEPRESSED RUN AWAY
Samus: Whats so bad about Ty being depressed
M2: Do you really want to know what happened last time he was depressed
Samus: On second thought no I don't
Bowser: Ill tell you anyway. Last time he was depressed…the world blew up
Samus: Really?
Bowser: No not really. What actually happened was he ate ice cream
Samus: How is that bad
Bowser: … It had… SPRINKLES
Samus: AAAHHH TY HATES SPRINKLES (slaps Ty across the face repeatedly) WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME
M2: Because you're not psycho like Ty is. Since, wouldn't you like me to be the author instead of Ty the Psycho
Samus: Well that's true and NO. Ty is a lot cooler than you, heck I'd date Bowser before Id even think about going out with you. I don't like people who act emo a lot
M2: I don't act emo
Samus: Whatever but Im a human and you're a cat so it wouldn't work out anyway
M2: Darn
Ty: Thanks guys, that's all I needed for my disclaimer section. I don't own any characters from video games, manga, or anime in this WHOLE story. Now hopefully I don't have to do any more disclaimers
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Last Time…Ratchet, Mega, Sora, and Naruto had beaten all the robots. With the robot parts Ratchet made weapons for everyone "Anyone else want a piece of us"
"There is no one left. We killed them all"
"Darn"
Mega was spying through a pair of binoculars "Uh, guys, there are some people coming are way" the two figures he saw disappeared "Wait where'd they go" 5 seconds later Mega was struck by something and he fell to the ground
"What was that"
"You don't remember us Mega"
"Too bad"
Two people walked up to them. Mega was shocked when he saw who it was "D-dark Protoman, Dark C-colonel"
"Glad you remember us now."
"Too bad we have to kill you now" D. Proto and D. Colonel charged at them
Mega and Ratchet used their techno mumbo gizmo to jump away from D. Proto while Naruto and Sora charged at D. Colonel
"Eat this D. Proto, Spreader" Mega turned his hand into a gun and shot at D. Proto. D. Proto dodged the shot but the ground where the bullet hit exploded underneath him
"Huh" D. Proto was launched into the air. He did a backflip and landed onto a building "That weak attack wont be enough to beat me" D. Proto then got hit in the chest by a laser "What the?"
Ratchet had his plasma rifle in his hand "That helped"
"Im going to kill you two" D. Proto ran down the building and slashed through Ratchet and Mega. Mega fell backwards but Ratchet had his holo-barrier up
"That was a close one, huh Mega" Ratchet noticed that Mega was on the ground
"Ow. You could have protected me too you know" Mega got up off the ground "Whats done is done. Now eat this D. Proto, Wideshot" Mega shot a wave of water at D. Proto which struck him in the chest
D. Proto stumbled back a bit "If that was supposed to hurt try this on for size, Guardian, Copy Damage." A statue appeared in front D. Proto and a yellow circle appeared above Mega
"Ill destroy that statue" Ratchet took out the R.Y.N.O and shot missiles at the statue
"NNNNNOOOOO"
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D. Colonel jumped above Naruto and Sora's heads "If you cant keep up with my speed then this shall end quickly"
Naruto appeared behind DC "Ill show you how fast I am" Naruto delivered a kick at DC's head but he blocked it with his sword. DC grabbed Naruto's leg and threw him at a building
"Child, you are too weak to beat me" DC had forgotten about Sora so he walked toward Naruto
"Firaga" The air around DC exploded "I cant believe you forgot about me already" Sora was holding a cannon on his shoulder
A blade then struck Sora in the chest "I didn't forget about you I just went after the ninja first" DC aimed his sword at Sora's head "Now you die" DC shoved his sword at Sora until… "GAH" Two kunais were dug deeply into DC's back
Naruto was standing on some rubble holding a small gun in each hand "This kunai shooter is awesome too bad Im not good at aiming it yet."
DC shook off the damage he had taken "Where did you get those guns, boy"
"Before you got here, Ratchet made us all some cool weapons" Naruto aimed his guns at DC "Lets finish this"
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"Don't do it Ratchet" Unfortunately is was too late. The missiles crashed into the statue and exploded
"Oh yeah. That's what I call a hit." When the smoke cleared the statue was still standing and it had a menacing look on it "Um…why is the statue glaring at me" A lightning bolt struck Ratchet and Mega at the same time
"AAAHHH" After the first bolt a second bolt hit Mega again. Mega fell down unconscious
"What happened? Why did Mega get struck twice" Ratchet's fur was smoking
"Before I answer, you smell like burning cat fur. Now my answer is simple, the Guardian punished you for hitting it so it hit you and Mega because he was on your side. Then the Copy Damage ring took into effect. Mega took another dose of lightning because the ring took the damage you got and inserted it into Mega in the form of a second attack but with you still taking damage" DP laughed at Ratchet "Now that Mega is down Ill kill you" DP ran at Ratchet with sonic speeds
"Rock Cube" A giant rock appeared in front of DP which he then smashed into
DP managed to peel himself off the rock with a dazed look on his face "Look at the pretty stars" Mega warped in front of DP "Ill finish this now, Volt" Mega put what looked like a tiny generator to DP's head "ZAP" Mega sent a painful shock into DP who literally exploded. In his place was a doll that looked like DP "Huh"
"Super Vulcan" multiple bullets dug themselves into Mega's chest
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Naruto shot multiple kunais at DC but he deflected them with his sword. "My turn" Sora was now holding a wand which had something that looked like a lightning bolt at the end "Thundaga" a lightning bolt came out of the wand and at DC who blocked that too. In a flash a bolt flew down and hit DC's head
"What the heck" DC aimed his sword at Sora and charged
The wand turned into two gauntlets with a snowflake symbol on them "Blizagga" Sora punched at the ground and froze hit. DC slipped on the ice and fell down
Naruto ran up to Sora "Hold him down some how. I got an idea"
"Okay" The gauntlets then turned into a ball "Graviga" A purple ball appeared above DC and fell on top of him. The ball fell on top of him and made the gravity heavier around him
"THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN" Naruto jabbed one of his guns into DC's ass "FIRE" Naruto shot a kunai up DC's ass
"OOOOOOOOOO" DC screamed in pain. He flew high up into the air holding his ass in pain "OW I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT YOU "
Sora scratched his head "I don't have a clue what you said but let's finish this now"
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Ratchet ran toward Mega "Are you okay"
"Yeah" Mega stood up but it was hard for him "Lets finish this Ratchet. Put this in one of your weapons" Mega gave Ratchet a chip
"Okay" Ratchet took the chip and put it in his RYNO "Now what's going to do"
"Watch. Mark" an invisible crosshair appeared on DP "Now eat this. Meteors" A horde of small meteors flew at DP
"Eat my missiles loser" Ratchet shot missiles at DP
"Your pitiful attacks wont even touch me" DP activated his booster and flew to the middle of two buildings. At that moment the meteors and missiles flew at him like they were heat seekers "What the" DP flew away from the rocks and explosives but he ran into a building "Crap" the meteors and missiles hit DP and exploded on contact
"Well that's the end of him"
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Colonel raised his sword at Naruto and Sora "Taste my ULTIMATE POWER. COLONEL CANNON" DC took out a giant cannon "FIRE" Colonel got ready to fire and kill the two heros till he noticed a giant shadow underneath him. Colonel looked up "...crap…" A giant boulder from the explosion in Mega and Ratchet's fight fell down on DC and crushed him
"Uh…we won"
"Yep… Lets get something to eat"
"Okay"
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Last time…Pikachu, Falcon, and GW got into their fight. Luckily the light was already on. The room didn't have anything special about it though "This is it. Its nothing special"
"That's what you think" TR appeared in front of them "This room enhances all special abilities. This room makes me a lot stronger"
Pikachu charged up some electricity "Guess it'll me stronger too than. Guys let show this girl how Smashers fight"
"BBBEEEEEEPPP"
"Did you have to beep"
"No" The three smasher ran at TR
"Its time for some butt kickin rodent style" Pikachu ran at TR using Iron Tail "Eat tail girly" Pikachu slammed his tail at TR who dodged it
"Foolish rat. Do you honestly think you beat me with your physical attacks" TR shot a fire and ice ball at the Falcon and GW
Falcon and GW jumped up to avoid it "You cant hit us just by throwing some powered up balls at us"
GW started laughing at Falcons statement till the balls exploded. The explosion froze GW and set Falcon's pants on fire
"AAAHHH MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE, MY PANTS, MY PANTS, MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE"
"Stop singing Falcon. We're supposed to be kicking Ganondorf's minion's butt"
Falcon stopped running "Then its time I used…this" Falcon pulled out a can of coffee with hundred times the caffeine
"NO DON'T DO IT"
"Too late" Falcon drank the whole can in a matter of seconds "…"
"If that was supposed to scare me, you're all very pathetic" TR stared at the now drooling Falcon "Is there something wrong with him"
"There is now" Pikachu ran away and took the frozen GW with him
"YOZ BABZ IN THE HOOSE. CAPTON FALCON INS THE HOOSE NOWZ" Falcon ran around like crazy "FARTZ" Falcon slammed into TR and sat his butt in her face "FARTZ BLAST" Falcon let one rip in TR's face which blasted fire in her face as well. Falcon was launched into space where he hit a satellite "CURSED RABID RABBITS" a rabbit from that new Rayman game flew past Falcon
TR was on the ground smoking. TR got up with an angry look on her face "That…was disgusting" TR searched the room for Pikachu and GW till she found them in a corner "Im going to kill you two" TR shot a fireball at Pikachu who deflected it back with an Iron Tail
"RUNZ AWAYZ" Pikachu went crazy now and ran away with the still frozen GW. As he ran the ice melted.
"Where am I" GW noticed he was being carried by a hyper Pikachu "AAAHHH LET ME GO"
"STUPID HITCH HIKER, GET OFF ME" Pikachu threw GW at TR
"NUEZ" GW went hyper as well and slammed into TR
TR flew backwards and into a wall "Great, my opponents are crazy, hyperactive morons" TR got ready to kill GW when a satellite crashed through the ceiling "WHAT THE HECK"
Falcon climbed out of the wreckage "Im…okay" Falcon brushed some dust off his pants "Still cool as always"
After seeing Falcon crash through the ceiling Pikachu and GW, who was about too eat a DS stopped being crazy and ran too Falcon "That distracted her Falcon. Good job"
"What did I do now" Falcon scratched the back of his head
"Just ignore what I just said. Wait, I just got an idea. Falcon, give me your helmet" Pikachu jumped up and grabbed Falcons helmet. Too bad for Pikachu and GW, who always wanted too see under Falcons helmet, Falcon had another helmet under it "Darn. GW, I need a sausage, frying pan, hammer, and that torch thing you use in your smash attack"
"Um, okay" GW pulled out the items that Pikachu wanted "What do you need them for"
"You'll see. I need you guys to distract TR for 10 minutes"
"Okay" Falcon and GW searched for TR who they haven't seen since the satellite crashed
"Im going to kill these idiots" TR crawled out from under the satellite "YOU" TR pointed at Falcon's direction "You're the reason everyone's gone crazy, so now Im going to kill you" TR charged at Falcon but got smashed in the head by a key
"Oh yeah" GW put his key back "Lets show her how the Smashers fight, Falcon"
"Lets go" Falcon and GW ran at TR who had gotten up
"You are all annoying" TR slapped the two away from her
"Hey Falcon, I think I know how to paralyze her for a while. Eat this" GW tossed Falcon a can of beans
"Beans…OH, BEANS" Falcon held the can over his mouth, popped it open, and ate all the beans
"Oh no. It's like all these guys power run on food"
"I may have stolen this move from Wario but who gives a crap. Atomic Fart" Falcon aimed his back at TR and exploded
"Crap" TR was knocked out by the stench
10 minutes later…
"Here it is" Pikachu held up a ray gun
"What is it"
"It's the cheese ray"
"How did you make that out of a helmet, sausage, frying pan, hammer, and a torch"
"Well in my battle with Zolo all the anger went into my brain and made parts of my brain a lot smarter, mostly talking skills, mechanic skills, and cooking skill. Also I didn't use your helmet to make it"
"What did you do with it then"
"Lets just say it made a good cheese fondue" Pikachu licked his lips
"You ate my helmet…Who cares, I still have hundreds more" TR was starting to get up "Pikachu, show her how your ray works"
"Definitely" Pikachu aimed at the ray at TR
"Im going to kill you ALL" TR charged at the Smashers "DIE"
"NOW" Pikachu shot a ray at TR that hit her chest. Right as she was above Pikachu she turned into cheese
"Wow…it works" Falcon and GW noticed that Pikachu was eating, the now made of cheese, Twinrova "Ew"
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Samus: I cant believe you tricked us into that disclaimer up there
Ty: Im sorry. Hey look Mewtwo's tied up in a closet
Samus: Oh, Ive just got to see this (Samus walked over to the closet) Hey Mewtwo's not in here
Falco: BONZAI (Falco kicked Samus into the closet. Falco then slammed the door shut and locked it)
Samus: LET ME OUT OF HERE. IM GOING TO KILL YOU MEWTWO
Falco: He's in there with you
Samus: POWER BOMB (the inside of the closet blew up breaking the door and revealing an unconscious Mewtwo and an angry Samus) PREPARE TO DIE FALCO
Falco: MOMMY (Falco ran away from the angry Samus)
Samus: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BIRD (Samus ran after Falco)
Bowser: You plan these things don't you Ty
Ty: Yep. Next chapter is Luffy, Kakashi, Spyro, and Bobobo vs. Onox and Veran and Falco and DK vs. Falzar (Samus shot a flamethrower at Falco and scorched his tail feather) This is truly comedy