Chapter 18
Ty: Lets see Mewtwo paid me 100 million dollars so Id take pictures of Samus for him
Samus: What did you say Ty
Ty: Nothing, just keep on posing
Samus: Okay (Samus does some poses)
Ty: Mewtwo owes me another 50 million which how much I had to pay Samus for her to pose
Falco (walks by, sees Samus and stops) Hubba hubba. What a hottie
M2: SHE'S MINE DARN IT (tackles Falco to the ground)
Samus: What was that about
Ty: Nothing. Time for the swimsuit
Samus: Okay (Samus goes to put on her swimsuit)
Ty: …Falco, take the camera (tosses the camera to Falco who had just got back)
Falco: What's it for
Ty: You get take pictures of Samus while she changes
Falco: Hey as long as I get to see Samus, Ill do anything
Ty: Just take the pictures all ready (watches Falco leave) Man he's gonna get his butt kicked. This should be funny
Last Time…
Luffy, Kakashi, Spyro, and BBB had just killed the last moblin "So we're done now"
"Yeah"
Spyro, who had gone to get some food, came running back "We're not done yet guys"
"Who is it"
"Some big guy with armor and a blue lady"
The two people he mentioned walked toward them "Twinrova has sent us to kill you now"
"Are you ready for bloodshed Onox"
"Definitely Veran" They charged at the hero's
"Let show these guys who's strongest"
Onox slammed his mace at Luffy who got hit by it. Kakashi ran at Onox "Little man, do you honestly think you can hurt me"
"Probably. If I don't this time then I can still try again. Water Tsunami" Kakashi put his hands together and spun them creating a giant tsunami that rushed toward Onox
"Fool, your pitiful wave wont even budge me" The wave rushed over Onox who stood there not moving till the water was gone "If that's all you have then this fight shall be easy" Onox ran at Kakashi
"Gum gum double barrel" Luffy jumped in front of Onox and slammed his fists into a hole in his armor
Onox fell backwards "You actually hurt me. I cant believe you saw that hole in my armor." Onox slammed his mace into Luffy again
"Oh yeah." When Luffy was hit by the mace he made himself smaller so he could dodge the mace. The mace flew back and hit Onox in the face
"Dang it. I knew I should have gotten a lance. Stupid mace" Onox threw his mace and took out a…
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Spyro charged at Veran who simply jumped over him. Spyro forgot too stop and ran into a building "Ow. That hurt"
Veran smirked at the dragon "This fight should be ea" BBB ran into Veran riding a rocket ship "What the heck was that"
"I call it my Fist of the Nose Hair, Rocket Bonanza" The rocket than ran into a building and it exploded
Veran sweat dropped at BBB's stupidity "I hope that took care of him" Veran shot a ball of dark energy at Spyro
Spyro simply jumped out of the way "Ha, you wont hit me that easily" The ball started following Spyro "What the heck"
BBB rode a buffalo and smashed into Spyro and the ball "Yeah, Im riding a a fish"
Veran threw her fist into BBB's face "That was a buffalo you moron" Veran charged another ball in her hand "Im going to kill you on the spot" Suddenly some electricity shot Veran away from BBB "I don't know who to kill first"
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Onox pulled out a…
"OH MY GOD ITS A RABID RABBIT" Luffy tried to hide from the rabbit who was holding a plunger in his hand
"This isn't it" Onox threw the rabbit away too "This is it" Onox pulled out a giant sword "Twinrova gave me Link's Biggoron sword. Unlike Link I can carry it with one hand" Onox slashed at Luffy and Kakashi who barely dodged the giant blade
Kakashi did some hand signs "I hope this works. Summoning jutsu, Dog Fang Pursuit" Seven dogs popped out of the ground around Onox. The dogs bit him but Onox's armor was too hard and the dogs broke their teeth "BARK BARK BARK" The dogs ran away so they could pee on some fire hydrants "Dang it" Onox slammed the broad side of his sword in Kakashi's face
"That was a wasted effort. Now Ill kill the rubber boy" Onox pulled out a chain and wrapped Luffy up with it "This is my crystal prison. Hope you like it" Onox put his hand on Luffy's head. A blue crystal formed around Luffy
"Hey get me out of here" Luffy banged on the inside of the crystal
"Try all you want fool. The prison is unbreakable"
"CHIDORI" Kakashi slammed his hand, which was covered in electricity, into Onox's face
Onox stepped back "You are very fast for a normal human"
"Im not just any human, Im a ninja"
"Ninja, pirate, afroed freak, its all the same to me. I only show this form to few people but I want to end this fight quickly" Onox's armor started to fall off
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Spyro jumped onto Veran's back "This will hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me. Ice Fury" Above Veran and Spyro were thousands of ice sickles "Bye" Spyro jumped off of Veran before the ice fell down
"I hate you" All the ice fell down and speared Veran
BBB started dancing like a freak "Oh yeah we won"
"Oh yeah, who's the dragon"
"You two think you've won" All the ice broke revealing Veran looking like a turtle "This shell protected me from harm" Veran then transformed into her spider form, shot a web onto a building behind her and pulled herself up "Lets see if you can hit me up here"
Spyro was in front of her face "I can fly you know. Fire Fury" Spyro shot a large fireball at Veran which scorched her face
"AH, MY FACE. ILL KILL YOU DRAGON" Veran turned into her Bee form and stung Spyro
"AH" Spyro fell down and landed in front of BBB
"I guess its my turn to fight again. Fist of the Nose Hair, Bug Squasher" BBB slammed a giant waffle iron onto Veran
"WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY" Veran crawled from out from under the iron "Why did you slam a waffle iron into me"
"It was either that or a PS3"
"Id rather take the PS3"
"Okay" BBB slammed a giant Gamecube into Veran
"I said for a PS3 not a gamecube"
This time BBB slammed a giant Gameboy Micro (or Gameboy Jumbo)
"How did you have a giant GB Micro. That's impossible"
"It not the GB Micro it the GB Jumbo"
"Whatever. NOW DIE"
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Onox's armor fell off to reveal…a man in his underwear "AHH, I LEFT MY DRAGON FORM IN MY OTHER PANTS POCKET"
Luffy pointed at Onox "KILL HIM. GUM GUM BAZOOKA"
"CHIDORI" Luffy slammed his fists into Onox while Kakashi slammed his hand into Onox
"ARGH" Onox was sent flying off the planet
"That was easy"
"Yep"
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Spyro rammed into Verans back "Glad I woke up before you killed him. Lets finish this BBB"
"Okay. Fist of the Nose Hair, Random Flying Objects"
"Earth Fury" First a whole lot of extremely random objects, featuring objects like golf clubs and super models, fell onto Veran and then a lot of rocks fell on Veran as well. Veran was now buried under a lot of objects "Is she dead yet"
"Yes Im dead"
"Okay then"
Last Time…
Falco and DK entered the room "So we have to fight a giant bird right"
"Yeah"
"Well I have fought a giant bee and a giant crocodile so it shouldn't be too hard"
"Heh. K Rool and the Bee are nothing compared to me" The lights turned on and Falzar flew down from the ceiling. The room had many clouds and a blue sky in it "Prepare to die fools"
"This'll be hard DK"
"You can say that again" the bird and ape charged at the cyber falcon
Falco jumped into the air "Falco Flare" Falco was engulfed in flames and shot himself at Falzar
"What a pitiful attempt" Falzar smacked Falco away from him and at DK, Falco fell into DK who was eating a banana
"Hey what was that for"
"The stupid bird threw me at you"
"Whatever. Kong Punch" DK punched Falco at Falzar and somehow hit him
"You're lucky I let you hit me" Falzar grabbed Falco and threw him at DK again "Do you honestly think you can beat me" Falzar aimed the tips of his wings at DK and Falco "Feather Cannon" A whole lot of very sharp feathers flew out of Falzar's wings
Falco got in front of DK "Ha this should be easy to reflect, Reflector on" A blue shield surrounds Falco and deflects the feathers back at Falzar who dodged them
"That was lucky. Claw Swipe" Falzar swiped his claw at Falco and DK. Falco ducked but DK got his tie cut off
"Aw man. That was the only one I had with me. Now I have to wait till I get home so I can get another tie. Gorilla Spinner" DK started spinning himself around and he started floating in mid air. "Eat this" DK flew at Falzar and repeatedly slapped Falzar
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW. Stop hitting me you stupid monkey" Falzar smacked DK with his wing and sent him flying through a cloud
DK kept flying through the clouds till he hit the ground "That hurt" DK grabbed Falco's legs
"DK what are you doing"
"Eat this birdie" DK swung himself around and threw Falco at Falzar
"Oh, I get it. At first I though you were throwing me because you were angry at him but this way I can get some momentum and hit Falzar a lot harder. Falco Flare" Falco smashed into Falzar and sent him flying backwards. Falco then fell down till he reached the ground "Good idea DK"
"What idea. I threw you because I was angry with him. When you were talking about whatever you were talking about I was eating a banana"
"Whatever. At least we hit him hard" Falco slammed his fist into the palm of his hand
Falzar flew down and clawed Falco and DK "That hurt you stupid idiots. Falzar Cannon" Falzar charged a beam in his mouth and shot a beam at Falco and DK
Falco and DK got away from the beam "Ha, you missed" Falco then got hit by hundreds of feathers "OW"
Falzar laughed at Falco "Never mock me or you're gonna get hurt" Falzar charged at Falco and DK again
DK wound up his arm and released a powerful Kong Punch into Falzar's beak
Falzar flew back a little bit and fell on his back
"That worked. Good job DK"
"He's annoying the heck out of me. I had to shut that stupid beak up" DK walked over to Falzar and punched him again... and again…and again…STOP BEATING HIM UP DK. "Fine" DK walked back over to Falco
Falzar got up "Im in major pain right now. I cant beat you kept hitting me"
"You wouldn't shut your freaking beak up so I had too for you" DK wound up another punch
"Oh no not again" Fazlar smacked DK away from him "Now Ill deal with you bird"
"I don't think so" Falco brought out his laser and shot at Falzar
"Ow ow ow ow ow. Im going to keep yelling ow again so Im just gonna beat the crap out of you" Falzar flew up to Falco and started smacking him with his wings
DK got up and sneaked around Falzar and attached himself to Falzars back "Eat this birdie. Ground Pound" DK started pounding Falzar's head
"Get your paws off me you darn dirty ape. Ive always wanted to say that" Falzar flew up to the top off the building and started slamming DK into the ceiling
"Ow ow ow. Stop slamming my head into the ceiling"
"Not until you get off me" Falzar continued slamming DK till he got hit by a rocket "Who did that"
Falzar looked down at Falco who was holding a rocket launcher "Who else could it have been. Its not like the Easter Bunny's mad at you and is shooting rockets at you or something like that"
"Im now angry. DIE BIRD" Falzar flew down towards Falco
"Falco Flare" Falco burst into flames, rocketed off towards Falzar, flew over Falzar, and grabbed DK "Oh yeah. Cant touch this bird, loser"
Falzar turned around with the tips of his feathers gone "Falzar Barrage" Falzar shot a barrage of bullets at Falco.
"Oh crap" the bullets hit Falco's back and he fell to the ground. Luckily for him he landed on DK
"Ow. Hey Falco, are you okay" DK shook Falco
"I will as soon as you stop shaking me" DK stopped and Falco stood up but with a limp "Ive been through worst than that. DK I want you to throw me. Ive discovered an attack to beat him with"
DK grabbed Falco's legs "Okay then. Kong Swing" DK spun around for a little bit and threw Falco at Falzar
"Time for my special Falco Flare." Falco sped towards Falzar "Falco…PHOENIX" The flames around Falco formed a giant phoenix of flames "EAT THIS" Falco flew faster towards Falzar
"Crap…" Falco flew into Falzar and busted through him. After Falco was done flying through Falzar, Falzar was scorched and had a giant hole in his chest. Flazar fell down all the way to the ground
DK walked over to the dead Falzar and started plucking Falzar's feathers "What are you doing DK"
"Im just going to eat some fried chicken"
"That's wrong on so many levels"
Ty (taking pictures of Samus in a bikini): Beautiful, yes that's it. Work it, oh your working it
M2: Oh she's working it all right (starts drooling)
Ty: Keep going, kkkeeeeeeppp going. Good that's enough for today
Samus: Okay. I cant believe I did that though. Thanks for setting off my modeling career Ty
Ty: Your welcome (hand the camera to Mewtwo) Go develop these Mewtwo and when you're done…get me a donut. Oh and give me the pictures
M2: Yes sir (Mewtwo walked to the red room)
Ty: He'll be done next chapter. Also in the next chapter its Protoman, Ichigo, and Yoh vs. Kisame and Mewtwo and Samus vs. Gregar.