The Sleepover and the Disasters That came Along With It (Part Four)
I'm SOOOO SORRY! Gomenasai! Dui bu Ci! I'm sooo sorry! (Has currently recovered from writer's block Which might not be that good of a thing...;;) Last time, when I was writing, I forgot to put up credits! So sorry! Okay sooo...
Thank You for contributing kindly to our Truth and Dare!
OATMEAL HATER (also known as Kikyo Hater)
deathskeeper27
InuYashaluver 1 (I have not shown this dare yet, but it will be HILAIRIOUS! Hint: The one that Kagome whispered to Rin)
Hope you accept my dearest apologies, read onward for the story! (Duh!)
It was around midnight and InuYasha had to sabotage Kikyo's tent. He crept forward along with everyone else as witnesses. Closer... closer... in firing range... he lookeda bit sad; Kikyo and himself liked each other. A lot.But he still liked Kagome better because she was not spiteful, unforgiving, mean to others, and misunderstanding. He felt like chickening out and shook his head; that against himself, InuYasha NEVER chickened out of dares. He walked near the cabin with the sabotage materials. Then, he figured out that it was not just Kikyo; Kagura was there too. That meant Kaede was bunking with Kanna. He mentally sighed in relief; he had not wanted to get Kaede dirty by accident in the process. The six sabotagers crept forward. InuYasha uncapped the itching powder and the sneezing powder. He was about to throw it inside but Rin stopped him.
"I have a better idea," she whispered reassuringly and took the mixed powder and dumped it into two makeup canisters; her very own. Then she let down her beautiful, silky black hair and had her rolled up skirt trail downward. After, she took off her jacket, revealing a silvery-white shirt that sparkled like the moon. For the finishing touch, she put her hairon her right shoulder, making it look like a ponytail. The change was in less than a minute! The group stared in shock; she was just amazing! She winked and gave a signal to hide. Then, she lightly rapped on the tent 'door.' Kagura opened it and faced Rin with a disgusted face.
"What do you want, wimp?" she asked coldly while glaring at thefifth-grader as if she were a speck of dust or something despicable. Rin did not flinch; Sesshomaru's glare was thrice, no quadruple the intensity, she was used to it.
"Hi Kagura! (happy, preppy voice) You know, like, Sesshomaru, like, sent this to you, like, he said you would look pretty ,like, totally! I think he like, likes you! (about to barf at what she's saying) Okay, so, like, I'm done playing messenger, like totally! Oh, give this to ,like, Kikyo, it's from InuYasha!Have fun, look, like, good! TeeHee!" she waved and left while Kagura happily opened the makeup cream and smothered it over her face. Then, Kikyo did the same. They used both creams; they smelled so good!A minute later though, Kikyo began to sneeze and itch uncontrollably. The same went for Kagura. As they itched and sneezed and scratched, Kagome gave Rin a high-five and Miroku, Sango, and InuYasha were snickering quietly away. Rin smiled evilly; people thought she was so innocent and harmless, they found out they were wrong soon after though. Dead wrong. Sesshomaru just quietly stood there, looking at the snickering group. How could Kagura or Kikyo have fallen for that? That proved she was useless and stupid. As the two popular girls sneezed and scratched, Kagome nodded vigorously to InuYasha; it was the perfect time to sabotage K-I-K-Y-O 's room. He weakly smiled and got out the whipped cream and toilet papers. Kagome smiled happily at him (which made his heart soar a couple thousand feet up though he didn't show it) and he began to sabotage... (mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm sooo evil!)
"Hey, popular creeps! Yeah, that means you, Kikyo and kagura! LOOK UP AND... BANZAI! GOTCHA!" InuYasha cheerfully screamed while standing on top of the tent. (This is in EXTREME slow motion.) He grabbed the whipped cream and sprayed it everwhere, then he grabbed toilet paper and wrapped it around the two (that way, they cannot see who it is). Then, he messed up all the purple and black galore items by dumping murky green (ewwwww!) paint on the room. Then, as a finishing touch, he sprayed the remainder of the whipped cream on Kikyo and Kagura. What a surprise they would have when they woke up! He smirked to himself; this was actually fun.
"Oh my gosh, InuYasha, that WAS so funny! (giggle) I mean, did you see Kikyo's face; priceless! (snickers)" Sango said happily and gave him a HARD pat on the back. Hard. Miroku nodded, he was in too much hysterics to say anything at all. Kagome smiled at him a gave his hand a soft squeeze; her way of saying,' Thank You.' InuYasha smiled at her back.Rin giggled at the two while Sesshomaru began to head back to the tent; it was getting rather boring outside now that the sabotage had ended. InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango began to head back too. Rin ran up to catch up with Sesshomaru.She caught up and was right next to him.
"Hey, did you like InuYasha's little performance?" she asked politely.
"No, it was a waste of time."
"Then why'd you come along?"
"I was dragged along by force."
"Well, why don't you resist?"
"It is interesting to see how pathetic humans spend their free time."
"Ha! So itwasn't by force!"
"Partly."
"But only partly." There was a brief silence until another question dawned apon Rin.
"Hey, why do you never show any emotions at all?"
-silence-
"Helloooooo?"
-silence-
-poke-
-poke-
"If you don't answer then I will ask the elements to do something bad to you!" she warned cheerfully.
-silence-
-poke- poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
"Fine... I have no emotions."
"Huh! Why not, everyone has emotions, whether human, demon, half-breed, or plant!"
"I have been trined not to show any emotions nor to have any since my birth."
"Wow! Hey, how old are you?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Well, demons look totally different from what age they TRULY are! Besides, you obviously know my age, right?"
"No. I have no need for it."
"So what's your age?"
-silence and more pokes and finally a relenting dog demon-
"Around one hundred..."
"Wow! You know, when I was th- oops, I mean You live sooo long! I feel sorry for you!"
"I do not need pity from a HUMAN."
"If you ever do feel a hurting emotion, you'll feel it a lot longer than a human. That's one reason I'm glad that I'm not-I mean I'm a human!" Rin said cheerfully; she had almost given away her secret! She could not be so careless. Sesshomaru silently mused at how she was saying those strange things. She was human. He could smell it.
"Sooo, are you immortal?"
"No."
"Do you want to be?"
"Maybe..."
"Oh... I see, you're a fool too, huh?" she said softly (he still heard it though), almost sadly. He was sure he caught the bittersweet edge in her voice.
"How dare you call I, Sesshomaru, a fool."
"You're very funny (giggle) you know that? (giggle)"
"Why am I so amusing to you?"
"Because, you act so formal, have no emotions, and you're... just you! (giggles a lot)"
"Hmph."
-about five feet away InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, and Mirok are eavedropping- (Sesshomaru and Rin think that they are just walking behind)
"Woah... he let her call him a FOOL! He doesn't even let ME call him that!" InuYasha breathelessly said to his friends.
"Duh, InuYasha, I mean, he likes her and all!" Kagome replied and sighed at Sesshomaru and Rin walking back. If only InuYasha was like that... she ighed; not possible.
"Well I don't let you call me... hey wait forget I said that!" InuYasha said blushing madly. Miroku and Sango snickered to each other; InuYasha NEVER thought about what he said before saying it.
"Okay... okay... I mean, who would fall in love with YOU!" Kagome said, irritated that InuYasha was not very good at being nice. InuYasha, as usual, took this the complete wrong way.
"Well you know what, YOU"RE NOT GOOD EITHER!" he screamed at Kagome and stomped back to his tent; only to find it locked (cough Miroku cough). So, he stomped to Kagome's tent and sat back, as far away from his hated half-brother as possible. Rin stared at him and then knew Kagome would be mad at him again. As if right on cue, Sango and Miroku came in with a nice, happy, (I'm about to kill you InuYasha) smile. She sat right next to the (terrified and in a white whipped cream bunny suit) half-breed. Her smiled grew wider. He twitched and scooted away. Slowly. Respectfully. Rin bit back a giggle; this would be more funny later on.
"InuYasha?"
"Y-yes...? -shiver- -shake- -tremble-"
"Here... I've got a secret... lemme whisper it 'softly' in your ear."
"N-no! I don't wanna know! (desperately trying to break free of Kagome's iron grasp) Ahhhh!"
""Goo-ood boy, InuYasha! Now, here's my secret!" she leaned closer and cupped her hands on his (adorable) puppy dog ear.
"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT OH, AND SIT!" Kagome belowed as InuYasha carved - no buried himself in a 30 foot hole deep hole. Kagome smiled pleasantly, satisfied, and then went to sleep. InuYasha seemed to be unconscious. Seeing as there was nothing more to laugh at, Rin went to bed also. Sesshomaru had already left, not wanting to fall into the crater that blocked to doorway. Miroku leaned closer to Sango; they still were not tired even though it was around two in the morning.
SLAP!
SLAP!
SLAP!
SLAP!
Miroku was now unconscious too and his face was 'decorated' with a assortment of red handprints. Sango went to bed too, in her sleeping bag. This night, the three girls happily slept away and the two boys were hurting A TON. Oh, and Sesshomaru had already returned to his tent with his sleepingbag.
Okay! Thank You sooo much for reading my story up to here! I'm soo happy I have readers! (sniffles happily) See you next chapter and please do not remember to write some interview questions! Okay! See you wonderful readers soon!
MoonMagicks