The Not-So-Surprisingly Stupid Sunday!
Kagome woke up and stretched. Today was Sunday! That meant the students would get to go to stores in the village nearby for supplies and gifts. She went to the main office and looked at the teacher who would be watching over them. Artemis Coriania. She groaned; last time, they had all switched bodies! What on earth would happen this time!She ran to her tent and woke up Sango and Rin. They were sleepy, it was not surprising as it was just dawn. They had had less than six hours worth of sleep.
"Uggg... Kagome, how do you sleep so little! I'm still tired, besides... today's Sunday..." Sango said with a yawn as she fell back to sleep. Rin on the other hand seemed to be more of an early bird than Sango. She rubbed her eyes and processed the fact that Sango had just said. It dawned on her.
"AHHHH! I'm doomed! Help! Kagome! Get my stuff for me! My money! My clothes! You two stupidheads cannot be sleeping! (stomps all over InuYasha and Miroku while still raging and ranting) WAKE UP! We are going shopping today!" Rin said loudly, waking everyone at Shikon Private School up. She did not seem to notice as she quickly got her sleeping bag packed up and took her stuff. She brushed her hair quickly and ate a breakfast of fruit and milk. Kagome turned around to shake Sango up. When she turned around, (Which was about ten seconds!) Rin had already changed into a beautiful silk blouse that was white and a creamy skort. Kagome gaped at the fifth-grader.
"Oh my GOSH! Rin, How did you change SOOO FAST!" she shrieked while Rin only hastened more.
"Oh, my mother told me many a time that a good lady must be fast at changing in and out of her many outfits!" Rin replied as she checked to see if she had the correct currency; hse was not used to the money here. Hopefully, Anita had packed the correct amount. Or else she would be one good maid less by the end of the school year. She selected a handbag from her many and fastened some white barrettes onto her midnight black hair.
Menawhile, Kagome was checking to see if InuYasha and Miroku were okay. She saw InuYasha crawling out of his crater and Miroku edging slowly toward Sango. Yup, they were awake all right. That might not have been a good thing.
"InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, Rin! Listen up! We are going to thevillage today-"
"Duh, Kagome!"
"We know!"
"Yawn... I'm tired!"
"You guys never let me finish! I said we are going to the village today for supplies and such... with Artemis," she said loudly, catching everyone's attention. Everyone was shocked. Why was it always her! InuYasha's jaw dropped, Miroku seemed to have half-fainted, and Sango was get furious; she had been in InuYasha's body because of that teacher! Rin just looked like a statue. Everyone thought, 'What will happen now!' SLAP! Miroku's face was red once more and Sango was fuming. Kagome swore that she had flames in her eyes. InuYasha and Rin rolled their eyes; some people just never learn! (cough Miroku cough) The group chattered along and ate their small breakfast happily.
"Attention, all Shikon Private School Students, please report to the front office for your trip to the nearby village! You are to purchase needed items there and gifts if you feel that they are needed too! Your chaperone for today will be your magick insrtuctor, Artemis Coriania. Do behave and spend your money wisely! Have a good time!" Principle Kim's voice echoed throughout the entire school. The five friends ran into the front office quickly, almost fearing that they would be too late. Rin was holding a purse stuffed with what her mid thought as to be the currency. They stopped and formed a straight, single file line in front of Artemis who smiled sweetly at them.
"Okay, students, here is our plan! (claps hands REALLY LOUDLY) I will perform for you some magicks that will determine your partners for the trip. I will pair it boy and girl so no complaining, okay? (before waiting for any reply at all...) Good, glad that you all agree with me! Okay, now here's the magick!" Artemis joyfully said as she waved her hands and one black hat appeared. it hung in the air limply. She waved the air around it and it bacame two. Then, she waved her hands in a spinning motion and the boys got sucked into the left hat and the girls got sucked into the right hat. Then, she began to pull them out, one person from one hat.
"Okay! The groups are... Kagura... InuYasha; Kikyo... Sesshomaru; Sango... Kohaku; Naraku... Rin; Kagome... Miroku; Kaede... Hakudoshi; Kanna... Koga!" Those are people you will remain with throughout the entire trip, okay? By the way, did I say that you will be stuck together? Neither of you will be able to get more than five feet away from each other, so be cooperative!" Artemis said while everyone looked at her with disbelief. Even Sesshomaru (he has to show emotions for a week) Then, she whisked them off to the village to have shopping... disasters happen.
Note to confused Readers: Like always, I will put the events one by one (less confusing). There are no pairings with the groups, remember that, okay! Do not get any weird ideas, I mean,I have pairings up already and I am steady as a rock! (I mean it!)
With Kagura and InuYasha:
"I wanna gooutfit shopping!" Kagura whined.
"No! Food always comes first!" InuYasha countered.
"Hey, Let's go our separate ways and meet right at the fish pond over there, okay?" Kagura suggested.
"Hmmm... I dunno... Okay! Why not?" InuYasha said, not wanting to spend the day with Kagura. They two went to where they wanted to go. They each got about two steps when WHAM! They got snapped back against each other like a giant rubber band had flung them. InuYasha glared at Kagura like it was all her fault. She glared back at him just as hard; he was the one being a big fat jerk. They stood up, brushed themselves off, and tried walking their separate ways once more. WHAM! (This time twice as hard!) The process was repeated once more.
"So... how are we going to shop?" Kagura said after a while of glaring, brushing off, and whamming.
"Feh... How do we settle this...? I know, how about what Kagome likes to play... Rock... paper... ci-ssors, or something like that?" InuYasha suggested, not wanting to get nothing done except for glaring at the eighth grader.
"Okay... I wanna go shopping... rock... paper... ci-ssors!" Kagura said as they let their hands open to reveal... InuYasha had rock, Kagura had ci-ssors (scissors, but they did not know how to pronounce it).
"Yah! I win! Let's go to the food store!" InuYasha said happily as he dragged Kagura along with him to the food store.
"Hey, mister... can I get some of those green vegatables there and that deer there... and some bread over there... OH! I want somma that candy there!" InuYasha hyperly said as Kagura rolled her eyes; the half-breed was insane... did he not know that...
"AHHH! It's a half-breed! Scram! Shoo! GET AWAY! You will bring bad luck to my store!" the shopkeeper screeched as she began pelting rocks at the poor half breed. InuYasha stood there confused; Kagura had to drag him away from the raging lady in order to save their lives. They ran into the Forbidden Forest and hid in a tree branch.
"Hey... are you okay? I have no idea how in the world Kikyo likes you, I mean, Sesshomaru's way better, but he's mine!" Kagura said thoughtfully as InuYasha stared at her with amazement; how did she know what was going to happen? As if reading his mind she answered, "Get used to it... people out there just do not seem to like half-breeds! How do I know? well, promise not tell anyone? (InuYasha nodded) Well, Kikyo found out that Naraku was a half-breed and so when I was partnered up with him, the same thing happened to us! that's how I know!" Kagura replied with a snort; humans ALWAYS thought that they were better; normally, only the strong were allowed to be arrogant. The weak just died off. InuYasha processed this in his mind.
"Feh. That's what that bas---- Sesshomaru said too. He said that purebreeds should not go with Half Breeds like me. So why are you and Kagome and Miroku and Sango okay with it?" InuYasha said witha hint of bittersweetness in his voice; a tone Kagura had never heard InuYasha use. She sighed as she searched her mind for an answer.
"Well... I think that it doesn't matter.. that is the one part of my Sesshy that I do not understand(sighs) Kagome, Sango, and Miroku... oh, and as much as I hate to admit it... Rin. They are all good people. Hey, you like like Kagome, right?" Kagura said with as hint of mischeiviousness in her voice. InuYasha blushed DEEP red.
"N-No! Duh, not! Who would like a girl that makes you fall to the ground every time you express your opinion!" he said hotly.
"Hmmm... lemmw think for a minute (pretends to be in deep thought)I know! Koga! I bet she likes him back, too, I mean, he IS popular and all!" she said. Inuyasha turned red in anger.
"What! She would NEVER go out with that mutt! I know her well enough to say that!" InuYasha said angrily.
"OOOOOH! Someone's very jealous, eh? Well, Kikyo's jealous of Kagome and now you're jealous of Koga! Haha! ANYONE with half a braincell can tell you like her, duh! Just like everyone can tell I like Sesshy and he likes me back!" she said happily. (InuYasha has sweatdrop now!)
"Hey..." Inuyasha began.
"What?" said Kagura.
"Why do you like my idiotic half brother so much?"
"He's not idiotic! He could beat you any day!"
"That's only because he's older! So... why do you like him so much?"
"Well... it's hard to explain... I just like him... I mean... he's handsome and smart and atheletic and near perfect! i mean, all he needs is a heart! (Inuyasha laughs at this; it's true!) And well... (now Kagura blushes DEEP RED) I want to be the one to give him that..." she said and sunk her head down.
"Okay...so can you go now?" Kagura asked; trying to get off the subject.
"Sure... but where...?" Inuyasha replied as they got down from the tree. She grinned a wicked grin like Kagome when she was about to sit him a couple hundred times. He backed away, but she caught his shirt sleeve and began dragging him.
"AHHHHH! KAGURA, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!" InuYasha yelped as she dragged him along the dirt road, dirtying him kimono; not like she cared though.
"Well... (drag) I'm going (drag) to (drag) take you (drag) to (drag) the (drag) outfit store! (HEAVE HO!)" she said witha cackle as InuYasha realized he was doomed.
"AHHHHHHHH! HELLLLLLLLLPPP MEEEEEEEE! MMMMMMMPHHHHH MMMMMPH!" he screamed as Kagura tied a hankerchief around his mouth in order for him to shut up and let her shop in peace.
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Kikyo groaned; here she was, being dragged along by Sesshomaru here and there to buy the items HE needed. Not like she needed anything; the undead need nothing... that can be bought. She wondered how on earth Kagura could have such a crush on him. A brick wall would be better!
"Hey, I want to buy some shampoo!" she said as they passed by the hair shop.
"Hmph. Why? You have no use for it?" he said as he began to march there anyways, he needed some too.
"I NEED to have my hair PERFECT so InuYasha will notice me!" she replied and began walking there too. "Hey! Why do YOU need to go there!" she demanded; angry that he said she could not go there yet he was going there anyway.
"Well, I need it more than you," Sesshomaru said flatly as he paid for the shampoo. Kikyo snickered; imagine,A DEMON BOY using shampoo! Sesshomaru heard her giggles and snickers and glared coldly at her. Kikyo squirmed, she was not used to anyone glaring at her; she was Ms. Perfect. She thought once more: How did Kagura like this jerk so much?
"I for one, would not be scoffing away at my choice of purchased items. Or do you not know that your beloved InuYasha uses shampoo too... ?" Sesshomaru said coldly while Kikyo's jaw dropped. She found no retort good enough so she just silently purchased the shampoo for herself and the two walked outside.
"How on earth does Kagura like you so much!" Kikyo asked, enraged by the silence. -silence- "Hey, answer me!" she said, annoyed. This went on for the rest of the shoppig trip because Sesshomaru refused to answer her. (Unlike Rin MWAHAHAHAHAHA!) She was so enraged with him that she just dragged him to the meeting place, muttering about how if Kagura didn't like him, she would have shot at him with her arrow. Sesshomaru frowned at this, a HUMAN, shooting HIM with an arrow? As if, he thought.
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Meanwhile... with Sango and Kohaku, things were going quite well in compairison to the others. Sango was getting annoyed that Kohaku kept following her and that he was too shy to buy anything on his own. Since her mother had told her to take care of her baby brother, she made sure that he got everything that he needed or wanted. They bought shoes, swords, knives, shampoo, towels, candy, etcetra. They had a great day (or at least far better than the rest) and happily went to go meet with the others.
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"I wanna go cloth shopping!" Rin screamed.
"Well, TOO BAD, princess, i wanna go potion shopping!" Naraku screeched back.
"NO! I'm more important than you!"
"Well, I can easily beat you!"
"I'll throw those words right back at you!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"I SAID YES AND I MEAN IT!" Rin shrieked highly and she grabbed Naraku by the kimono sleeve and ou of fury, whacked him upside of the head. Obviously, she was not strong, so Naraku quickly grabbed her wrist and dragged her in the direction of the old demon potionery shop. At this, Rin did NOT want to go into some smelly, stinky, random potion shop, so she screamed. Long and loud.
"AHHHHHH! HELP! EMERALD! HELP- I'M BEING DRAGGED INTO-!" she screamed loudly as the entire forest seemed to hear her pleas. The trees reared up and squashed Naraku flat. The poor potion lover did not even get a chance. He was trambled by trees, stomped by rocks, and squashed by tons of grass (yes, it does hurt!). Rin raised an eyebrow at the stampede and the stampeded; she hadn't meant for it to cause that many injuries. Okay, so maybe she had, but he deserved it!Dragging her to a potion shop like that! The nerve! She angrily thought as she began to drag him to the meeting place. Suddenly, he recovered, as if it had just been a scratch and not a stampede.
"Hey! Rin, what happened!" Naraku demanded, angry that he had been beaten by Rin, again.
"Oh... HOW ARE YOU AWAKE! Er- I mean, the forest 'accidentally' trampled over you, that's all!" she said in a fake cheerful tone, as if nothing had happened. Naraku, obviously not wanting to further embarrass himself, asked a question to divert attention from himself.
"Hey, Rin do you like Sesshomaru?" he said.She looked taked back by his question.
"Why do you want to know... ?" she asked, curious if she could gain any information in the process.
"Cuz... it just seems like it! Besides... you two would make a great pair!" Naraku said with a devious grin. Now he had found out Rin's weakness.
"No... I would never come to like such a fool like him... I mean... he wishes for immortality... how foolish is that!" Rin said sorrowfully. Naraku mentally sobbed, so he had not found out her weakness yet!
"What is so bad about immortality?" Naraku asked, curious why it would be foolish, for he wanted it too.
"You are a fool also... you DO know that, right? (Naraku steamed at this) I mean, to ask and truly not know...Okay! Let's go cloth shopping!" she cheerfully said, not wanting to dwell on the subject anymore than needed. She got up and forcefully dragged Naraku to the clothes store and bought a bunch of kimonos and candy and cookies. Naraku rolled his eyes: immature to the max!
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"AAARGH! Why do I bother with you- you IDIOT of a monk?" Kagome screamed, exasperated at Miroku who just went to a bookstore for disgusting purposes. She banged him on the head for that. Really, really, really, HARD!
"But... sooo... many... books..." he said wearily before fainting. Kagome saighed and dragged him to a babysitting place and left him there. Then, she cleverly used a magick spell to unbind her from Miroku and placed the spell on the building. She was going to get a laugh out of that.
Then, she happily went outside with her money and began shopping for candy, food, and toys. She got bored easily during Miss. Holopainen's (P.E. teacher) daily lectures. They were oh so dead drop BORING!
Meanwhile Miroku had begun to stir.
"Ugh... where AM I? AHHHHHHHHHH! KAGOME... WHERE ARE YOU!" he screeched while a babysitter came by and put a pacifier in hius mouth to shut him up. "UMMMMPH!" He screamed, muffled by the pacifier to no avail. Kagome meanwhile, was just shopping nearby and 'coincidentally' did not hear Miroku's pleas, prayers, or muffled screams. She grinned evilly, torturing Miroku was just TOO easy. Pay back.
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Kaede, Kanna, and Hakudoshi were also stuck in a babysitter's place. Courtesy of Koga, who was off to flirt with his 'beloved' Kagome. They were bored to the bone and were 'playing' with a 'younger' (if not mUCH huger) kid there, by none other than the name of Miroku. It was actually quite fun. Kaede watched as her 'entertainers' 'played' happily with Miroku. It DID look funny.
Next chapter: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You see how dreadful Sandys can be for the group! (Grins wickedly)
Thank you for being so faithful of readers... ummmm... just this once, may I ask you to tell me how you feel about my story...? I will continue whether or not but I would enjoy some feedback... if you have the time to, okay? Ummmm... well, until then! (logging off) Ja ne! Arigato Gazaimashita for reading this far and I will update in two or three days! If you are wondering why, next chapter is going to be very long!
MoonMagicks-see you soon (currently too hyper from eating candy) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FAREWELL!